stefe

she/her | literally katniss everdeen

[fairycosmos]

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[stefe]

just take me out back and shoot already

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[princessmo]

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[stefe]

do you spell it beefed or beeft?

[hungry-skeleton]

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

[stefe]

some bored individual out there is haunting me with their silly questions

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[stray-images]

by Charlotte Jane

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[stefe]

I am deeply distraught to announce that I am now an anti-vaxxer

[ladyorlandodream]