Fat Ryland Grace

⭐️24yrs old, he/they⭐️ Art tag is #stegosart Multi Fandom!! PHM and Iron Lung rn

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

hey patrick can you see my feet

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

[imgonnaliveforever1998-deactiva]

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

[acggoods]

Attention every artists!!

ACGGOODS is here!!

[stegodandy]

*skips in* HIIIII ACTUAL ERIDIAN SONA!!!! Love this freak. This is also hypothetically how Aaron would look after dying and calcifying for a hundred or so years. But for the sake of silly he's a seperate guy rn.

This is what Zonaite looks like, for reference

[uncleromeo]

if you don't do anything else today,

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.

[honeyfaer]

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

[honeyfaer]

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

[stegodandy]

Everyone look at my oc NOW!!!!!!!

He's mutated, part eridian. I love him very much. Bigass info paragraphs under the cut.

Yes, this is a self insert. I am cringe but I am free.

Aaron was one of the lead engineers on the Petrova Task Force, and his main accomplishment was creating the Petrovascope. He insisted on being put onto the Hail Mary, as he felt that was the only way to make his life meaningful. He had the coma gene, who was Stratt to say no to such an insistant volunteer?

His true passion was robotics and the arts, and this can be seen seeping into his work. He had a say in making Armando look the way he did and move with more "human" movements. He generally seems outgoing, but this is partially him being loud and outgoing to compensate for his insecurities. He loves a good joke, and cares deeply for his loved ones, sometimes to his own detriment. He yearns to do something meaningful, hence his reasoning for joining the Hail Mary crew. He has a complicated relationship with his own mortality, and feels that if he isn't being useful, people won't like him.

While sadly, Yao and Ilyukhna passed, when Ryland awoke, Aaron was srill alive. However, the bed drawer that he was in got stuck (yes, i know it was side hangingn bunks in the book shhhhh shhhh don't worry about it). Ryland moved forward with the assumption that he was also dead, as he couldnt get the drawer open. After everything, Rocky (and Simon, if you wanna throw BloodyMary into there, which I do) decided to try and fix it to give him a proper "burial". However, after managnf to just barely wedge the drawer open, they found he was, in fact, still alive. They could access his feeding tubes and IV, but didnt want to try opening the drawer more, as it would rip out all the tubing he was plugged into. So, with medicinal slurry running low, Rocky used some eridian meds (and some of Simons blood, since it healed Simon fast... also the blood is mostly an excuse for aesthetic design choices) to stretch out the slurry as long as possible. Think when you pour water into the milk jug to make it last longer.

This, while keeping Aaron alive long enough for him to be woken up, also caused mutations. These started slow and progressed over time. Here are some notable quirks of his biology (backup info on erid, eridians, and the environment are sourced from Andy Weir's official document on Eridians and Eridani 40 A b):

He can breathe in Erid's atmosphere, but not for very long. His "gills" filter ou t the small amoint of oxygen available in the atmosphere for breathing, but due to the limited amount, it's very uncomfortable and isn't sustainable long-term. It feels like being stuck in a cloed bathroom with a hot shoeer and steam fills the room. Hard to breathe, dense air. The rest of his body is fine with the environment, though it can be uncomfortable for extended periods of time. He usully will wear a respirator when outside of the Biodome.

He can echolocate, however it doesn't go as far. Maximum, he can get about 25 feet in any direction. This is becuase the fat muscle and flesh of his body mutes the returning sound. His little horn acts as sort of an antennae. He also needs to put a good amount of effort into using the echolocation. He can use it with his eyes open, but due to the two overlapping images of different types his brain is receiving and the fact that the echolocation is wider feild of view, it makes him EXTREMLEY nauseous unless he has his eyes closed or it's reasonably dark enough.

He has grown a "tail", which is actually a calcified extension of his tailbone. This grew to mimic the eridian's fifth limb. It is prehensile, and about as long as his arm.

His carpace is mostly located on his back where his shoulder blades are, and trail down his spine to the tail, around his lats to the "gills", and crawl up his neck a bit. There is also scattered carapace on places like his elbows and shins. They started as seperate plates and soon fuse into one big surface. They smaller plates till can move independentaly, but they are now flush with eachother save for the edges and at the gill openings. The ones of his back are where his vocalizations come from, and the air sacs for said sounds make a sort of arrow shape just beflow the carapace. His "eridian voice" sounds like a tenor sax, and his noises of surprise or screams sound like someone blowing super hard into the reeded mouthpiece of a woodwind. The carapace is a smooth, slightly warm texture, and the design is based on Malachite.

He is Trans Masculine. He, however did grow an appendage in the nether regions during mutation. This is due to the hermaphroditic nature of eridians, and his body/DNA doing it's best to adapt to this.

[haute-pockette]

Joining the band wagon of wacky Eridian OC's. Maggie is short for Magnet because her carapace is made of a magnetic iron alloy. It causes her sense of direction to get wonky, so don't be surprised if she gets a little lost!

[meeks-beas]

I bestow some shitty MS paint doodles of shitty eridians

Hardtack - @pineappical

Coffy table - @vampirejuno

Cassiopeia and Dent - @idiotjae

Spruce - @stegodandy

Long Eridian (I don’t think they have a name?? Sorry if I just missed it) - @apoptosin

[stegodandy]

Yes, I did in fact do all my calculations for my engineering final before realizing I forgot to convert the inches measurement that was given to me into metric units. Yes, I did have to spend an hour doing them all over again.

[stegodandy]

For those curious here are the originals:

And here's when i recalculated:

Good thing becuase i was tired at the time, but i don't think my little rubber band car should have a drivechain with a PE(e) of 35.58N/m. For reference, a single newton of force is about the weight of an average honey crisp apple. I don't think my popsicle stick rubber band car should be acting with the potential energy equivalent to 35 and a half apples of weight.

Always check your math, folks.

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[stegodandy]

Yes, I did in fact do all my calculations for my engineering final before realizing I forgot to convert the inches measurement that was given to me into metric units. Yes, I did have to spend an hour doing them all over again.

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[stegodandy]

Now have face-mouth!

Chalk by @yourlocalbug

[546potspansnroaches]

"what yaoi, question?"

[stegodandy]

Love when my friends are long #mylongfriends

Big Steppa: @adsurgitvagus

Roach: @meeks-beas