mimi

had a sword fight with the most beautiful person of gusu once

[feanarotherindion]

Two days ago I was ready to join Shen Yuan and kill the System. Now that I know the System is Bingzu, he’s my cutie patootie and I’m ready to offer him my hand in marriage if Shen Yuan doesn’t want him in his harem.

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Bunhe must have taken such a huge leap of faith when he started to trust his new Shizun. Finally someone who cares about him. How his heart must’ve broken when Shen Yuan was forced to send him in the abyss. Aiya, he must’ve thought nobody could love him, not even this better Shizun🥹

Hold on baby boy. He loves you so much. He’ll figure it out.

[feanarotherindion]

I feel really comforted finally having the confirmation that it was Shen Jiu who chose to leave. My heart used to feel sad when I thought about him being gone without anyone caring. Now that I know he chose this, I feel better.

[feanarotherindion]

‪shen jiu and shen yuan are bottomiest bottoms to ever bottom, yet among these two sj is such a bottom that if we paired sy and sj, poor sy would have to top (rip his old man hips) cuz shen jiu meimei isn’t gonna do a thing but lie down and enjoy. ‬

[feanarotherindion]

In MDZS LWJ recognised WWX from his flute playing but in CQL, recognition of that 🍑 definitely contributed.

[feanarotherindion]

SVSSS is choke full of wifus. Like I can think of only two husbandos. YQY and MBJ.

SY? A wife. Jiumei? Also a wife. Bingmei? A maiden hearted wife. Bingge? Technically a husband but he’s also waiting to be hit by that wifebeam. Give it some time and he’ll cry tears to be the shiniang of QJP.

Even LQG can be a wife in right circumstances.

It’s a novel of wives, for wives.

[feanarotherindion]

wangxian: soft gay yearning + necromancy

hualian: divine tragedy + husband worship

bingqiu: teacher/student to trauma to lovers to "stop dying, you little shit"

[feanarotherindion]

Would they build Taj Mahal for their partner?

LBH: He’s still sobbing. He can’t think straight, let alone think of building it for his Shizun. And by the time he’s barely scratching the surface of distant normalcy, Shen Yuan is back. So no, he’s not building it.

LWJ: Excess of all kinds is forbidden. He’s not doing it. He can’t afford it either. Even if he could, and decided to build it, which he can’t and won’t, they’d tear it down before it gets constructed.

HC: My man can afford it, he’d definitely build it, and nobody can do anything about it either. It might not have been Taj Mahal in the canon but I’d say it’s more or less like that. The statues do count.

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Maedhros: Why aren’t you dating?

Fingon: My mother is strict. Why aren’t YOU dating?

Maedhros: Your mother is strict.

[feanarotherindion]

WWX: Who is this? I don’t even know him?!?!

LWJ: This is xxxx. On January 23rd, 2021 at 04:35 PM, they said WWX was a yyyy (derogatory). They wore yellow and had pasta for dinner.

[feanarotherindion]

If only Xie Lian had been sluttier in his homewrecker era and babytrapped Hua Chang….🫣

Lianlian is scandalised by what he’s doing but he’s gonna forge ahead 😤 he’s been good enough! Now it’s the time to channel his inner slut!!!!

Fafa loves what is happening! This is the best time of his life!

Lianlian is lowkey drowning in guilt but he’s willing to own up to his actions.

[feanarotherindion]

When LWJ came to the Cloud Recesses, MXY!WWX all tied up and screaming to all and sundry that he doesn’t want to be there…. Despite him getting silenced I’m sure Lan Xichen must have heard with his cultivator’s senses, yet he did absolutely nothing.

Either that screaming guy is WWX or he’s some poor twink. Doesn’t matter. Sacrifices must be made. And a poor twink’s arse or his brother? The choice was clear.

[feanarotherindion]

Xie Lian is such a whore for Hua Cheng and still some of you think TGCF is some uwu pure novel? He totally changed his cultivation style for Hua Cheng. Was ready to become a homewrecker if he got to have Hua Cheng. Was creampied so much that it was noticeable to the others. If Xie Lian is not a slut (affectionate) then idk who is. Not to mention the genocide, murder that’s happening. There’s nothing innocent about Hualian or TGCF. I’d say open the schools but I’m sure you’d skip the classes anyway like you skipped reading the novel.

[feanarotherindion]

WWX doesn’t come back in the body of MXY because his soul is gone. Not because it was torn into thousands of pieces. Gone because of his good deeds he became free from the cycle of life and death.

[feanarotherindion]

Bingqiu and Wangxian seem like the pair who’d be shocked that they’re having a baby despite banging each other without protection.

For Bingqiu it’s because SY is a man and he underestimated the power of protagonist halo. He knew genre turned into danmei, but he wasn’t expecting Mpreg!!! SOMEBODY GIVE HIM A REFUND!!!! As usual, SQH’s fault even though it was LBH who railed his way to genre change.

For Wangxian it’s because even though WWX baited LWJ and his breeding kink, and they used the Mpreg ritual just yesterday, WWX didn’t expect he’d be puking his guts out only one day later. It took only one try!!! Biology? Who’s she? Attempt the impossible!

But Hualian? No sir! They knew what they were doing. Xie Lian might have acted like he was babytrapped but that was just their usual roleplay. Everyone knew it was inevitable.

[feanarotherindion]

Normies: “I’ll love you until the day I die.”

Resurrected MXTX leads: “Skill issue. I’ll come back from the death and love you even more!!!”

[feanarotherindion]

I absolutely love the idea of MXTX guys in red having to be strict parents. It’s not something they thought they’d be doing. They thought they’d be the fun parent but who knew their spouses in white are just too indulgent towards their children, never able to say no.

SQQ grew up as the third son of wealthy parents. He doesn’t know what moderation is. He had a hand in raising his Qing Jing children and look at them, all of them were brats. Brats who could do no wrong in SQQ’s eyes.

LWJ grew up in a restricted sect, never able to indulge in anything lest the elders punish him by denying him a visit to his mother. How could he do the same to his child? His child who is his WWX’s child too. How could he say no to their whims? Why would he say no?

As the pampered prince of Xian Le, XL had everything. Then he had nothing. He knew both sides of the spectrum. While he won’t let their child be bratty like he was, but he still let HC be the strict parent. HC looked hot like that too so more’s the bonus for him.