An act of arachnidism

Have you ever seen a spider and screamed? Summoned a squad of brave knights to come rid the world of the eight-legged thing, only to find it had gone under your bed and is likely there now, planning your eventual demise, followed by world domination? I'm on the spider's side.

[wantstobelieve]

[♔] - one for every occasion.

(sladerobinweek day 4 - shapshifters)

AU where Deathstroke’s Ikon suit also allows shapeshifting through molecular manipulation, because the Ikon suit is science.

Yes I took this prompt as an excuse to draw some ol’ selfcest. Also can you imagine Bruce with Slade’s mannerism cause I can and it’s some good stuff my dudes

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[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[slow--spark]

*cares aggressively*

[hammandbuble]

[kalmiopsis]

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[mellosdrawings]

Baby Jason got adopted by Selina instead of Bruce. Grew up to become one hell of a fierce tiger. Selina is very proud <3

Bonus, this is Stray!Jason:

You see it right?

[iconuk01]

"A Death in the Family" would have been very different I suspect. If the Joker had harmed Stray.. Well, Bruce might have a super-strict "No killing" rule, but if someone hurts one of her kittens, I think Selina wouldn't hesitate.

And then go and bargain with Ra's or Talia for the loan of a Lazarus Pit for half an hour.

[elbiotipo]

That picture where it looks like BTS did a coup in the United States

[elbiotipo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

If your friend is struggling, the signs might not be obvious. A cry for help can take many different forms. Try checking in on them if you hear them express any of the following sentiments:

I miss Supernatural

I should rewatch Supernatural

Supernatural was such a good show

I hope they make more Supernatural

[eggsac]

today in stupid fanfic thoughts

Whenever I see omegaverse misogyny where omegas are devalued (and I don't mean the extreme pornverse ones where it's clearly just "omegas are sex slaves the send") I think okay good idea lets take it a step further thought because you know there's gotta be some society out there in omegaland where historically sure, your king has a bunch of concubines and stuff but you KNOW that the male omega concubine's kid is EXTRA special because he's DOUBLY MALE BLESSED or some stupid shit, like cut the women out as much as possible. Like "both my parents have a penis and I'm so I'm extra special, chosen by omegaverse god" kind of shit.

I have a lot of questions about the societies that this would engender, basically.

I've been reading a lot of books about extreme historical misogyny and I think it's starting to show.

[boudicca]

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

[shiphappen-s]

I bet Grace's ejection from earth would become like an Eridian horror story. They forced him to sleep. They held him down and made him go to sleep so he would stop fighting. They kept him vulnerable and put him into a dangerous situation with other sleeping, vulnerable humans with no one to watch over them.

And 2 of them DIED! While they were asleep with no one to watch over them!!

Like they probably already thought Rocky's journey was the stuff of nightmares (alone for decades with no one to watch him sleep) but Grace's story would probably be so terrifying to them. Coupled by the relative ease with which he talks of it. He accidentally mentions it to his class and gets several concerned and angry messages from Eridian parents about him telling horror stories to their children instead of teaching Human Science lol

[orbuz228]

[eggsac]

Remember Eli Bradley?

I do

[dead-red-boy]

Stained glass window Duke Thomas @phooliganbabadook @searchforahero

[kaelio]

Recipes from Portland's famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager's death. All of these fucking slap.

[ladyvean]

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

[kaelio]

just to be clear

[certifiedsoupposts]

certified soup post

[kaelio]

It's sooo good

The lentil soup post is yeah beyond amazing. I know lentil soup doesn't seem like it could be that good. You simply don't Know how beloved the rheinlander lentil soup was. This was a famous soup here.