jas

[catchymemes]

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

[layered-like-an-onion]

A PUMPGUIN

[throwrocksatboys]

OMG he is so cute !!!!

[dovewithscales]

Best pumpkin. This wins.

[jenniferrpovey]

This is awesome.

[latenitewaffles]

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Enough said

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

The Rain (Cover) by Haburu

[gollumunchkin]

i’m crying

[bluejay73ffs]

There are cats, and there are cats that belong to pianists

[great-tweets]

AND NOW I WILL TOO

[californiadreamboy]

My soul is cleansed

[starysoul]

Ya rouhyyyyy

[monsieurrobot]

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

[cartoonpolitics]

(cartoon by Gary Markstein)

[meddling-kid]

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

💓

[ohcaptain1mycaptain]

Ok wow??? This post made me cry. This is literally and I mean LITERALLY the first post about women with my nose that’s about how pretty the nose is?? I’m really happy looking at this wow I’m cryin in the club big nosed bitches out here gettin respect damn kill me

[memeuplift]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Remember how Neptune made all of those burgers super quickly and they were all terrible but spongebob worked really hard to make one and it was amazing

Some people get where they wanna be in life faster than others but that doesn’t always make them happier or give their life more substance than someone who got there a bit slower.

[catchymemes]

[wildersage]

thinking about cabbage selective breeding evolution

[wildersage]

who does it like her!

[thetenderpassion]

[knifemoomin]

If this happens to your cat and you’re able to, check out your local shelter (or their page) for newborn kittens! They require 24 hour care that staff can’t provide most of the time so you’re saving them by taking them for your cat to care for or fostering them yourself.

[labelleizzy]

And we end on a hopeful note. Thank you for that reminder

[destinyrush]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Lmao all of the moods

[demumbridge-deactivated20200301]

why is this so fucking funny

[guiltiest-gear]

This is one step away from a moodboard

[shutyourmoustache]

Jeff Bezos and Amazon are a fucking blight upon the working class. He got rich by treating rank and file employees like hot garbage toiling under dehumanizing, backbreaking conditions for shitty pay. When there are this many random strangers across various sectors/departments of a single company sharing similar horror stories, that can’t be dismissed as just a few disgruntled ex-employees. Grievances like these are why I quit using Amazon. They made my life easier at the expense of thousands of hardworking people being mistreated and disrespected behind closed doors. (thread)

[ivan-bilibin]

Courtyard of Al-Azhar mosque and university complex in Cairo, 1900, Ivan Bilibin

[starysoul]

Al-azhar masjed is one of the most beautiful masjeds in the world

[gahdamnpunk]

Harley Quinn got out of an abusive relationship, is looking better than ever and would break those men’s knees if they tried to breathe in her direction

[hellboundheart]