Woodsgump

Hello my name is Woodsgump and I like Halo. I also love to rant about anything and post stuff here. Bungie fanboys fuck off 🖕

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Before becoming a Hollywood star, Keanu Reeves worked for CBC and reported on a teddy bear convention in 1984.

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im the dj screaming w laughter

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I think about this at least once a day.

[starwarsstud]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[halopedia]

We at Halopedia are sad to hear of the passing of author William C. Dietz, author of several novels including several original works alongside contributions to Star Wars and, most notable to us, Halo: The Flood.

We share our best wishes to his friends and family.

To end our post, we'd like to share a quote from Dietz's website regarding how he viewed writing.

To end our post, we'd like to share a quote from Dietz's website regarding how he viewed writing.

Thank you for all the stories, Dietz!

[starwarsstud]

RIP the legend

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[starwarsstud]

Amen, the “fans” of Halo that still claim Humans “are” Forerunner really cope a lot in 2026. Like give it a rest brother, nobody cares what interpretation you think. It’s just a fictional piece of media. Dont make your PERSONALITY revolve around it. Jesus Christ, Halo “fans” are fucking annoying.

But I agree with Rookie, this shit is dumb. Just say no. Don’t even bother watching or looking at sources that CLAIM something to be “valid”. That’s why you have FREE WILL.

[starwarsstud]

So that’s why the Halo fandom and people like The Act Man have lower IQ. 🤔

[starwarsstud]

Fun fact: people are allowed to complain about things

Yes, but they will complain about nothing and only nothing.

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Noah’s Rant/Vent Part Fifteen

I think I’m at a stage where I’m struggling with things online both mentally & emotionally. I have a rage problem going on. In case you didn’t notice, there were some speculations that Halo Studios is going all in on GENAI for future projects (not including Campaign Evolved), you may be wondering why? It’s Microsoft.

It’s always been Microsoft’s fucking bullshit and how fucking retarded this tech company with billions of dollars of investment is somehow able to fuck up anything both PR & technical related. Like what the fuck Nadella? Anyway, as you can see, this sparked mass hysteria in the Halo fandom. That’s where I put down my foot. I’m honestly just fucking done with these assholes, the trolls, MICROSOFT, and fucking ignorant people on the Internet who don’t fully grasp the context or situation to WHY things are happening.

Never in my years have I felt so much pent up emotions. Anger, stress, anxiety, annoyance, irritation, dissonance, discord. It’s really been boggling my mind and yeah I just lit like a bomb. On two servers: The Halo Hub and Metroid Community Discord, I told two fucking assholes to “go kill yourself”. I’m done. I let off. I’m like the Challenger that exploded mid-launch in 1986. I’m like Chernobyl, melting down.

I just absolutely have had enough with everyone and everything. I even contemplated of suicide because of the anxiety PR MoistCritikal said about the “journalism”, don’t even get me started on gaming journalists (they fucking suck at their jobs).

So yeah, I’m distancing myself from the Halo fandom and everything until Campaign Evolved. I’m fucking done and need therapy so badly. This bottled up anger has lasted its patience. I’m absolutely blown away at myself and how I am behaving online. I know I should say sorry, but fuck no

I’m just done.

[starwarsstud]

Bro this guy(Lazarus) in UberNick’s stream who says Halo Studios is a multi-billionaire company that “neglects its game and community” because they got angry over the layout of Waterworks in BTB with how old layouts doesn’t work in Forge, most unhinged shit I’ve read. And this guy was in SSG, that e-sports team who didn’t even win, so stfu idiot.

God, Halo fans fucking say the most cruel, unheard shit when in real life they love it. Also pro-players don’t know jackshit. So fucking retarded.

[starwarsstud]

Noah’s Rant/Discussion Whatever Part Fourteen

I honestly want to vent about The Act Man and his recent response to the Halo Campaign Evolved (remake) reveal: honestly just fuck this guy. He can take that millennial opinion and shove it up his 31 year old ass along with those “fans” he has. Honestly, the least honest and blatant negative critic towards Halo when things are looking better for the franchise.

The thing was, I used to be subscribed to him since 2017. Always thought he was honest, blunt, and down to the core. Hell, I was there to prefer him over the feud between QuantumTV and AndyPantsGaming, two of the most idiotic people ever to cause controversies on the internet for no reason. Nowadays, looking back I still agree with Kelly (Act Man’s real name thanks to Marty exposing it…) and still think those two contestants were dumb for causing shit.

But for real, his content currently has just been nothing of drama, drama, gaming news, and drama. Just absolutely the same slop of content that you’d find in the YouTube algorithm for moneh. Money is now a factor for dictating the business of his channel. Not even integrity anymore. He does occasionally make “sponsored” gaming videos but doesn’t disclose them, having to look like an ass and end up apologizing.

