Favorite line to use in an argument is “I don’t need to take this from someone who sucks toes.”
It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.
Either way I win.

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Favorite line to use in an argument is “I don’t need to take this from someone who sucks toes.”
It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.
Either way I win.
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Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why.
When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn’t figure out why until last night.
I’m a stomach-sleeper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my family says he doesn’t do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back.
So I’m thinking, “What’s the point of that? It can’t be comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That’s a weird thing.” So I formulate a hypothesis, and test it.
Last night, I got comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did, he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god.
Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought “that kid is gonna die” and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night.
Dogs are fuckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal.
I am crying
If you’re happy with what you’re doing and it’s working for you, please don’t allow anyone else to tell you your path is wrong.
(via jsavannah)
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
He has also recited his own poetry to them.
#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends
U kno she dead
I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.
when ducks are having a better summer than you
[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family. A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]
I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.
it’s really interesting seeing death portrayed as a woman
Especially a a nurturer rather than a destroyer
I love this painting so much. I hope it lasts in or minds and in the minds of our children’s children.