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Mmmmm love to have a coworker me an email chain where they take credit for my edits of technical documentation in the email chain. The best part is the FYI he placed at the beginning.

Me: I really hope there are as few interruptions today as possible so I can finish this code

Coworker: So I may have started an electrical fire

There are a couple of gym rats in my office so I’m pretty used to seeing random protein powder and fitness shake detritus around the break room, but I can’t stop laughing at this

This is a pretty hilarious. The `Heel-Face Revolving Door’ tv show thinks it is a good thing that none of their characters are internally consistent and back stab each other without warning and for no raisin and there is never any character development or even plot development served by it.

‘Haha remember that time I sent one of my goons to kill you and they left some folks unconscious to died by hospital fire and then we never talked about again even after we reconciled? Good times good times.’

For the second time in as many days, I am having to have a conversation with someone about not putting the password to a thumb drive on a piece of paper in the same package as the thumb drive. The fact that the conversation needed to be had the first time dimmed my faith in human reasoning and basic logic. The fact that someone did it anyways and then needed to be reminded again and explained the reason why again... I just... I don’t...

So instead of learning from your mistakes, you decided to grim dark Teen Titans. Teen Titans of all things. Jfc.

Marvel: The new Thor movie will have drunk Tessa Thompson. And Jeff Goldblum acting like peak Jeff Goldblum. Oh yeah, and cgi hulk butt. Have fun everyone!

DC: Robin murders people now

"The airplane you were suppose to take broke, so we had to find and prep an extra for you"

I am completely calm and am absolutely not at all about to have an anxiety attack on an airplane

You know, my sympathies for your computer problems and all your time lost wane somewhat when I can clearly see you watching Final Fantasy 8 FMVs on youtube on your work computer.

Also seriously, FF8? Really?

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Say it ain’t snow. - Josh Hara

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“I wrote the code, asshat.”

It has been so long since I've read fantasy. Feels good to come home sometimes.

You know you really didn't need to send me an email saying that you were no longer hiring for the position I applied for 592 days ago. I sort of already guessed that.