what would you do if you saw jeff bezos in real life?
like to murder him in cold blood
reblog to murder him in cold blood
I can explain.
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what would you do if you saw jeff bezos in real life?
like to murder him in cold blood
reblog to murder him in cold blood
I can explain.
Hello Tumblr, I just wanted to share something I made
It’s a map of the United States but without Ohio, or as I like to call it “Nohio”
If you can’t tell what I changed about the map, maybe Ohio never existed in the first place :)
*twerks*
thats it thats the post
just learned that bitchy cast members exist and am so glad the cast gets excited when i walk out of the costume room
punz getting third place in the elytra challenge is actually... VERY funny when viewed through the lens of dsmp canon. the three people who did the best in this ocean-cleaning challenge were a fairy whose life force is connected to nature, a demigod of the sea, and some guy
the tags I've gotten on this post have been gold
As someone who is friends with a good amount of he/theys, yeah they really do have that vibe
as your he/they friend, this is true, I’m running two entire crew departments all by myself.
Stopping the Y/N rp for now-
it’s break time from the Y/N rp
What the fuck is the Y/N rp? -Toms
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Genuinely thought a halloween decoration was my brother and was extremely confused.
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”
“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”
“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”
“Ugh! You always make those stupid jokes!” I screech, stomping up the dark oak stairs. “I’m moving my Minecraft base out of spawn!”
“They’re not stupid jokes,” I shout up the stairs as I walk up them, “some people find them funny, plus, who’s to say they’re not true?” I ask, slightly leaning against the wall.
“Of course they’re not true! My mother literally abandoned me!” I say, how dare they forget I have literally every terribly angsty backstory in existence. “I’m moving out 1000s of blocks!” I say, putting on my sad Spotify playlist.
I clench my hands and yell at Y/N “I WAS LEFT ON THE ROAD TO DIE, Y/N! GOD YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SAD PAST”
“Gods calm down ‘Arthur King of Angst’,” I say teasingly. “I didn’t think today was going to be ‘let’s compare our trauma day’, but let’s go I guess,” I say with a hint of sarcasm at the end.
“Well Y/N is being an asshole about ‘UwU I have a sad backstory🥺‘ and I’m fucking sick of it!” I sneered at him.
“I just want to be recognized for my issues goddamit! I always have to be the therapist but noooo when I talk about my issues I’m not allowed to! Fuck you all!” I yell, slamming my redwood door loudly. Hayloft is at max volume.
“YOU GUYS NEVER ASK ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS Y/N” I yell, now running to the woods
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”
“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”
“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”
I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”
“So you’re adopted?” I ask. “She’s not a virgin anymore though,” I say.
I turn towards Dream, “This was common knowledge.”
“Sucks to be you then,” I respond.
“Don’t make my angsty scene about you! I was adopted as well! We literally were at the same orphanage!” I screech over Olivia Rodrigo.
“You know... I have a friend who doesn’t really like orphans,” I say to the two.
“And what will they do? Kill my parents?” I spat again, in their face.
“Dunno, maybe he’ll go after you, like I said he doesn’t really like orphans,” I say back calmly.
“You guys are so incompetent!” I yelled as I stormed into the woods with hatred all over my face.
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”
“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”
“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”
I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”
“So you’re adopted?” I ask. “She’s not a virgin anymore though,” I say.
I turn towards Dream, “This was common knowledge.”
“Sucks to be you then,” I respond.
“Don’t make my angsty scene about you! I was adopted as well! We literally were at the same orphanage!” I screech over Olivia Rodrigo.
“You know... I have a friend who doesn’t really like orphans,” I say to the two.
“And what will they do? Kill my parents?” I spat again, in their face.
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”
“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”
“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”
“Ugh! You always make those stupid jokes!” I screech, stomping up the dark oak stairs. “I’m moving my Minecraft base out of spawn!”
“They’re not stupid jokes,” I shout up the stairs as I walk up them, “some people find them funny, plus, who’s to say they’re not true?” I ask, slightly leaning against the wall.
“Of course they’re not true! My mother literally abandoned me!” I say, how dare they forget I have literally every terribly angsty backstory in existence. “I’m moving out 1000s of blocks!” I say, putting on my sad Spotify playlist.
I clench my hands and yell at Y/N “I WAS LEFT ON THE ROAD TO DIE, Y/N! GOD YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SAD PAST”
“Gods calm down ‘Arthur King of Angst’,” I say teasingly. “I didn’t think today was going to be ‘let’s compare our trauma day’, but let’s go I guess,” I say with a hint of sarcasm at the end.
“Well Y/N is being an asshole about ‘UwU I have a sad backstory🥺‘ and I’m fucking sick of it!” I sneered at him.
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Ig I’m new here despite making it a while ago? hahah uh yeah.
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Welcome!
thank you bri and dream!
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”
“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”
“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”
I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”
“So you’re adopted?” I ask. “She’s not a virgin anymore though,” I say.
I turn towards Dream, “This was common knowledge.”
“Sucks to be you then,” I respond.
“I suck on your fathers dick” I spat at it.
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”
“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”
“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”
“Ugh! You always make those stupid jokes!” I screech, stomping up the dark oak stairs. “I’m moving my Minecraft base out of spawn!”
“They’re not stupid jokes,” I shout up the stairs as I walk up them, “some people find them funny, plus, who’s to say they’re not true?” I ask, slightly leaning against the wall.
“Of course they’re not true! My mother literally abandoned me!” I say, how dare they forget I have literally every terribly angsty backstory in existence. “I’m moving out 1000s of blocks!” I say, putting on my sad Spotify playlist.
I clench my hands and yell at Y/N “I WAS LEFT ON THE ROAD TO DIE, Y/N! GOD YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SAD PAST”
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”
“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”
“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”
I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”
“So you’re adopted?” I ask. “She’s not a virgin anymore though,” I say.
I turn towards Dream, “This was common knowledge.”
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
“Y/N,” I said, slightly fed up, “don’t let being called a ‘girlboss’ go to your head again.”
“You don’t tell me what to do!” I screech, twirling my short brunette hair around. “You’re not my parent!”
“Oh yeah?” I say back, cockily, “I was in bed with your mother though.”
I stared at the two “Stop it, please guys. My mother is a virgin.”
Girlboss :star_struck:
“Yes,” I said, gloatingly. “Got a problem with that?”
not the fucking y/n thing again :/ /nm /lh