KinnPorsche

Instead of brain there is biblesumett jeffsatur stan first , human next.. #kinnporsche

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Vegas : I will never forget that time I was at the party, we were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to go home

Tankhun : who has the audacity

Vegas : it was you dumbshitz

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Porchay : yall ever cried and look at yourself in the mirror and started smiling?

Macau & Vegas : ya after an ass whoopin, thats when i knew i was evil-

Macau : 👉u- Vegas : 👈U TOO?!

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* Kinn after Porsche moved out *

Kinn : you're so far away. I'm so tired of running after you

Porsche : use you’re DAMN CAR!

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Macau : my dad told me if I failed the test not to call him dad, so I called him "Mr.Gun" the next day and he hit me with his slippers

Vegas : good thing he didn't use the bamboo stick or a gun-

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Porsche : when I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and footrests

Kinn : when I get used as a pillow or a footrest I feel loved

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Porchay : how much do you care for me?

Kim : a lot

Porchay : but how much?

Kim : my test score

Porchay : damn didn't know you're good at studies

Kim : I got F

Porchay : 💔

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Macau : I drink when I'm sad

Porchay : you drink alcohol?

Macau : no, but I put milk in the wine glass

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Vegas : It's fine if you don't like me, not everyone has a good taste

Tankhun : I admire your brain but like, not your mindset

Vegas : it's fine. you dumbass can't understand me anyway

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Porsche: Have you ever felt like someone was calling you in the shower? But when you shut the water off to hear the sound, no one was calling you.

Kinn : …..

Porsche: turns out it's just lyrics that sounds like my name

Kinn : give me back my 5 seconds

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Vegas : covered in blood for sexy reasons

Pete : halloween has already passed

Vegas : i know

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No one :

Not even the ghost :

Porchay : I'm just sad and lonely and bad at math-

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Kinn : I smell something burning from the kitchen

Kim : It’s Tankhun

Tankhun : I'm at the park, walking my drumsticks

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Pete : putting "lol" in every sentence to make it looks like it's not a big deal

Vegas : i just killed someone LOL

Kinn : my kitchen is on fire LOL

Porsche : my parents are dead LOL

Kim : I’m hungry LOL

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Tankhun : I don't know about you but I like chewing ice

Vegas : we can be friends!

Tankhun : what’s ice-

Vegas : Bruh-

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Jeff : Ask me a question-

Bible : What’s your favourite colour?

Jeff : what kind of stupid question is that? ask me something more matured and logical!

Bible : How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulphuric acid at STP?

Jeff : my favourite colour's black :)

[little-cold-hands]

AYO?! I CHECKED AGAIN AND IT WAS RIGHT?!? Sorry to derail the post OP but this is a fucking break through for me

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I’m a commerce student and idk..I’ll call Bible and ask- 😭💀

BRAVO FOR OUR HARDWORK BESTIE YOU SLAYYY!!!!

[irenedrew]

Vegas *on the phone*: Smash his knees caps and they'll talk okay? I'm at a parent teacher conference

Vegas: Anyways, you said Venice was enjoying finger painting, that's great!

[imsmolbandtrash]

Vegas: *jumps on the bed next to Pete*

Vegas: Once again, fate brings us together

Pete: We’ve been married for 3 years, this is our bedroom