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tuck-avery:

“Absolutely not. I can barely take care of myself, let alone a tiny little pup. I’ll just steal yours occasionally and get all the benefits without having to pay the vet bills and find dog-sitters everytime I want to go out.“

“That one,” Stella directed the volunteer that had sauntered over, pointing at the little roly poly of a pup that Tucker had successfully convinced her to choose over the nervous looking greyhound. “Please,” She added as an afterthought before turning her attention back to Tuck. “Seems like I’m doing all the work for no real reward. Absolute garbage.”

#c; tucker

FAVORITE:

Book: Nancy Drew & the Clue in the Crumbling Wall by Caroline Keene or anything Stephen King (specifically Gerald’s Game, It, the Shining)

Movie: Gremlins, anything Stephen King, most Tarantino movies, Adventures in Babysitting (lame old movies, mostly)

Food: Anything with Pesto, Mostaccioli Mosta, Loaded french fries, Cold pizza, Americanized Chinese

Color: Purple

Type of Music: Classic Rock, anything from the 90′s

Season: Winter

TV Show: Bob’s Burgers, Bojack Horseman, Hawaii Five-O, the Amazing World of Gumball, Catfish: the TV Show

Brand of Clothing: Lulus, Agent Provocateur

Person: Gabriel Wallace, although she’d sooner name anyone else on the planet, if asked, her Roommates, of course, Leonardo Muccio

Professor: Cecelia Diaz

Subject/Class: Photography, obviously--although she still has a love for the Law & Law Studies

Social Media: Twitter

Animal: Dogs

Place: Seacrest Cove, California

News Source: She doesn’t really pay a lot of attention to the news, but she used to listen to NPR a lot in high school

Restaurant: Old Mel’s Diner

Emoji: The middle finger emoji (or the smirk emoji)

LEAST FAVORITE:

Book: Romance novels, tbh? The writing is always bad--just watch porn.

Movie: Hallmark Movies. They’re all bad--just watch porn.

Food: Pork rinds, deep dish pizza

Color: Orange

Type of Music: Country, most Pop

Season: Spring

TV Show: Home & Family, most Reality TV, any old Cartoon Network show remake

Brand of Clothing: Vineyard Vines, Lily Pulitzer

Person: Her Grandparents, Ethan Anderson, whoever murdered her parents

Professor: Dennis MacDonald

Subject/Class: Liberal Arts

Social Media: Facebook

Animal: Ferrets

Place: Big Bear Lake, California

News Source: Fox News

Restaurant: Inoubliable

Emoji: Most of them

#sccu; task24 #sccu; taskten

tuck-avery:

“I don’t think a super nervous pup can handle you – let alone having to live with your roommates,“ Tucker teased. “Speaking of which, do they know that they will be getting a permanent four-legged houseguest?“

“No, they do not,” Stella responded slowly as if she were pondering her choices. The blase tone of her voice, however, showed she’d already wholly made up her mind to commit to one of the cute little pups in the pen without consulting her roommates. “They’re gonna kill me,” She started again, crooking a finger she’d just held up in their direction after catching the attention of one of the shelter’s volunteers from across the pen. “C’mon...You get one too. Our pups can be little buddies.”

#c; tucker

tuck-avery:

Tucker followed closely behind, not having much choice as she dragged him through the crowd. He scanned the pen in search of a perfect dog. “I think you should go with the one that matches your personality most – so definitely the ugly one,” he teased with a shurug.

“Ugly personality, rockin’ bod,” Stella quipped back with the sort of mild tempered annoyance in her tone that was very obviously joking. “I think you’re right, though.” She started again. “That one,” She said, pointing towards the cute little greyhound, “Looks like it’s got anxiety or something. I don’t think I can handle a super nervous pup.”

#c; tucker

I really dislike the holidays and all forms of gift giving, but I took the money I SHOULD be putting towards Rent and got everyone a little something- your something being the biggest of all the somethings. Feel free to take this as a subtle message that while you look super banging in my old band t shirts, when you turn them into crop tops it kills me soul a little. The ring isn’t 24 karats or anything, but it shouldn’t turn your finger green. It’s a star topaz, because it’s your birthstone and because despite how mushy it sounds, you really are my star.

Spending time with you the past few years has been the only thing that makes Christmas bearable. I love you so much babe, I can’t believe it’s almost been a year.

That One Dude You Live With Who Isn’t Finn.

