i'm a preacher... beTTer watch out

[haiikyuus-remade]

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

[teaganadelaide-deactivated20230]

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.

[haiikyuus-remade]

[scamperway]

startprayin‌:

i hope so Too, liTTle one, i really do…

aww shiT…  ain’T you sweeTer Than sTardust pie…  Thank you kindly, scamp… i ain’T got a nickname yeT, but you can pick one for me if you like… 

:o)

i’m sure you will! there’s really no reason to keep trolls on ships forever gotta have a mission eventually!

i’ll have to get to know you some to pick one but i accept the challenge we’re going to find out the perfect nickname before this friendship is up i swear

:3

[startprayin]

ain’T you ThoughTful...  pray for me, darlin, i’m sTuck aT leasT Til The fesTiviTies are over here... ain’T stretched my sTruTpods in a perigee, i’m so damn Tired of bein’ sTill

oh, you’re cuTe and sweeT, whaT a combinaTion... i can’T waiT To see whaT you come up wiTh, scamp...  Though i hope our friendship ain’T up Too soon...

[claws-on-spec]

startprayin‌:

well i’ll be… you really do goT an air of speediness abouT you…

how are you and your maTespriT spendin These harvesTerror fesTiviTies…? any colors, any cullin’ or mayhem…? Trick or beaTin’…?

thats RIGHT

im gonna dress UP im gonna make ‘daja wear something TOO so we can go TOGETHER

[startprayin]

whaT are you gonna dress up as...? or is That a surprise...

[artiiiiste]

startprayin‌:

hah hahaa…  you know, i’ll accepT your complimenTs for now… you goT enough sinceriTy in your words ThaT i Think i’ll believe you…

well, since we’re here, Talkin’ ‘bouT The public and audience… how ‘bouT you Tell me whaT you like To do wiTh your arT… and just why you caTer To us mirThfolk…

and jusT whaT sorTa sTudy you’ve done on my faiTh

Like I said, I don’t do empty complements because I knowe what I’m talking aboute and who I’m talking to.

Welle, for personale endeavors, I worke on a webcomic that I write and illustrate myself. For displays of my hard worke and skille, I enjoy painting portraits and various bloody, righteous, and the most moving stories/translations from the sacred texts I’ve received from clients. And as for why, welle… Why do the tides come in and out? Why does the sun rise and set and burne everything in it’s wake? It’s really something I stumbled into at firste, and I was luquey enoughe to encounter open-minded trolls who shared their Faithe with me. Of course, it’s not my place to impose, but I feel a sort of… Inexplicable connection, you knowe? I stay in my lane and all thate, don’t get me wrong, but it’s really quite miraculous to even have this little bit of interaction and connection with the usually insular Faithe throughe my usual clients. Like ships in the nighte, or a glimpse into another life, perhaps.

Mostly my studies are from a few Alternian translated tomes. It’s no simple reade, and I’m often having to aske if translations are accurate and getting a resounding shrug in response, even in the beste of times, but I’m not exactly allowed to or capable of reading straighte from the source. No voodoos, after alle. It’s a pity, but it’s what I have to worke with. Goshe, and it doesn’t help that I’m such a scatter pan sometimes. One second I sit to read, the nexte I’m compelled to painte more. Inspiration strikes even at inopportune times.

[startprayin]

i could maybe be providin you wiTh some TexTs, if we become friendly enough... i do love Talkin To fellow arTisTs, afTer all, Though my arT ain’T so grand as all That... i wanna see That web comic of yours, Though... i’ve seen religious painTing before, seen iT all my moTherfuckin life... sTill fills me wiTh religious fervor, but iT’s old...

i wanna see someThin’ new, darlin...

[xolotoofficial]

startprayin‌:

merry meeTin all back at you, brother…

oh darlin, i Think i jusT remember you… i Think i remember you all liTTle runnin’ round before your sTardom too… jusT you make sure That you bein a supersTar don’T geT in The way of aTTendin massacre, hm…?

haha wel aint u a lucky 1 ! u saw me as a lil bit ? dam dat musta bn wild, cn me as a squirt n den on da big screens ft a hella glow up lol wel ay church b wat blessd me w all i got so i aint forgot wher i came frum :o)

aw sis dont get 2 lecturin me now lyk im stil a wigglr ! hehe i make sur 2 keep mine studies n i get my ass n2 massacre wen i aint bn workd 2 da bone dont u worry yaself babe

[startprayin]

ain’T so much of a glow up, you look basically The same To me... same goofy ass smile, same big ass hair... same sense a vaniTy...

honesTly, i ain’T waTched Too much of your shiT, i just ain’T had The fuckin Time... you besT be praisin our messiahs behind ThaT curTain durin’ every show you’re doin insTead of massacre... or i’ll find my way To you and sTop your show righT in The middle To geT all up and evangelical on your ass

[scamperway]

startprayin‌:

oh, scamperin sounds real fun… i ain’T really goT room To scamper… sTuck on a ship as i am…

you introduced yourself as scamp… does That mean i can call you That…? am i a friend already…?

aw, lame i hope you find some room to scamper somewhere, it’s the superior method of movement that i cannot recommend enough

and you know what? yeah! sure! i’m down! we can absolutely be friends already.

[startprayin]

i hope so Too, liTTle one, i really do...

aww shiT...  ain’T you sweeTer Than sTardust pie...  Thank you kindly, scamp... i ain’T got a nickname yeT, but you can pick one for me if you like... 

