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I'm Back~
Or I will be, this weekend. I’m finally back to a stable point I feel, so I’m going to try to come back and pick things up here again.
I will be clearing my inbox and some of my drafts, however, just to give myself a little reset. I hope you all can understand.
I’m super happy to be coming back, guys. Thank you for your patience with this pile of trash ;;;;
- andie
@rationalclover 💜 thanks peach~
@beautyruled 💖💖💖
I'm Back~
Or I will be, this weekend. I'm finally back to a stable point I feel, so I'm going to try to come back and pick things up here again. I will be clearing my inbox and some of my drafts, however, just to give myself a little reset. I hope you all can understand. I'm super happy to be coming back, guys. Thank you for your patience with this pile of trash ;;;; - andie
I… want to be different.
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alexander. Aló! I’m Alex and I’m fairly new to the Mystic Messenger community :> Would you mind to like/reblog if you would like to interact with a Luciel Choi/ 707 roleplay account? ♥
I… want to be different.
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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
if anyone needs me I'll be over here getting totally slain by the new concept photos BTS released this morning ;;;;
I will be out tomorrow night for a small trip with my friends, and will most likely not be around again until Saturday ( though I will likely lurk here and on kik tomorrow at work ). see ya!
I… want to be different.
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it’s not easy being handsome.
My snuggly Elly Dinah.... attacking my braid -_-
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?" Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they'll have to answer honestly.
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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.
No deleting questions, either!
“Why are you dressed as a nun?”
welcome to chatroom hell | accepting
❝ Seven tricked me! He said it would be a good Halloween costume but I didn’t realize what it was, and now he’s stolen my clothes…
He sounds like a whining kid and he knows it, but the situation is just so ridiculous, and he’s so so mad that he let himself get tricked like this again, he can’t help it.
❝ Hyung, I’m sorry but do you have something I can borrow? I can’t make the trip back home li-like… Like this!
