Come and let me eat you ~

27/ Bi af. Antis DNI. Proshippers please interact

[alligaytorswamp]

just two bad bitches who are destined to look really good together

[steel-and-silver]

I need more fics of Dick and Jason being disgustingly in love in front of the Batfam. Like, these two idiots will not stop flirting and making eyes at each other and everyone is so done with their shit because they will not. Shut. Up.

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[thegenderdruid]

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

[amygdalae]

How i look when I see a loud noise

[amygdalae]

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

[hard-times-paramore]

Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.

Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.

[dailycatsblog]

[bunabi]

all characters need sexy white streaks in their hair trust me on this

[mattimoo]

I need everyone to stop thinking they can't be late to the party.

That series came out 10 years ago but a random edit has intrigued you? Watch it. That film is 30 years old? Watch it. That album thats decades years old? Listen to it. The books - read them!

You never know where inspiration/clarity/literal brain rewiring shit is going to come from. Media has no expiration date.

[decemberwinter]

“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid

[rederiswrites]

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

[rederiswrites]

I probably don't have to even say this but this has turned out to be the most "omg Blorbo from my shows" post I could have made. I have no idea who tf 90% of the people in the tags are but you're very passionate about them.

[rederiswrites]

[steel-and-silver]

Fandom: "Toxic masculinity is bad. Let male characters express their emotions too!"

That same fandom, when a man sheds so much as a single tear in a fic: "OoC!1!! Bad Writing!!! Char X is such a strong person, how dare you make him into such a crybaby wimp?!?! Stop perpetuating stereotypes!1!!"

[inkskinned]

oh man i just get such a kick outta other people's passions. it's like the opposite of secondhand embarrassment - it's secondhand excitement. like fuck yeah dude! i'm so fucking proud of you! you worked so fucking hard (i remember, i was there, i saw!) and then you made this and it is fucking amazing. it doesn't even have to be good! you don't even have to make anything! i just love that you love something! i fucking bask in that, man. it makes all my meters read "fuck yeah"....... nothing can hurt me i am protected by the warmth of Friends Enjoying Things.......

[steel-and-silver]

Someone please tell me, do any of the batman/batfam comics ever acknowledge that Bruce relies on a goddamn child to regulate his emotions???

Like that whole "Batman needs Robin to keep him in check."

No grown ass adult should need a kid in order to be their emotional support. Certainly not one running around a city in a furry costume while carrying dozens of weapons.

[steel-and-silver]

I am in a constant state of flux between wanting Jason to reconcile with the bats so he can have his family back vs wanting Jason to dump their toxic asses and do his own thing.

(and by "their toxic asses" I mean Bruce's toxic ass)

[mikakuna]

a big reason some of you don't see what bruce does to his sons as abuse is because you unconsciously don't view men hitting other men or boys as abuse, or as serious as male on female abuse. it's the same reason dc doesn't think there's any problem with depicting bruce as someone who hits his kids. those kids are boys/men.

[steel-and-silver]

DickJay (but also works for BruJay) fic idea:

Damian is protective of both Dick and Jason due to his time in the League with the latter. When he finds out they're dating, he sits them down and somehow manages to give them both a shovel talk at the same time (he can't decide which to be more protective of).

Bonus+: Damian has a puppy crush on Jason.