the squad

cronchy

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

what would you do if you saw jeff bezos in real life?

like to murder him in cold blood

reblog to murder him in cold blood

[static-collective]

I can explain.

[theeretblr]

Hello Tumblr, I just wanted to share something I made

It’s a map of the United States but without Ohio, or as I like to call it “Nohio”

If you can’t tell what I changed about the map, maybe Ohio never existed in the first place :)

[static-collective]

*twerks*

thats it thats the post

[static-collective]

just learned that bitchy cast members exist and am so glad the cast gets excited when i walk out of the costume room

[bigboobyhalo]

punz getting third place in the elytra challenge is actually... VERY funny when viewed through the lens of dsmp canon. the three people who did the best in this ocean-cleaning challenge were a fairy whose life force is connected to nature, a demigod of the sea, and some guy

[bigboobyhalo]

the tags I've gotten on this post have been gold

[briflora]

As someone who is friends with a good amount of he/theys, yeah they really do have that vibe

[static-collective]

as your he/they friend, this is true, I’m running two entire crew departments all by myself.

[briflora]

Stopping the Y/N rp for now-

[smilecollective-blog]

it’s break time from the Y/N rp

[static-collective]

What the fuck is the Y/N rp? -Toms

[static-collective]

Spooky Season

Genuinely thought a halloween decoration was my brother and was extremely confused.

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”

[briflora]

“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”

[briflora]

“Ugh! You always make those stupid jokes!” I screech, stomping up the dark oak stairs. “I’m moving my Minecraft base out of spawn!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“They’re not stupid jokes,” I shout up the stairs as I walk up them, “some people find them funny, plus, who’s to say they’re not true?” I ask, slightly leaning against the wall. 

[briflora]

“Of course they’re not true! My mother literally abandoned me!” I say, how dare they forget I have literally every terribly angsty backstory in existence. “I’m moving out 1000s of blocks!” I say, putting on my sad Spotify playlist.

[static-collective]

I clench my hands and yell at Y/N “I WAS LEFT ON THE ROAD TO DIE, Y/N! GOD YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SAD PAST”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Gods calm down ‘Arthur King of Angst’,” I say teasingly. “I didn’t think today was going to be ‘let’s compare our trauma day’, but let’s go I guess,” I say with a hint of sarcasm at the end.

[static-collective]

“Well Y/N is being an asshole about ‘UwU I have a sad backstory🥺‘ and I’m fucking sick of it!” I sneered at him.

[briflora]

“I just want to be recognized for my issues goddamit! I always have to be the therapist but noooo when I talk about my issues I’m not allowed to! Fuck you all!” I yell, slamming my redwood door loudly. Hayloft is at max volume.

[static-collective]

“YOU GUYS NEVER ASK ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS Y/N” I yell, now running to the woods

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”

[briflora]

“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”

[static-collective]

I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”

[smilecollective-blog]

“So you’re adopted?” I ask. “She’s not a virgin anymore though,” I say.

[static-collective]

I turn towards Dream, “This was common knowledge.”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Sucks to be you then,” I respond.

[briflora]

“Don’t make my angsty scene about you! I was adopted as well! We literally were at the same orphanage!” I screech over Olivia Rodrigo.

[smilecollective-blog]

“You know... I have a friend who doesn’t really like orphans,” I say to the two.

[static-collective]

“And what will they do? Kill my parents?” I spat again, in their face.

[smilecollective-blog]

“Dunno, maybe he’ll go after you, like I said he doesn’t really like orphans,” I say back calmly.

[static-collective]

“You guys are so incompetent!” I yelled as I stormed into the woods with hatred all over my face.

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”

[briflora]

“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”

[static-collective]

I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”

[smilecollective-blog]

“So you’re adopted?” I ask. “She’s not a virgin anymore though,” I say.

[static-collective]

I turn towards Dream, “This was common knowledge.”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Sucks to be you then,” I respond.

[briflora]

“Don’t make my angsty scene about you! I was adopted as well! We literally were at the same orphanage!” I screech over Olivia Rodrigo.

[smilecollective-blog]

“You know... I have a friend who doesn’t really like orphans,” I say to the two.

[static-collective]

“And what will they do? Kill my parents?” I spat again, in their face.

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”

[briflora]

“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”

[briflora]

“Ugh! You always make those stupid jokes!” I screech, stomping up the dark oak stairs. “I’m moving my Minecraft base out of spawn!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“They’re not stupid jokes,” I shout up the stairs as I walk up them, “some people find them funny, plus, who’s to say they’re not true?” I ask, slightly leaning against the wall. 

[briflora]

“Of course they’re not true! My mother literally abandoned me!” I say, how dare they forget I have literally every terribly angsty backstory in existence. “I’m moving out 1000s of blocks!” I say, putting on my sad Spotify playlist.

[static-collective]

I clench my hands and yell at Y/N “I WAS LEFT ON THE ROAD TO DIE, Y/N! GOD YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SAD PAST”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Gods calm down ‘Arthur King of Angst’,” I say teasingly. “I didn’t think today was going to be ‘let’s compare our trauma day’, but let’s go I guess,” I say with a hint of sarcasm at the end.

[static-collective]

“Well Y/N is being an asshole about ‘UwU I have a sad backstory🥺‘ and I’m fucking sick of it!” I sneered at him.

[static-collective]

B)

Ig I’m new here despite making it a while ago? hahah uh yeah.

[smilecollective-blog]

welcome to tumblr 

[briflora]

Welcome!

[static-collective]

thank you bri and dream!

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”

[briflora]

“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”

[static-collective]

I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”

[smilecollective-blog]

“So you’re adopted?” I ask. “She’s not a virgin anymore though,” I say.

[static-collective]

I turn towards Dream, “This was common knowledge.”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Sucks to be you then,” I respond.

[static-collective]

“I suck on your fathers dick” I spat at it.

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”

[briflora]

“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”

[briflora]

“Ugh! You always make those stupid jokes!” I screech, stomping up the dark oak stairs. “I’m moving my Minecraft base out of spawn!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“They’re not stupid jokes,” I shout up the stairs as I walk up them, “some people find them funny, plus, who’s to say they’re not true?” I ask, slightly leaning against the wall. 

[briflora]

“Of course they’re not true! My mother literally abandoned me!” I say, how dare they forget I have literally every terribly angsty backstory in existence. “I’m moving out 1000s of blocks!” I say, putting on my sad Spotify playlist.

[static-collective]

I clench my hands and yell at Y/N “I WAS LEFT ON THE ROAD TO DIE, Y/N! GOD YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SAD PAST”

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”

[briflora]

“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”

[static-collective]

I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”

[smilecollective-blog]

“So you’re adopted?” I ask. “She’s not a virgin anymore though,” I say.

[static-collective]

I turn towards Dream, “This was common knowledge.”

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”

[briflora]

“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”

[smilecollective-blog]

“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”

[static-collective]

I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”

[briflora]

Girlboss :star_struck:

“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”

[static-collective]

not the fucking y/n thing again :/ /nm /lh