on the subject of YuYuMoon things, thanks to a post re: the YYH cast’s heights, I got a stupid story idea stuck in my head
For whatever reason, a youma/demon is causing trouble at Juuban High (much like the spirits in the Exam Battle manga side stories did), and for whatever reason, none of the group can see it or track it down, aside from maybe Rei, but she’s all the way in a different school and the creature likes to cause trouble during the daytime
so the girls turn to the YYH dudes to try to track the demon down and keep it in place while they do their magical girl magic against it, but it’s hard to sneak a bunch of dudes into the school when they A) don’t have the proper uniforms and B) stick out like sore thumbs because they all look like dumb punks \O__O/ So a disguise is proposed! But none of the senshi have any gakuran uniforms to lend to them, and the Luna Disguise pen only really works on Usagi, so they’re stuck on what to do
until someone (COUGH*MINAKO*COUGH) suggests they lend one of THEIR uniforms to one of the boys instead
Kuwabara is immediately out because he’s too large to fit into any of their clothing, and Kurama straight-up refuses with the most pleasant yet threatening smile possible (’is it because you think I look like a woman? it does, doesn’t it?? 8)’ ‘Kurama CHILL, we only glanced at you...............’), and Hiei just nopes out of there faster than a blink of an eye because HELL NO is anyone putting any of that disgusting human make-up on him
so that just leaves Yusuke and he’s like ..............shiiiiiiiit, okay, I GUESS?? UGH you guys SUCK (not that this is a new experience for him or anything like that thanks Keiko but he didn’t exactly want to do it AGAIN, because it’s so much trouble)
and guess who happens to be tall enough to have a uniform that could fit Yusuke??? you bet your sweet ass it’s Makoto!!! (not that she’s entirely happy about this either, because god Yusuke you better fucking shower before you put your sweaty shonen ass in her nicely maintained uniform you gross butt)
meanwhile Usagi and Minako LATCH upon him to make him into the cutest schoolgirl worthy of wearing Mako’s school uniform, much to Yusuke’s horror (’anymore lipgloss and it’s going to look like I’ve been giving blowjobs to jelly donuts--OW DAMMIT THAT WAND ISN’T SUPPOSED GO INTO MY FRIGGIN’ EYEBALL’), while Ami pointedly looks away from everything and prays for Yusuke’s soul
... and imagine everyone’s surprise once Yusuke’s all made-up and dressed and shoved into a wig that he’s legit 100% ADORABLE and Mako has both the doki-dokis and a pang of envy because dammit, Urameshi, it’s not fair that he looks SO good in her own clothing
once everything is over and done with the ghost case and etc etc, however, Botan gets wind of what went down and is like WHAAAAAT, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME, I ABSOLUTELY ADORE DRESSING UP IN UNIFORM and everyone cold-sweats because they didn’t even consider her an option, W H O O P S....
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