lets get this farty sharted

she/her ko-fi.com/steamingketchup

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another recent big q commission 🧌

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las nev quackity + oc commission i did recently 🔥

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I tell this story a lot but sometimes I think about the time I briefly (and cluelessly) hung out with david duchovny’s kid and as soon as I got home my fyp handed me a mulder thirst edit. it makes me giggle it really does

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and at this point I didnt even watch x files so it was just like man what is miller’s dad doing on my screen

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I tell this story a lot but sometimes I think about the time I briefly (and cluelessly) hung out with david duchovny’s kid and as soon as I got home my fyp handed me a mulder thirst edit. it makes me giggle it really does

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been phm pilled since I read it last summer so here’s a funny that’s been living in my brain since then

full thing below

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'Blip A'

[wasyago]

project hail mary doodle dump👎👎👎

[narwhalsarefalling]

Grace: Oh yeah, Rocky, I have a question!

Rocky: Yes?

Grace: What is the material of your clothing made out of? Since it doesn’t seem that you have any wool-bearing animals or cotton-like plants on Erid.

Rocky: Oh, it’s a rock with a fibrous material!

Grace: (Uh oh)

Grace: Uh, what’s the chemical composition for that rock?

Rocky: Mg3(Si2O5)(OH)4

Grace, doing mental chemistry: So that’s something we call asbest- Uh oh.

Grace, thinking back to the Rocky-shaped weighted plushie he got from Adrian for his birthday last year: Uh Oh.

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Rocky: Is something wrong, question?

Grace: I am pretty sure that your clothing can give me cancer

Rocky: Oh-shit.mp3

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Adrian: Grace does not like Soft Rocky, question?

Grace: No, no, I absolutely love it. It’s just that Soft Rocky can get me sick if I stay around it too long. See on earth we have this thing called Mesothelioma-

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had ts sitting in my files for like 2 months lmfao

[winechildd]

You know who you are.

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that little alien and his white boy have captured my heart in ways never before fathomed

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face reveal

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isn’t there someone you forgot to ask

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goat alert

[xenquai]

flower husbands mcr !! :3

jimmy has more blood on him cuz he died first and its prolly his blood on scott too if u wanted to know that (i say probably like i didnt draw this myself)

who up chemicalling they romance who up flower husbandsing who up uhhhhh

i lowkey locked in for this one

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i know lltbp gotta be connected to the 2008 phantom regiment Spartacus show….. i just can’t prove it…..