Now I'm Free

They say the good die young, well then, I guess I'll live forever. Travis-bi/27/masters grad/casually obsessed with the color grey/bury me in black roses

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Never post selfies, so this is 2021 me ✌🏻

[pukicho]

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

[someone-official]

Inspiring words. What about numbers?

[pukicho]

Numbers? I'll leave that wacky shit to bigwigs up at Harvard

[botanyshitposts]

yesterday in economic botany we were learning about plant based oil compounds and stuff and my botany professor was talking about lynn seed oil, which in woodworking is rubbed on over furniture as a varnish. this oil has an exothermic chemical reaction with oxygen, meaning that the reaction creates heat. what often happens, apparently, is that woodworkers will finish rubbing on the oil with a rag and then will ball up the rag and throw it away, but because the reaction is taking place and the heat can’t escape (like it would on a piece of furniture where it can be cooled) it gets trapped in the rag, which gets hotter and hotter until it reaches the temperature where it bursts into flame. apparently many woodworking shops have been burned down by this. the proper way to dispose of rags with this oil is to hang them up on a clothesline, so again the reaction never gets enough heat to start a fire. im telling you this because im a writer and ive never heard of substance that will just…spontaneously combust conveniently like that so long as it’s in a confined space. my botany professor tried it in a trash can in his driveway and it did indeed burst into flame after 45 minutes, which is an exceptionally convenient time delay. im sorry im tying this so fast my laptop is on 2% battery and theres no outlet an

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It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[cryptotheism]

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

[theconcealedweapon]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

not to be dramatic but sometimes i feel like i don't belong anywhere on this earth like maybe all there is for me is perpetual loneliness + constant desire to go back to a place that doesn’t exist anymore

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[teabree-shark]

[gotouda]

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

[satelliteduster]

[iftadwascool]

[pokemon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[tiktoksgraveyard]

SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

[theconcealedweapon]

She was about 15 feet away from the nearest cop, and one of them shot her. She couldn't have possibly been a threat in any way.

Also, how many cops do you see here? I see around 15 cops. And how many of them did anything to stop the atrocious act of violence they saw? Exactly zero.

The cop who shot this woman confidently assumed that all 15 cops around them are absolute monsters. And yet again, they were correct.

There are zero good cops. Bad cops know that. Bad cops brag about how confidently they know that. When will bootlickers learn that?

Seriously, if you believe that good cops exist, explain to me how this is possible. Now's your chance.

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[chrissyjoshys]

[rainyydoves]

[agriocnemis]

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[butchifiedcatfish]

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

[lowpawly]

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

[mrsandman42069]

when talking about AI remember the different versions:

Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives

Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something

Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony

[hi0ecoafizf870tqxttdi31c0q3woq]

analytical AI is also the one that the police and insurance companies use to profile people against arbritary data to justify mistreatment

generative AI is also used in drug discovery technologies that can also save lives

complex technologies cannot simply be decried as good or evil

Weird Al does in fact have the only ponysona who has canoninically fucked

[naughtynanzhu]

MILDRED?????