more kitten heels on space warlords needed, thanks

REACHED FOLLOW LIMIT. I CANNOT FOLLOW ANYONE BACK AFTER REACHING 5000 BLOGS IF WE ARE MUTUALS AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU IT WAS A MISTAKE YOU CAN TELL ME [I AM ITALIAN/ITALIANS SPEAKETH TO ME] ~asks [open] and requests [CLOSED]~ I like robots, like- a lot. I am a fan-former (yes this word will become canon!!!!)Send help! I am an artist and I write things sometimes. this account is ALSO nsfw. behave accordingly.

[steelthroat]

Who am I?

think I need to make this post because I'm too messy, and I can't find my own things, so ahem... if you want to be able to navigate this blog, here's what you have to know about me:

Hi ^w^! Steelthroat here, and that's my username on Ao3 I also go by the nickname of Zero. I use any pronouns with a preference for "it", and "they" and I'm an art student. Based in Italy, but my goal is to conquer the whole world, just wait ;3

Lvl 20↑

[I don't have Twitter anymore, my profile is there but I don't have the app, so I won't accept followers, I won't post nor interact with anyone. It's nothing personal I just hate Twitter and its owner.]

If you want my discord name to ramble about stuff [we're moots/have interacted and you are 100% an ADULT] message me :)

I write fanfictions, which you can find under the tag #fanfiction of Steel

I draw things! #art of Steel, atm just tf fanarts, but I may also post some Ocs. I already said that, but I post nsfw art. If you don't like it, please be careful

[New tag #steel requests dropped]

Once I create the tag and tidy up my blog, you can also get your popcorn and watch me ramble incoherently about new fic ideas, crack ideas, and vague vents under the #Steel rambles tag

Edit: this is a personal blog, and other than art and writing you will be hearing a lot about ME. My thoughts and general stuff regarding life, so uuuuh yeah

I guess I really like Steel, huh...

Anyone can interact unless I block you. The bar is low, like, for example: don't be an asshole, don't spew racist/homophobic/transphobic(etc) things, and don't start drama because you're bored under my posts. If you really don't like me, just block me and save time and effort, no hard feelings, I swear....I also don't like myself sometimes, you have the power to never see me again at least :)/j

I love knowing new people so you can write to me, send memes, asks, etc, and I'll always be happy to interact with you in one way or another

If you look like a bot, you will be blocked and reported. I'm sorry, please, at least like someone else's posts or have a bio. I really can't tell if you're human otherwise.

Well, new tags are surely going to get added... one day, I guess :)

I hope you have fun here ^w^

[New tags added #steel monologues, steel writing and #steel answers]

[Also I advise you to read my tags, there's like a whole world of context and subcontext every time I post something. I'm not saying they're entertaining, I'm saying that sometimes they explain wtf is going on/alternatively they make you even more confused]

I also made a tutorial on how to fix broken zippers here

[heyfruitcake]

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

L'Odissea di Nolan tra "scheletri spazzatura" e relitti: Arpa al lavoro in Sicilia, che succede

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

[ignitelimelight]

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[drago-saur]

I was curious: What if I draw Optimus with Digimon-style eyes...

It looks cursed to me... But if I stare at it long enough it's okay

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[northern-punk-lad]

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[thornethenorn]

[steelthroat]

"This neofuturistic lyrics is" IT'S METASEMANTICS YOU FOOL

Futuristic poetry uses onomatopeias, metasemantics uses words that don't exist that sound like actual words and concepts in a language.

Just because they both sound nonsense to you doesn't mean they are the same ,>_>

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[steelthroat]

I suddenly feel compelled to make the shoemaker in my town rich (the fix he did to one of my boots was particularly good) i just need to become rich first.

[transingthoseformers2]

I was joking when I started saying that I wanted to fuck Overlord, but I'm pretty sure that it's not actually a joke anymore :/

EVYEIDHJD IT ALWAYS STARTS AS A JOKE DOESN'T IT >:33333

[lesbx]

grrr i HATE webp’s i dont WANt webp’s! * knocks over a refrigerator with one vicious open hand palm strike*

[lesbx]

you and i are mortal enemies i hate webp’s and i fucking love image compression

[robotgirlfoxears-deactivated202]

*compresses you until you’re only one byte of data*

[lesbx]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[dangus-doo]

Kup doodle

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[blackirishweab]

[thedawner]

How do the cars have sex in the Cars movie universe.

Do the planes have sex mid-air.

Is this sexy to them.

[grab-the-bananaguns]

Hear me out,,, it's a food fetish

[thedawner]

Oh you are absolutely right.

[thedawner]

I love this, the plane description is so visually pretty! Imagine one of them screaming as their partner plummets. They were supposed to count to three, but they got impatient.

Doggy style is the most viable (and less accident-prone) positioning. Braver vehicles will try missionary (with a lot of soft cushioning/padding). Holding fast or against something is key otherwise they will just skid around, though some might like that so it's alright.

Maybe they could also have extensible/flexible genitalia and just awkwardly bend around each other or just sit butt-to-butt like some (Volkswagen) beetles do. Planes could also do it dragonfly-style... tandem-linkage-style.

THE VEHICLES ARE ARTHROPODS I KNEW IT. They're like metal crickets!! I love this imagery too. The little car nymphs are squishy and adorable (works well with the plush merch). They have evolved as insects with in-complete metamorphosis.

[steelthroat]

Can someone threaten me into doing what I have to do tomorrow?

Trying to do what I have to do on my own is not working I need to feel actual fear

[mega-byte]

Do that Thing™️ tomorrow or ill Get You.

[steelthroat]

I shall i shall