#hc; gabe #im going to kill myself thanks u bitch #submission

littlehayleyparker:

“Detroit actually.” Hayley chuckled a little and shrugged. “I don’t tend to follow what everyone else does in regards to anything, soooo if you want more space just say so Stella.” She replied with a casual smile and gave her some room. “Do you have a theme for your port? Or is it kinda just a mix of everything you can do?”

“No theme,” Stella commented back in return, ignoring the woman’s previous words solely because she’d blanched at the sound of her name coming out of the blonde’s mouth. She was a pretty recognizable self-destructive fuck-up in campus, but it still threw her for a loop when she met someone that knew her already. Maybe they’d met when Stella was still drinking. She wasn’t about to ask. “Just...shit that I see, I guess. That’s the way a portfolio is supposed to work, right?”

#c; hayley

tuck-avery:

“Do it!“ Tucker didn’t hesitate. “Puppies are always a good idea. Plus, they are scientifically proven to help lower your chances of heart disease, I don’t know if a pup would help much with your lack of a heart, but it’s definitely worth a shot.“

“Har, har.” Stella muttered back with a roll of her eyes, reaching out to grip one of his wrists so that she could drag him towards the little pen of adoptable pups that was adjacent to the little petting zoo set up. “I want that one,” She said, pointing down at a little french bulldog puppy laying lazily on its back in one corner. “The ugly one. Or,” She shifted her finger towards a real nervous looking Italian greyhound cowering in an opposite corner. “That one. The shifty one.”

#c; tucker

When you come home, you’ll find a hand delivered gift basket on your doorstep with a printed note that reads:

“Happy Holidays to you and your families from the staff at Seacrest Cove University! We’d like to thank you for your hard work this school year and look forward to seeing your return to campus after winter break has ended. Please, enjoy your time with your loved ones and have a wonderful holiday hiatus.

On behalf of the board members, professors, and all the staff at Seacrest Cove University, please enjoy this complimentary gift basket as our way of saying we hope merry tidings are coming your way.”

Your gift basket includes: Brown & Haley Almond Roca, Ghirardelli Hot Cocoa Mix, Lindt Caramel Truffles, Gourmet White Cheddar Popcorn, Oatmeal Tea Cookies, Savory Seasoned Almonds, Tropical Island Mix, Lady Walton’s Dark Chocolate Orange Cookies, Gourmet Mini Pretzels, Weinrich 32% Milk Chocolate Cocoa Bar, Savory Sensations Seasoned Snack Mix, Seattle Chocolate Pomegranate Truffles, Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Caramel Squares

#HC #submission

littlehayleyparker:

Hayley laughed a little and smiled. “Relax! I’m not a photo major so I’m not going to be stealing any of your ideas.” Taking another sip of her drink she shrugged as her reply. “I’m Hayley by the way.”

“Stella,” she offered back, coolly and curtly. Stella hadn’t thought for a second that the other was trying to pilfer ideas off of her, but in an uncomfortable situation, the young woman tended to close off emotionally, mentally, and physically. In as many ways as she could. “Midwest, I’m guessing. Somewhere that personal space doesn’t exist, right?”

#c; hayley

tuck-avery:

“Well hello there, Stella. How’s your day? Mine is great! Thanks for asking,” he teased in response to her immediate rambling. It was beginning to be a pattern for Stella to ask Tucker for help. “Alright, what is it? Let’s see if I’m one of those people or not.“

Stella waved off the man as he went into his own rambling, shaking her head with a soft snort of bemusement. “Yeah, hi, hello, how are you--I’m gonna get a puppy. Talk me in to it before everyone talks me out of it.”

#c; tucker

@tuck-avery

“I need your help,” Stella started as soon as she’d approached Tucker, having eyed him in the crowd of people attending the Winter Fest a few moments prior. “Doing something that, of course, a lot of people in my life are going to disapprove of, but...You’know. I want to do.”

#c; tucker #sccuevent; winterfest

littlehayleyparker:

Hayley couldn’t help but chuckle and smirked at her. “A picture wouldn’t do you justice though!” She said sarcastically before moving on over next to her and looking to see what she was up to. “So, what are you working on.” She asked before taking another sip of her “special” coffee.

Stella was surprised by the chirpy response, but more so by the quick invasion of her personal space as the other woman moved to sit next to her. Closing the manila folder she’d stuffed her prints into, Stella lifted a brow over at the other. “Photography portfolio,” Stella responded curtly. “You from a small town or something?”

