hey look ma I made it

💕💫

[turninghoziest]

This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“

[beggars-opera]

[turninghoziest]

THIS GUY (from his insta story)

[bifemmequeen]

I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando

[scoutsmoocrew]

Promoting dairy to minors is despicable and creepy.

every day I stand outside the schoolyards with my trench coat full of cheese blocks and when kids pass by I’m like “hey kids wanna buy some cheddar”

[guerrillatech]

[amygdalae]

if u register satanic imagery as any kind of genuine threat... sucks to be you.... devils and flaming skulls are so cool and pretty to look at. youre missing out on all these epic devils and flaming skulls dude

[catchymemes]

[thecryptkeeper]

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

[thecryptkeeper]

ten year old me after seeing the grainiest picture imaginable of a figure in a cemetery:

[jonroxton]

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago

[anerbananers]

i’m so glad we’re not sleeping on how brilliant this movie is anymore

[barren-and-trivial-words]

Love it when companies are like “We’re proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer.” Pretty sure what you mean is “We’re legally required to be an Equal Opportunity Employer.”

[isaacsapphire]

Kinda like “this milk was made from cows that weren’t given hormones*” down at the back of the container “*that’s illegal”.

It’s to imply that other companies aren’t following the law like them, even though that’s illegal. Of course, talking shit about your competition is also highly regulated and it’s literally libel to say that other companies discriminate in hiring, etc. (if you can’t prove it).

[cromulentenough]

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[fitia-deactivated20240523]

The Holy Trinity of SU songs that had the fandom absolutely losing their shits when they came out

[beevean]

Stronger Than You: tied to one of the biggest reveal of Season 1, describes Garnet in a nutshell, the shameless celebration of the eternal love between two women

It’s Over, Isn’t It: a breathtaking Broadway piece about Pearl’s complex feelings and her trauma about Rose, how she’s torn between resentment for Greg, feelings of worthlessness, and maternal love for Steven

Other Friends: electro swing earworm

[notimeformeta]

Stronger than you: love is love and makes me who I am. It is not something to be ashamed of.

It’s over, isn’t it: I could continue to stew in my trauma, but the cost emotionally?

Other Friends: aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

[isa-ghost]

reblogging for that last addition

[kipperos]

i love a woman who can kick my ass

[mstrchu]

i dont think zagreus knows what college is

[surprisepeach]

everytime in elysium…

[mahaartworld]

Demeter isn't going to be happy about this 😂

What do you it isn't canon

Idea by @agentmilayawithshield

https://www.instagram.com/mahaartworld/

[tropiyas]

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[sicklyjelly]

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[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

au where you can give nectar to all the bosses