lets get this farty sharted

she/her ko-fi.com/steamingketchup

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this is the best day ever is track 9/11 on bullets #whatdatmean

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screenshotted ts like 2 years ago and finally got around to it lmao

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dude i don't normally like to dig at peoples fun i generally think people having fun is good but it is slightly disheartening when there's a really really good story about a strong platonic relationship and then the only thing the fans can do is ship the characters or worse make a crack ship with an unrelated character from another media because it's like they can't STAND a lack of romance in media like they absolutely must try to insert romance where it is absolutely not needed or relevant and honestly sours the story/media a lot more for me or they'll Die because they can't just be happy with a really good platonic relationship. it makes me very sad as a demiromantic girlie.

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dc warped day 2 thoughts:

1. I foresee that vienna vienna is gonna blow the fuck up in the next couple years

2. i need to get on the academy is, their scheming imp of a lead singer has enchanted me

3. most people think that the highest temperatures on earth occur in death valley, but further research suggests that they can actually be found in the pit at a hot mulligan show

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dc warped tour day 1 takeaways:

1. I’m so sorry sleeping with sirens I was not familiar with your game

2. third eye blind remains absolute peak and they put on the best show of the whole day

3. bert mccracken is a professional pot stirrer

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i just saw the sneeze art for phm (i love it sm) and i’m so curious- when you read the book last summer and became phm pilled had the movie already been announced or did you just get so lucky with that timing cause if that was me i’d of lost my mind w how conveniently timed it was

great question I was still in the middle of reading it, here’s my live reaction lmfao

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rip ryland grace you would have fucking hated shinji ikari

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tha stump from reference for once in my goddamn life

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happy pride credit to @cntrlaltdelete-what for the fantastic idea lmfao

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another recent big q commission 🧌

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las nev quackity + oc commission i did recently 🔥

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been phm pilled since I read it last summer so here’s a funny that’s been living in my brain since then

full thing below

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'Blip A'

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project hail mary doodle dump👎👎👎

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Grace: Oh yeah, Rocky, I have a question!

Rocky: Yes?

Grace: What is the material of your clothing made out of? Since it doesn’t seem that you have any wool-bearing animals or cotton-like plants on Erid.

Rocky: Oh, it’s a rock with a fibrous material!

Grace: (Uh oh)

Grace: Uh, what’s the chemical composition for that rock?

Rocky: Mg3(Si2O5)(OH)4

Grace, doing mental chemistry: So that’s something we call asbest- Uh oh.

Grace, thinking back to the Rocky-shaped weighted plushie he got from Adrian for his birthday last year: Uh Oh.

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Rocky: Is something wrong, question?

Grace: I am pretty sure that your clothing can give me cancer

Rocky: Oh-shit.mp3

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Adrian: Grace does not like Soft Rocky, question?

Grace: No, no, I absolutely love it. It’s just that Soft Rocky can get me sick if I stay around it too long. See on earth we have this thing called Mesothelioma-

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had ts sitting in my files for like 2 months lmfao