:o)

[scourdray]

startprayin‌:

i ain’T really inclined To live in filTh while i wait for The ship cleaners To geT To me… iT’s like pissin my panTs because i was waiTin for Them To bring me a gaper… They goT plenTy To do, and i ain’T goT Time To wasTe waiTin for my Turn…

plus, yeah, someTimes i go on mission ships where i don’T goT The luxury of a cleaner… why would i allow myself To grow slovenly beTween…

Better than a lot of trolls would do -_-

Good on you I guess -_-

[startprayin]

i guess i ain’T a loTTa Trolls Then... Thank you kindly, liTTle one...

[claws-on-spec]

startprayin‌:

assassins, huh… jusT whaT happens Those colorful corpses you leave behind aT The end of your job…

wish you luck on your hunT, Then… if iT ain’T already over… i am geTTin’ round To This a liTTle laTe, beggin’ your pardon…

i dont KNOW its not IMPORTANT as long as they DIE

we already got that TARGET that was NIGHTS AGO i work FAST we dont have anything TONIGHT its HARVESTERROR

[startprayin]

well i’ll be... you really do goT an air of speediness abouT you...

how are you and your maTespriT spendin These harvesTerror fesTiviTies...? any colors, any cullin’ or mayhem...? Trick or beaTin’...?

[scourdray]

startprayin‌:

i admire ThaT in a Troll…

cleanin ain’T someThin i spend much Time boTherin’ wiTh, besides jusT makin’ sure i don’T live in a fuckin’ sTy

Does your ship not have cleaning trolls on it? -_-

[startprayin]

i ain’T really inclined To live in filTh while i wait for The ship cleaners To geT To me... iT’s like pissin my panTs because i was waiTin for Them To bring me a gaper... They goT plenTy To do, and i ain’T goT Time To wasTe waiTin for my Turn...

plus, yeah, someTimes i go on mission ships where i don’T goT The luxury of a cleaner... why would i allow myself To grow slovenly beTween...

[startprayin]

@thanatousic

sup moTherfucker… i don’T know whaT ThaT big ass word There means… you mind Tellin me…?

[thanatousic]

Greetings :o)

Tis indicative of the planning of festivities surrounding one’s demise.

[startprayin]

oh, ain’T ThaT morbid… i don’T really care To focus ‘round my own deaTh…

[thanatousic]

Mine death be my primary area of study, because I have already died :o)

[startprayin]

ain’T we all, brother... ain’T ThaT a moTherfuckin’ mood...

[startprayin]

@honkellujah

hey There broTher… i like ThaT name of yours…

i’m chahuT maenad… how’s iT goin…?

[honkellujah]

HeY :o)

ThAnK yA 

I’m GaMzEe MaKaRa

iT’s GoIn AIgHt FaM jUsT gEtTiN rEaDy FoR tHe FeStIvItIeS tOmOrRoW

[startprayin]

you gonna Take your Turn aT preachin The good Terror gospel TonighT...? i’ve goT myself all ready To Take my own Turn...

[startprayin]

@carousalll

hey There, darlin… i’m chahuT maenad… you look like you of The faiTh…?

[xolotoofficial]

ayyy that i am sis! merry meetn n shyt!!!

names marvus babe, big $upa $tar u mite kno my music xo)

[startprayin]

merry meeTin all back at you, brother...

oh darlin, i Think i jusT remember you... i Think i remember you all liTTle runnin’ round before your sTardom too... jusT you make sure That you bein a supersTar don’T geT in The way of aTTendin massacre, hm...?

[claws-on-spec]

startprayin‌:

whaT sorT of TargeTs…?

trolls pay us to take out other TROLLS were ASSASSINS

[startprayin]

assassins, huh... jusT whaT happens Those colorful corpses you leave behind aT The end of your job...

wish you luck on your hunT, Then... if iT ain’T already over... i am geTTin’ round To This a liTTle laTe, beggin’ your pardon...

[startprayin]

gr33nspeak‌:

startprayin‌:

‘magine so, since you didn’T even Tell me your name… iT special To you…?

Sure!! It’s how all my friends think of me

I assume you’re murderclown extraordonaire as well??

fair ‘nuff...  you allowed To be called whaTever iT is you please...

i don’T Think i’d call myself a murderclown, Though i guess i could handle exTraordinaire... iT’s more abouT repurposin’ resources, really... iT don’T counT as murder if iT’s legal

[scourdray]

startprayin‌:

you’re an upfronT sorTa Troll, ain’T you… whaT do you do wiTh your Time, Then, marsTi houTek…?

I don’t believe in beating around the decorative foliage -_-

I clean things -_-

[startprayin]

i admire ThaT in a Troll...

cleanin ain’T someThin i spend much Time boTherin’ wiTh, besides jusT makin’ sure i don’T live in a fuckin’ sTy

[stormpainter]

startprayin‌:

uh… huh… …… huh? can you be runnin’ ThaT by me again…?

this website lets you talk to people from other timelines

shit that happened cause of choices people made different

and in my timeline most everyone died except me and a couple other folk

[startprayin]

huh... ThaT’s kinda... miraculous... how’s ThaT even work, broTher...

[claws-on-spec]

startprayin‌:

daja your palemaTe, Then…? you sure are an overT couple, ain’T ya…

TargeT for whaT…?

hes my MATESPRIT and hes the BEST of course were OVERT

we take targets OUT

[startprayin]

whaT sorT of TargeTs...?