Truth to be told, I’m just done with him overall and he can be entitled to whatever opinion he has. But unfortunately, and fortunately for the benefit of my mental health, I just don’t give a shit about him anymore.

So, if you expect to see a new video soon called “How The Halo Remake Makes No Sense” don’t let me say, ‘I told you so’ because he’s just gonna say the most negative and toxic shit for no logic or reason. Sorry, but that’s just what he is in 2025. :/

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Everyone needs to see this

[starwarsstud]

You know the Halo “community” and Internet fucked up when LIMC makes a video about it. Same energy as Star Wars Fans Hate Star Wars. Jesus Fucking Christ, what is going on anymore? Can people just be rationale for once?

[starwarsstud]

I would really wanna wish death to this Hypersonic Falcon loser of a fucking cunt but why would I waste hatred energy on trash? Probably a nobody on the Internet.

I’m not holding back, has the worst opinions ever made by a retard of a Halo “fan”

[starwarsstud]

I’m done, I’m fucking done with this piece of shit Halo fucking “community”. Can’t reason with, can’t talk to anyone anymore without them being fucking shitty with their opinions. Idk why they still linger or say some retarded shit and all. I just wish they all fuck off and fucking die for real. I’m fucking done with these “communities”.

Fuck Halo “fans” 🖕

Edit: I know I shouldn’t let anger get the best of me, but after an attempt at a conversation with some “people” in a server. I wanna say I’m done with the Halo fucking community. I wish everybody would fuck off and fucking die. I’m tired and done with this fucking shit. Just fucking done.

Goddamn…. I’m going to sleep. I don’t care what happens to me anymore, just done.

[starwarsstud]

Noah’s Rant/Vent Part Thirteen

Man fuck corporations…

I might have to consider getting into PC gaming in the future or something (like building my own PC), because lately I've been stressed with my Microsoft Rewards account and the stupid people suspended me simply for grinding points everyday to afford my GamePass subscriptions. They still haven't lifted it until I start searching under their rules and all.

They removed like this redemption for one month of Ultimate Game Pass and it was like:

12,000 if you're a member

Now they taken it away and you must redeem points for gift cards and Ultimate is like $30 so that's like:

28,500 total

A lot of grinding and it's becoming more expensive with the price increases. Idk, I'm quite resentful and irritated with these changes. I might not able to play Halo or any other games unless I own physical copies to play on my Xbox, just can't play online with others.

Crazy times with Xbox, but I'm just waiting for new games to come out or something. I've been using this laptop I got since 2022 for PC gaming but only certain games from my Steam library.

Idk about y’all but it seems that gaming as a hobby is becoming too expensive and more strict with everything if you are severely getting punished and punished, over and over.

I’m filled with trepidation and uncertainty. I don’t know what to say or do. I’m just scared of what’s to come and I am certainly thinking suicidal thoughts over the sheer failure & disappointment about everything.

Sucks that game prices are increasing, sucks that Game Pass prices are increasing, sucks that rewards points are screwing me over and it will cost more to afford one month of Ultimate Game Pass. Xbox and Microsoft is just hurting each other this year. It’s absurd and disappointing.

[starwarsstud]

Noah’s Halo Rant Part Twelve

Man, I’m tired of these dumb opinions from the doom & gloomers that say about the ODST x Helldivers collab is “sad” because Halo could’ve stand on its own instead of relying on collabs.

Like they don’t know behind the scenes that the devs at Halo Studios ASKED MS for a Helldivers like game and then MS declined it which will end up biting them in the ass later. Like stop. Just fucking play the game and celebrate for the new Xbox Helldivers, stop complaining or whining that Halo could’ve done something.

Collabs does not equal to a bad thing. It’s just a way of promotion and two companies shaking hands on creating the most epic, video game fantasy. For fuck’s sake people need to get off the Internet more these days.

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Noah’s Rant #Whatever

I’m pretty much done with almost all Halo mod authors because they are just too nitpicky and it just rubs me the wrong way. Gives me unnecessary depressing anxiety and stress idk. Tried hanging out with that Halo 3 Combat Evolved mod author and the YouTube stream is just filled with too many Halo purists. Ragging on about the Fuel Rod SPNKR and the Vestige Carbine model just going “Oh I miss this…” or “Why can’t they port the Halo 5 weapon models?” When they fucking don’t understand that the skeleton crew behind Infinite can’t do that because of the limited resources and time!

Like holy fucking shit this is so fucking retarded. I’m so fucking sick of these dumb purists and their takes. Like you’re not a game dev, you’re just a mod author. wtf?