#c; hayley #NICE. like i said ros is like the lil sis stella never had so i'm sure their paths are gonna cross a lot

matthewdrake:

“I do my best to be at your beck and call, Stells. I really do.” His tone was one of finality and truth. He gave a sarcastic laugh at her response, “Name one person on this campus who has their shit together. Answer is no one. This school is a dumpster fire made of confusion and alcohol.” He gave her a wink in amusement, “Your men are here for you. Now more importantly, what are we having to eat?”

If there was one thing Stella appreciated about Matthew, it was that he didn’t bother spitting out the typical I’m proud of your and your recovery’s or the ever popular you’re doing the best you can, but decided instead to remind her that everyone was just as fucked up as she was. It was a comforting switch of pace, knowing that everyone else was a mess and hearing it from someone else to confirm. “Fair enough, Matty. I’m thinking burgers, minus the brews. Chili and cheese fries, of course. What say you, babe?”

#c; matthew #i didn't know i had this gif of krysten? she's so cute? wtf?

georgie-mayes:

The dry response didn’t phase her much. Most of the people she grew up with had lost at least one person close to them. “I stay away from demon possessing objects like a Ouija board. So we’ll just have to talk about cars more instead.” Georgie couldn’t hide her sigh of wonderment at thinking of Nebula. “It’s a full bodied experience.”

“Well, I might have to take you up on that offer,” Stella retorted, glad that their conversation hadn’t lapsed into the same kind of pitied response she received every time one of her more morbid jokes slipped through. “Can’t promise I won’t get all hot and bothered, though.”

#c; georgie

littlehayleyparker:

Hayley took a small sip of her coffee as she sat down on some tables that were located outside. Smiling she watched people walk by with either their children, family members, or significant others. It was all very interesting to watch and think about silently. Every now and then she would catch a strangers eye and smile as she raised her coffee in the air in a manner of greeting. Kind of like she did just now with the person who was staring right back at her.

“You want to take a picture, dude?” Stella asked as she looked up from the portfolio she was working on in the middle of the Wicked Bean’s morning rush, the sleep still evident in her eyes and the simple fact she hadn’t yet finished her wake up cup of joe clear in her snappish tone. She’d met the eyes of the other a couple of times and after one or two coincidental stares, Stella started criticizing. “It’ll last a hell of a lot longer.”

#c; hayley #hey! stella is roslyn's roommate and quasi older sister! I know hayley was to fill sav's wanted connection

evie-wintersx:

Evie was used to extravagance– the luxury of the holidays and all the traditions that came along with it. Being away from home, the lead up hadn’t be quite the same, but there was one thing she enjoyed at that was the quirkiness and yet homely event of the winter wonder fest. There was a certain time of year that the golden haired girl saw the beauty in and that was fall transitioning into winter. She liked the darker days, and the chill in the air– the lead up to the holidays, the change in the leaves and the coffees filled with cinnamon. She had an agenda in her head of where she wanted to explore, but the one place she had in mind first was to endure a large cup of hot coco. Slipping into the line, she turned her head for a second before feeling her shoulder collide into someone else. Twisting her head around as her eyes widened she shook her head back and forth. “I am so sorry, are you alright? Did I spill any of your drink? Atleast let me buy you another..” She insisted, a small smile approaching across her face as she shuffled forward in the crowd. “Marshmallows?”

Despite the thick, chocolate laced aroma in the air, Stella could still smell the bourbon and whiskey that Inoubliable was spiking their drinks with. It was unmissable and with the scent lingering, she was reminded of Fall Fest the year prior, when she’d spent a good bulk of coin on the Mexican Cocoas the French restaurant was serving. This year, and this season, however, she was picking up dry drinks for she and her friends. Chocolate, heavy cream, a few marshmallows on top, perhaps? But no tequila. No bourbon. Just a different warm feeling in the pit of her stomach, her first sip of the sweet, frothy liquid hitting her core just in time for someone else to bump into her, causing her to drop the drink carrier of hot chocolates she’d snagged for her roommates.

“Fu-” Stella spat, her grip tightening on the sole cup in her other hand as she glanced down at the mess at her feet, liquid washed over the toe of her boots. “None of mine, no.” She practically snarled in response. “But if you’re offering, you can replace the four that did spill.”

#c; evie #tw; alcohol

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