steamed vegetablog

https://steamedvegetablesart.tumblr.com

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[thebeakincarnate]

Today in posts that have not aged well

[chaoticwhiteboys]

Thanks, Karen.

[powygon-uwu]

WHAT

[cheaphalloweencostume]

having a normal one on twitter

[redwinerozanova]

sir that’s my emotional support youtuber

[redwinerozanova]

and by that, i am referring solely to

her

[lianedegrenade]

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[swankydesserts]

I went to a 90s themed party last night

[piesandswords]

it’s a cup cake

[bananatwinky]

[magicalboye]

I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

[thelowlysatsuma]

op what is it like knowing your dad is the funniest motherfucker on the planet

[nicostiel]

Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband

[frogitivity]

i always wanted to get a bratz doll but my mum would never let me so i always liked the poly pocket dolls that had the rubber clothes and plastic hair

[insomniac-arrest]

Gay Culture they don’t teach you about in school

it’s not all rainbows and Queer Eye!! It also includes:

striped shirts

saying “you know?” after nonsensical sentences

Can’t Sit Properly in Chair Disease

not following the plots of complex action movies

belts when you don’t need them

irrational fear of groups of pre-teens

farmer aesthetic 

mittens

the moon

this tiny mouse in a hat: 

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[that-twink-over-there]

The scream always takes me out 🤣

[eggmacguffin]

Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings

[pipemi]

I wish we had the credit for all these photos

[eggmacguffin]

sorry about that, here you go:

four men, one smoking - Dimitri Staszewski

brawling ukrainian politicians - Valentyn Ogirenko  

man painting with cat in foreground  - Reddit user Ktai_Arterion

 ted cruz - Jason Reed

man lying in busy street - Joel Goodman

laughing man framed by grimy window - Leo Berne

woman baking in sunlight - Bas Uterwijk

bickering traders on a red couch - Adam Grey

[non-bender-world]

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

[comradekatara]

oh honey they are fully dead

[chemicalmagecraft]

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

[comradekatara]

oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder

[sussura]

Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone

Toph: I can do it.

Aang:

Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met

Aang:

Sokka:

Katara:

[irradiatedsnakes]

hello

[squireofgeekdom]

my fam is doing our annual rewatch of the lord of the rings movies and i’ve come to the conclusion that when they’re trying to go over the pass of caradhras and gimli is like ‘we should go through mines of moria instead’ and there’s that long saruman speech about how gandalf doesn’t want to go into moria because he knows what the dwarves awoke there, and then gandalf … immediately doesn’t say any of that to any of the party 

…that’s basically the equivalent of, in dnd, if the dm had just given a whole prepared monologue of information to gandalf’s player of things gandalf should already know …

….and then when they go ‘so do you tell the rest of the party that?’ gandalf’s player just goes ‘no.’

and i’m losing my shit