ONE WHOMP AT A TIME

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  if you're  w a i t i n g  for me to give UP

                                   you might be here a while

                                                     ind. semi. non-priv. loved by cross. cred.

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Poppy: I spilt lipstick in your Rabadon’s Deathcap Veigar: You aughhuahahahaha- Veigar: You SPILT LIPSTICK IN MY RABADON’S DEATH CAP???

[gouviac]

Yordles.

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Everytime Poppy sees a Kled she looses braincells

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"I could really go for a nap." Poppy is best Yordle

“ You’re tired already? Well that’s fine. But we’re a long way till a good napping spot can be found. Les’ you don’t mind the stalking wolves, bandits, Wind Mites and snapper traps around here you’re good.”

“ In my opinion, i think we should keep walking for now.”

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"Why are you 'whomping' your hammer around like that?"

“ Becuase it’s fun y’know? Makes hammerin’ the bad guys even more fun.”

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WHOMP WHOMP WHOOOOOOOOOOMP

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WHERE DID ALL YOU GUYS COME FROM???

[tekromantic]

Places both her hands on his face and squish his cheeks playfully. " Tynen you got such chubby cheeks. Look at em!" Poppy giggled.

“Chubby? I think it’s just because I have a lot of fur on my cheeks dear.” He chuckled, letting her continue to play with his face.

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“ Maybe its the fluff and chub? Anyways i like both.” She continued to play with his face, making a silly face in return as she mooshed his. “ You got a cute face, Tyn.” 

Letting his face go and placing her hands on her own face, she sighed softly. “ I want that floof.”

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Sorry for being so inactive on this account guys, BUT DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY POPPY?

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@themightyrumble​ continued from here x

Poppy smiled widely and clapped her hands together excitedly as she set her eyes on the Yordle controlled mech. Even though he tore a bit of the forest apart and set some bushes on fire. He saved her. It may have not been dealt with quickly and less messy, but no one was perfect. 

“ That’s amazing, sir! I’ve been searching all over Runeterra for you. A true hero.”

“ What’s your name, hero? I bet it’s something awesome right?” 

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@impatient-enforcer

Square up thot enforcer

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Chokes on Poppy's large Kembob

“ Aw yeah, Vi. Keep going.” Poppy panted as she forced the kembob further into her mouth. “ Y-you call yourself a champ? Show me.” Leaning her head forward and grunting.

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Lulu rolls in and hugs

“ Lulu can’t you see i’m b u s y ?”

[hugefy-me]

Is sad now.

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“Wait, wait! I didn’t mean it! Don’t be sad, Lulu. I’m sorry!” 

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Lulu rolls in and hugs

“ Lulu can’t you see i’m b u s y ?”

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⛧ You're short, and that's pretty funny, though I probably shouldn't laugh...BAHAHAH!

“ Nothin’ to laugh about me, bud. I’m a whole butt woopin’ pro right here. If you don’t stop laughing, i’ll make it the last time you ever make fun of a short person.”

[boiledlemon]

Demacia & Noxus  Yordle