Never Forever

Really Gay™ (he/him) Lowkey a slut for the colour pink

[staygoldendays]

Today is Pi Day tomorrow is Die Day

[amygdalae]

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

[amygdalae]

[froggistain]

People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!

[staygoldendays]

Today is Pi Day tomorrow is Die Day

[lestatbf]

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

[lestatbf]

she is all uncaring mouth but i'm giggling and twirling my hair over being swallowed whole

[homeboygirl]

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

[benjaminbadger]

The funniest thing I have read tonight

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[banans13]

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

[captainesc]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Found another one on insta reels

HELPPPP

[gmos]

[silversneasels]

workin my tail off fuckin sucks man like i had a nice day today but it's totally overshadowed by the fact i gotta get back on the grind tomorrow and keep trying to bust my ass

[staygoldendays]

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[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[hungry-hobbits]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[childhoodruiner]

[aurol]

all i want is tattoos and to be hot as fuck

[roboco-san]

genuinely if it were from fucking anything else, “I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition” would be unironically one of the most romantic lines of dialogue ever written but it’s from fucking supernatural so instead it was a preface to a decade of queerbaiting and homophobia. love wins, I guess

[roboco-san]

if an angel dragged my lapsed christian ass from hell to give me a second chance and upended my entire understanding of god and heaven with that single act of kindness I would simply fall desperately in love with him. rip to dean winchester but I’m different

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Does Dean winchester ever rest in peace

[roboco-san]

he will if I have anything to say about it

[sapphicseance]

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

[solarsyrup]

that wasn’t mom

[lavender-lily]

they JUST SAID it was their turn

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain