It’s been a long time, but Statesman agents are still better fighters.
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It’s been a long time, but Statesman agents are still better fighters.
Honestly, forget two spies going undercover as romantic partners and falling in love. Let’s talk about a spy going undercover and getting into a relationship with someone to infiltrate some kind of organization and use them for information and then realizing that they’re actually disgustingly in love with that person and having the single biggest “Oh, shit” moment of their entire life and then having to decide if they keep up the charade because their work is that important, or if they tell the truth about who they are and what they’ve been doing and risk losing the person they love because of their dishonesty but don’t want to keep being someone they’re not and just want a chance at a real connection in their life.
Anyway, I swear that I haven’t abandoned Natalie. Work has just been eating me alive lately. We’ve got so many dogs at the shelter, and it’s pure insanity and so exhausting. I should be here on Friday to do some stuff.
Ugh. Now I remember why I hate antibiotics so much. I feel so gross.
Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks.
Statesman OC | ind.sel.pri. | loved by Betsy
👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes (soft)
Nonverbal starters. (accepting) | @marwnad
They’re a sight, each clad in the finest that Kingsman Tailors can offer and pulling of their respective suits in the way that only a woman who can kick a little bit (or a lot) of ass and knows it can.
Natalie’s never looked much like a Statesman, not in public at least. She won’t be caught dead in a cowboy hat and those awful boots unless it’s absolutely necessary. She’s a woman of impeccable taste, who feels right at home in a perfectly fitted jacket and pair of trousers. Slipping on the familiar pair of glasses, she looks herself over one last time in the mirror. There’s never a hair out of place. She’s immaculate.
Bulletproof.
But somehow, she’s missed it. So, she’s a bit shocked when she turns and Yvain approaches to silently fix the twisted knot of her tie, but she’s grateful nonetheless. She thanks her English counterpart with a quick nod before smoothing her own fingers over the knotted silk just to be sure that everything is right.
“You ready?”
Nonverbal RP Starters
I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!
Neutral
☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder
👉 Point to something for my muse to see
🤙 Bump into my muse
😊 Sit down next to my muse
🤨 Sit down across from my muse
📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse
✍️ Pass my muse a note
🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse
🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking
Aggressive
🐺 Growl at my muse
😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse
😠 Death Glare at my muse
🙌 Push/Shove my muse
👊 Punch my muse
👖 Kick my muse in the shin
👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot
😵 Knee my muse in the gut
💀 Knee my muse in the groin
🔪 Point a weapon at my muse
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture
👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar
💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily
Angst
👩⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound
🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention
🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick
🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up
👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying
👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare
🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare
😭 Hold my muse when they are crying
😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret
💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears
💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment
⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma
Soft
👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt
🐈 Lean against my muse’s side
🤝 Hold my muse’s hand
🤗 Pull my muse into a hug
🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee
🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]
✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand
🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it
👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes
😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them
🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse
🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse
😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek
Playful
🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair
✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder
💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance
🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing
😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse
😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse
😱 Make a silly face at my muse
🤭 Tickle my muse
👃 Poke my muse’s nose
💪 Pick my muse up
Sensual/Sexual
💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss
💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss
💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss
💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss
❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss
🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way
😉 Pull my muse in by the hips
😲 Smack my muse’s butt
💋 Kiss my muse’s neck
👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage
👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse
👀 Push my muse down on the bed
👄 Pull my muse onto the bed
Anyway, Natalie Brommer is soft as fuck and hangs out at home in Bobby Orr jerseys and goes sledding with her dog when she takes him up to Boston to visit with her during the winter and 12/10 picks up a Boston accent when she’s back there and will cook for you and braids her horse’s tail and giggles and is always the designated driver and certified Mom Friend™️, and I love her.
mccallofthewild :
Just putting this out there for your knowledge:
I probably ship the thing.
ID : ETHAN HUNT
.。*゚+ .。.:*☆ *.。 ❝ NO – no. i slept. ❞ barely ; & it’s the frown creasing ‘pon features that threatens to decieve. to betray white lie already tainting atmosphere. slumber, achieved ; nightmares however ?? another story. ❝ but i’m always afraid — aren’t you ?? ❞
“Fear is nothing more than an adaptation that sentient beings have acquired as a means of self preservation.” She’s avoiding the question. Absinthe is afraid for many things, most of them being living, breathing things that bear the Statesman title the way that she does. Her expression remains cold though. Superior. Unbreakable. The warmth lurking beneath remains her greatest secret. “I’d always like to preserve my life, if that counts.”
❥ NON - SEXUAL ACTS OF DOMINANCE .
feel free to edit or elaborate as you please . ( add ‘ reverse ‘ to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to …
[ lit ] your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine .
[ order ] your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .
[ guide ] your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .
[ pay ] your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )
[ open ] your muse opening a door for mine .
[ dry ] your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc .
[ instruct ] your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do .
[ groom ] your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc .
[ direct ] your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
[ disagree ] your muse sternly telling mine ‘ no ‘ .
[ rest ] your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .
[ clean ] your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc . feel free to specify what and how .
[ answer ] your muse answering a question meant for mine .
[ coat ] your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .
[ pilot ] your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them .
[ stare ] your muse staring mine down .
[ placement ] your muse telling mine to sit down .
[ teach ] your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .
[ patience ] your muse telling mine to be patient .
[ tears ] your muse wiping away mine’s tears .
[ swat ] your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .
[ jewelry ] your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings .
[ enough ] your muse commanding mine to stop talking .
[ retrieve ] your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
[ invite ] your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
[ lean ] your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together .
[ calm ] your muse telling mine to ‘ just breathe ‘ .
[ scold ] your muse scolding mine for something .
[ comfort ] your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
[ approval ] your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .
[ beckon ] your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking .
[ laces ] your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
[ stay ] your muse telling mine to stay in the car .
[ defend ] your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them .
[ feed ] your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
[ volume ] your muse demanding mine speak louder .
[ read ] your muse reading something to mine .
[ refill ] your muse refilling mine’s glass for them .
[ possessive ] your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other .
I’m coming with you. You’re staying in the car. Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence
“I must say, I commend you on all of your fire, soaring highs and drowning lows.”
@wrongalahad 💚’d for a short, lyric-based starter. (Mona Lisa - Bayside)
Hello, friends! In the interest of getting this blog up and running again, mutuals can like this post for a short, potentially lyric-based starter from the reigning ice queen.
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