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posts are either unhinged or heartfelt—no in-between.

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[flabotanum]

[my-evil-moisture-buddy]

There is something so right about a Laura Bailey character being front and center in a group shot

[zmeess]

We begin in the early hours of the morning on the day of Grissen in a messy room on the second floor of the Nestled Nook Inn. A bleary-eyed, bruised man in a tattered coat slowly wakens from his lengthy sleep, catching his small, snoring ally curled at the foot of the bed.

with how much i rewatch campaign 2 i constantly forget how long ago it started 🤭 episode one never fails to me make me feel nostalgic

[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[fuckboyzuko]

Sure, I’ll reblog that.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Yeah! You’re bad at one and you’ve never had the other!

I don’t know which way of interpreting that is worse.

[phantomrose96]

The come-down from doing a good deed is crazy. Like I think I could rescue a baby from a burning building and 30 minutes later I’d be like, “Idk was it cringe of me to run into that building like that? The baby didn’t even seem that happy to get rescued. Honestly maybe the baby started the house fire and I interrupted an important life lesson.”

[bakwaaas]

‘no one is coming to save you’ okay fine I agree but can I even get a hug at least

[pjharvey]

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

[alivehouse]

t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

[sacred-portal]

[redstonedust]

has anybody noticed the difficulties

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

[twinsfawn]

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

[des-amorr]

[throwbackblr]

Hey! Let me tell you a little about my day, Mr. Jolly Olly Man. The brown-out shut down my air conditioner, my bag of ice melted before I could get it home, I couldn’t get into the movie theater, or the city pool. And now when I finally found a little relief from the heat, a little ice cream, you snatched it away. You better sell me some ice cream at a fair price, or face the consequences. Hey Arnold! | Heat | Air date November 4, 1996

[bee-a-ts]

the bi/pan alliance and the aro/ace alliance in my city did the funniest possible thing for pride today

[delmondo]

day of the paycheck: lobsta bisque

two weeks after paycheck: Communion wafer sandwich

[beardedmrbean]