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put this in the MOMA
forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything
Also, academic texts. Full of bullshit. You could sum that stuff up in like three paragraphs, but some old white dude is gonna ramble on using unnecessarily lavish vocabulary for three whole pages until you want to cry.
And then the guy who wrote it has the fucking audacity to stand up in your dissertation seminar and tell you “Now remember that you should always keep your language simple and make your argument in a concise and brief manner.”
Pumpkin spice catte.
sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful
Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this
My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.
The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”
“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.
My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”
After they divorced, my grandfather begged my grandmother to come back to him. “I’ll marry you again if you buy me a house full of furniture,” she said. “Deal,” said my grandfather.
So they got married again, he bought her the house full of furniture….. and then she divorced him.
Again.
POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF
maru relaxing on a bench
busted from phineas and ferb > the entire beatles discography
fashionably late? more like anxiously early
“all that matters is that u tried ur best”
me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*
me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
IM CRYING
elderly bandom memories:
ryan ross doing cocaine with some random girls ON INSTAGRAM
that dude that tried to scam people claiming he had ryan’s ep
brandon urie and ryan ross ending up at the same haloween party and pretending iT NEVER HAPPENED
ABSOLUTEPUNK.NET
when propertyofzack broke the news that fob was coming back two days before their grand announcements and everyone was like omg zack u such a liar
paramore’s revolving door of members
josh (formerly) from paramore’s cringy blog post
brendon urie’s vine fame
pete and patrick’s solo efforts
kim kardashian in the thanks for the memories video
alex from all time low and tay jardine from we are the in crowd drama during warped tour
when of mice and men were relevant
what even happened with sleeping with sirens
guyliner, the manbun of emo
pete on one tree hill
andrew mcmahon two to three bands ago
mikey way cheating on his wife??????
the RUTHLESS bracelet that summer everyone had
TAI TV
the original jagk shirt and glamour kills??
gabe saporta’s purple hoodie and the single with blair waldorf that actually did good???
jeffree star???? singing????? at warped?????
long fall out boy song names (make fob song names great again)
you me at six? and the fact that no one knew how to spell josh’s name
wHAT HAPPENED IN CAPE TOWN, RYDEN?
travie mccoy’s marriage to katy perry?
the long island bands - tbs, brand new, etc
stage gay
FUELED BY GOSSIP
there is actually zero difference between baby groot and a minion. zero difference. you’re no better than a minion loving facebook mom for liking baby groot. “i am groot” “banana” its the same thing. dont fall for the scam just because baby groot is “nerd” in your loot crate funko pop.
You know what, no. Fuck you. How dare you compare them?? Fucking yellow tic tac creatures didn’t literally sacrifice themselves to save their friends. They weren’t brought back to life by the loving care of their loyal companion. Dumbass banana-loving fuckers.