𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢 / 𝕟𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕒

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@milena: @notstevienicks go ahead, name the last time that man disagreed w me

@notstevienicks: @milena wine? tomato?

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@milena: @notstevienicks don't make me ground you, missy

@notstevienicks: @milenay you can't ground me! i'm telling rhett!!

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@milena: @notstevienicks go to your room :/

@notstevienicks: @milena ugh! so embarrassing :////

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@milena: it's so easy to surrender when you finally find forever 💍

@notstevienicks: @milena SOMEONE PLEASE COME COLLECT THIS SAP :////////

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*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[bettyjugheads]

@camimendes: when the fizzle rocks hit

[milcnahq]

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she was minding her business, with a drink on her wait when she felt someone pulling her in to a group in the center of the room. luna knew stevie, she was a cool girl but they weren’t exactly close.  ❛wait, what?❜ luna looks up confused at the blonde.  ❛I mean I can try but I can’t guarentee not throwing up in your shoes later on❜

“  what  ?  ew  ,  no dude  !  come on  ,  if we get this done we’ll get a one year supply of hot dogs  !  ”  she said enthusiastically  .  it was very stupid  ,  and she figured anyone would even question what two famous girls were doing entering a hot dogs competition  ,  but there was something almost primal inside stevie  ,  that still pulled her to engage in that kind of trashy activities  .  “  it’s like a blowjob  ,  just relax your jaw and don’t think about it  .  ”

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@pwrluna​

stevie had never been one to care much for embarrassing herself or coming across as crazy  ,  so she had absolutely no problem reaching for the first person who looked even the slightest bit familiar before pulling her towards the group of people gathered in the middle of the room  .  “ how good are you at eating hot dogs as fast as humanly possible  ?  ”  she asked without blinking an eye  .

[ravenclairee]

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📲 imessage to millificent 💜

milena: i mean who knows, i can't call her up and ask as much as i would love to 👀 but she seems happier in LA w harry and baby archie!

milena: but i don't want to be exiled from the family 🥺

milena: stevie, i thought you didn't want a broken home anymore

stevie: i guess so, i didn't keep up with her at all, i used to watch her on suits tho

stevie: lololol i mean, in a way you already kinda are aren't you? over here and not in england

stevie: lolol i just want the Ring :)

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📲 imessage to millificent 💜

milena: meghan markle looks like she's thriving though

milena: STEVIE. i'm not letting this ring out of my sight, thank you very much!

stevie: is she tho? idk anything about her rn lol

stevie: 👀👀👀👀👀👀 neither am i :)

[judecantanas]

he stretches his arms over his head, letting out the softest groan of content. his eyes squint in the sunlight before looking over his shoulder. “hey! hey you!” jude grins, tilting his head to the side. “would ya mind helping me with this sunscreen? i don’t want to burn.” he tosses the bottle of lotion in their direction then pulls his shirt over his head. “you’d be doin’ me a favor.” 

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stevie barely gets to catch the bottle before it smacks her on the head  ,  making a small face before shrugging  .  “  sure buddy  ,  us children of casper the friendly ghost gotta look out for each other  .  ”  she hummed  ,  walking closer before squeezing the bottle of sunscreen on the boy’s back  .

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📲 imessage to millificent 💜

milena: the lifelong question w this one

milena: i said something about how he didn't have to get me such a big ring so he was just correcting me tbh

milena: i think so, how do i live up to nana barlowe 😳 and what if something happens to the ring, i can't handle the responsibility that comes w this information

stevie: you don't, that's why she's the queen of england and you're meghan markle ://

stevie: but if you need me to i can always take that burden off your shoulders :)

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Well, I still love weddings, you know?

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@ofmaeves & @milcnahq

[bob-belcher]

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📲 imessage to millificent 💜

milena: ok you KNOW this is us gets me every time 😩

milena: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

milena: WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME ANY OF THIS

milena: ALL HE SAID WAS THAT IT WAS HIS GRANDMA'S

milena: i'm gonna cry, i need more time to put myself together 😭

stevie: idk why doesn't he say anything, did the cat eat his tongue or what? We don't know

stevie: lol I'm surprised he said that

stevie: is the weight of the ring dragging you down? Lmao

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📲 imessage to millificent 💜

milena: TELL ME THE ✨✨✨STORY✨✨✨

milena: hey, we're still happily together! it's not like you're going back and forth between us

milena: i would love to see that tbh. just not w my wedding

milena: he cracked a smile, i saw him!

milena: omg i thought you meant like.. the bride's party planner or the baker that makes the wedding cake for the couple. i'm gonna have to go w baker bc just planning my own wedding will be stressful enough, i don't need that stress inside the movie too

milena: OK MISS I HAVE MY OWN NETFLIX SPECIAL

stevie: ok but I need you to picture like, Rachel McAdams and Ryan gosling, or Mandy Moore and milo Ventimiglia bc this is some Nicholas sparks/this is us shit 😌 OK tea time 🍵⌚

stevie: so basically, when grandma barlowe and grandpa barlowe got married they were #poor, like stevie-shoplifting-tampons-for-her-sister kinda poor!!! So he never bought her a ring 💍but he was all "one day" 😌✨ and apparently they'd talk about what kinda ring he'd get her and all that romantic stuff (mama barlowe, 2018) bc I quote my sources bitch!

stevie: anyways!! Grandpa barlowe died when papa barlowe was a teeny weeny Lil thing and never got her a ring :( 💔 and everyone was like waiting for her to marry again but she was like "nah bitch that was ride or die" and never married :( instead she *Rihanna vc* worked worked worked worked worked and made money and GOT HERSELF THE MOTHER FUCKING RING 💰💍😍🙌🏻 major flex, 10/10 would recommend, queen of england 👑👸🏻 we just ain't worthy

stevie: a source close to the family 😎 said she left Rhett THE ring 💍✨😍 and apparently papa barlowe cried a lot bc you know #daddy issues, and rumor has it baby barlowe cried too and we all cried 😭 and he's had it since he was like 17, in his home in Cheshire until it made its Instagram debut 👀

stevie: the end, I'll reply to the rest of everything once you've put yourself together 😌