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[starwars127]

click click snap a pic why not take two nickelodeon's SpongeBob is coming to you 

[seriousjones]

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

[memories]

In my next life I will be reborn as #meme.

[memories]

My body is but a #meme temple.

[just-shower-thoughts]

That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

[starwars127]

What is this armor? Like, “gotta protect my left titty but the right one is on it’s own”??

[starwars127]

"Fuck the government!" Says one prostitute to another. "That's where the money's at. Senators pay top dollar."

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Secret Cupid

So I had an idea and my friends and I are doing it! Most simply it's Secret Santa, but for Valentine's day. Singles their name put in the hat, and then draw someone else's name. It doesn't matter if you draw a girl or guy and the other person won't be purposely paired with you. This is to eliminate some awkwardness. Just like Secret Santa, you are responsible to buy that person a gift. It could be chocolates, flowers, a greeting card, a personal letter, one of those cheap (but expensive) stuffed animals you get at CVS, a heart cut out of construction paper and covered in glitter, or whatever else you feel would be appropriate. It’s to make sure everyone feels special on a day that can sometimes make you bummed.

[starwars127]

Girl, are you trying to ride your bike indoors, cause there’s a time and place for everything, but not now.

[starwars127]

[starwars127]

New way to piss people off: Refer to any cartoon as an anime.

- Spongebob is a great anime.

-I love the anime Adventure Time.

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The game developers seem to have taken a few creative liberties.

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I think twitter mixed up the videos.

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Is that the guy from fire emblem?

[tigerwithasniper]

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