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@stellasharp
stellasharp
”Excuse me professor, but could you explain this symbol to me again? I’ve read it multiple times, but I just don’t see anything.”
"Yes, it seems as if you've have a falcon in your cup, which would indicate an enemy of some sort...you haven't gotten into a fight with anyone as of late, have you?"
+4 started following you
” N-No, Ma’am. “
"Good, because someone putting a dungbomb in my 'draught of living death' is not on my list of things I find humorous."
"Merlin, when I find out who did it, I swear..."
"Yeah?" Simon replied, the Gryffindor poking suspicously at his Fanged Geranium, keeping his fingers carefully out of range of the snapping teeth. Also the dirt. The definitely worst part of Herbology. Having to touch dirt. "So I take it you’re not in here for emergency remedial time before end-of-year exams.”
He glared at the pointedly limp plant, that was yellowed at the corners where it really shouldn’t be. “…What the hell is up with this stupid thing?!”
"Yeah," She repeated in response. After wrestling with a Snargaluff for a good half-hour, she had finally succeeded in removing the pod, and was currently placing it into an empty pot. As she started to covering it with dirt, she replied, "No, I've just got nothing else to do, so Professor Sprout decided to put me to work, and y'know, help some of the kids who are doing remedial time." She scoffed lightly. "I guess that makes my social life seem kinda lame."
"How long have you had that?" She inquired, raising a brow in his direction. "Or I guess, to be more specific, how well have you been taking care of it, and for how long?"
"I have no idea how I get good grades in Herbology. All this planting is definitely not what I pictured myself doing on the weekend."
He laughed, “No I am not a serial killer.”
"You have nothing to worry about. My name is Aiden, please to meet you sweetheart. And you are?"
"Oh, good."
She grinned. "I'm Stella. Nice to meet you, too."
"You should be more careful. I could be a serial killer."
"What is your name darling?"
"I think I'd be alright, even if you are."
"But wait, are you? Otherwise, I may have to use an alias." She joked.
"Like what Miss?"
"And who might you be and how did you get into my flat?"
"Whatever you want to do."
"You left your door unlocked. I just moved into the building, so I decided to go exploring."
[open]
"Fucking bored."
"— Then do something."
Chat up my muse
"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"
“Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?”
“ Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..”
“ I don’t suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?…I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.”
“Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?”
"Hi, can I buy you several drinks"
"Are you from Tenesse? Cause your the only ten I see"
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you”
“ My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.”
“I can’t find my puppy - can you help me find him? I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here….”
"I’m not drunk, i’m just intoxicated by you."
“I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.”
“What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?”
“My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”
“I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?”
“ I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”
“You’re like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.”
“Keep it quiet - but I’m COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.”
“I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities..”
like for a starter?
"I’ve seen it a couple of times but another visit would be nice." Isabelle shrugged. Actually, last time she had went had not been for her entertainment. It had started that way and ended in her blowing up one of the ports. "Oh, there are some hotel rooms around but they’re probably not what you want. If you want you can stay in my guest room."
"Are you sure? Also, it'd be best if we went tomorrow rather than today. It's getting kind of late." She looked out at the window to confirm that the sky was indeed darkening. "Really? Oh well, thank you." She replied, taken slightly aback by the girl's offer. "Yeah, I feel like I try to book into one now, I may be stuck with a bad room."
Fifteen Fluffy One-Liners
1. "Will you cuddle with me?"
2. "Can we hold hands?"
3. "You're really soft."
4. "You smell nice."
5. "I like you. A lot."
5. "Can I play with your hair?"
6. "Stop making me get lost in your eyes."
7. "I'll share the blankets with you."
8. "I'm here for my daily hugs and kisses."
9. "You're cute."
10. "I wanna be your cuddle buddy."
11. "Let's spend the day in bed."
12. "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
13. "Let me love you!"
14. "I'm cold. Come closer."
15. "You can put your cold feet on me."
AHS: Comic Sans pt. 4
"Dunno." Isabelle shrugged.
Stella took another bite of her pizza and offered, "Well, I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty but you've probably seen it like a billion times, so." She shrugged, and added, "Also, I have to find a place to stay for tonight because I was stupid and forgot to book a hotel room in the excitement of actually planning the trip."
BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION
Name: Gender: Height: Orientation: Age: Eye Color: Hair Color: Smoking?: Drinking?: Drugs?: Job: Favorite Color: Favorite Band: Siblings: Tattoos?: Favorite Book?: Perfect Date: Hobbies: Why should I pick you?: Why do you even want to date me?:
"Yeah…" She shrugged. The demigod looked at her and nodded in agreement. It was kind of better seeing him sometimes other than never. She took another bite out of her sandwich.
"So...what should we do after this?" She asked.
+3 started following you
"It’s really nice to meet you, Stiles, Stiles Sharp," she said with a grin, repeating his introduction exactly the way he’d come out with it. At the mention of the story, though, she shook her head. "Maybe another time. It’s a bit depressing, and we’re having a nice day so far." Using one hand to sweep her hair back and out of her face, she reached the other into her bag and took out her purse. Tabatha opened it gingerly, unused to how much money filled it these days compared to her earlier years at Hogwarts. "How much is sneakoscope repair, just by the way?"
He laughed at her reply, and then joked, "I'd have to know your last name to do the same to you." He nodded in an understanding manner, and told her, "Yeah, another time is fine." Stiles shrugged at the mention of money, and replied, "It shouldn't be too expensive. It's just a repair. Although, if you fall short on cash, I could always help you out."
