Smile Even Though You're Sad

Have some pride! Because life is short, okay?

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[spellinwaiting]

forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything

[pinkpurplebluexxx-deactivated20]

Also, academic texts. Full of bullshit. You could sum that stuff up in like three paragraphs, but some old white dude is gonna ramble on using unnecessarily lavish vocabulary for three whole pages until you want to cry. 

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

And then the guy who wrote it has the fucking audacity to stand up in your dissertation seminar and tell you “Now remember that you should always keep your language simple and make your argument in a concise and brief manner.”

[swan-heda]

Pumpkin spice catte.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[reald0pe-deactivated20241124-de]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this

[glumshoe]

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

[glumshoe]

After they divorced, my grandfather begged my grandmother to come back to him. “I’ll marry you again if you buy me a house full of furniture,” she said. “Deal,” said my grandfather.

So they got married again, he bought her the house full of furniture….. and then she divorced him.

Again.

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[choxide-blog]

maru relaxing on a bench

[queensarahu]

[uwubf-deactivated20161120]

busted from phineas and ferb > the entire beatles discography

[jvedi-blog]

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

[cockbiteproductions]

“all that matters is that u tried ur best”

me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*

me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did

[einstetic]

IM CRYING

[ludaprilgate]

[dannielricciardo]

elderly bandom memories:

ryan ross doing cocaine with some random girls ON INSTAGRAM

that dude that tried to scam people claiming he had ryan’s ep

brandon urie and ryan ross ending up at the same haloween party and pretending iT NEVER HAPPENED

ABSOLUTEPUNK.NET

when propertyofzack broke the news that fob was coming back two days before their grand announcements and everyone was like omg zack u such a liar

paramore’s revolving door of members

josh (formerly) from paramore’s cringy blog post

brendon urie’s vine fame

pete and patrick’s solo efforts

kim kardashian in the thanks for the memories video

alex from all time low and tay jardine from we are the in crowd drama during warped tour

when of mice and men were relevant

what even happened with sleeping with sirens

guyliner, the manbun of emo

pete on one tree hill

andrew mcmahon two to three bands ago

mikey way cheating on his wife?????? 

the RUTHLESS bracelet that summer everyone had

TAI TV

the original jagk shirt and glamour kills??

gabe saporta’s purple hoodie and the single with blair waldorf that actually did good???

jeffree star???? singing????? at warped????? 

long fall out boy song names (make fob song names great again)

you me at six? and the fact that no one knew how to spell josh’s name

wHAT HAPPENED IN CAPE TOWN, RYDEN?

travie mccoy’s marriage to katy perry?

the long island bands - tbs, brand new, etc

stage gay

FUELED BY GOSSIP

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there is actually zero difference between baby groot and a minion. zero difference. you’re no better than a minion loving facebook mom for liking baby groot. “i am groot” “banana” its the same thing. dont fall for the scam just because baby groot is “nerd” in your loot crate funko pop. 

[themonsterdog]

You know what, no. Fuck you. How dare you compare them?? Fucking yellow tic tac creatures didn’t literally sacrifice themselves to save their friends. They weren’t brought back to life by the loving care of their loyal companion. Dumbass banana-loving fuckers.

[bchnnbrns]