Stephenie Meyer

Writer. Producer. Wife. Mother. Mormon. Author of the New York Times Best Seller Twilight The Twilight Saga has sold over 100 million copies globally For more information and to learn about my latest works check out my website: https://mthg.org/get-involved [parody account]

[stepheniemeyer]

Wheres the best place to buy midnight sun are you going to be able yo have signings with the pandemic

Hello! I am so excited to be answering my first question from a devoted fan! I was worried about opening my ask box, but this is a great question!

I would have recommended preordering the day I announced it, but you probably have your reasons for waiting. Here is the best place to order it now! And here is the direct link to buy it! 

I cannot have in person signings, but we have done our best to work around that! I will be doing virtual meet and greets for a select few! Find out more information here! Sign up here!

Stay safe out there,

Stephenie

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Hello twilight fans and friends 🥰

I know it’s a long shot but the charlotte observer is having a poll to vote for the #1 tacos in the Charlotte, North Carolina area! A fellow twilight blog’s (not saying exactly who to avoid doxxing them) small family restaurant is in the running! We’ve been voting A TON and they’ve made it into the top four!!!! They’re up against local chains with several locations and I think it would be really nice if we all rallied together to vote for them something something the power of friendship and supporting small businesses

All you have to do is click this link, scroll down to the voting (you can just click submit you don’t actually have to type in yes, and vote for tacos and tortilla factory! You can vote as many times as you want by just refreshing the page!

I know it’s in third place (it needs to be in the top two to advance) but trust me we have closed that gap in past rounds!!

Winning would be a huge deal to them and I know the twilight fandom hasn’t been as active lately but why not come together to show our support? Even if you can’t vote a ton I would really appreciate it if you would like and reblog to spread the word!

Thank you!! ❣️❣️❣️

[unavernales]

uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:

maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/

maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/

center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui

hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html

please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.

[stepheniemeyer]

So you've directly referenced how goncharov inspired some of your work but, I'm curious, is it possible that homestuck influenced your stories/characters?

No.

[stepheniemeyer]

this has probably been asked too many times but what did any of the vampires do when bella was on her period

oh and also do any of the female vampires get periods cause like its not blood so idk thanks 🙏

There is a canon answer. . . but you aren’t going to like it

[chaoticthorns]

PLS TELL US

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

I’ll answer.

Smeyer has come out before saying:

1. Vampires are not into period blood because it is, according to her, dead blood not fresh blood. It’s not appealing to them so they can be normal (well as normal as they ever are) around people on their period.

2. All cis female vampires are infertile and do not have a working uterus. Because of that they don’t have periods because there’s no lining to shed.

@teamalicee

[stepheniemeyer]

Correct

[stepheniemeyer]

this has probably been asked too many times but what did any of the vampires do when bella was on her period

oh and also do any of the female vampires get periods cause like its not blood so idk thanks 🙏

There is a canon answer. . . but you aren’t going to like it

[stepheniemeyer]

hi if vampires don’t have blood how did edwards dick get hard to impregnate bella

I am bad at science and fail to understand basic anatomy! Hope this helps!

Stephenie

[stepheniemeyer]

@bellasdumptruckass

This is the actual answer, venom replaces blood

[stepheniemeyer]

hi if vampires don’t have blood how did edwards dick get hard to impregnate bella

I am bad at science and fail to understand basic anatomy! Hope this helps!

Stephenie

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Suppose instead that you are a hat.

[stepheniemeyer]

But I am best selling author Stephenie Meyer

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

*meeps in horror*

[stepheniemeyer]

Why do so many people have that reaction to me

:(

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Suppose instead that you are a hat.

[stepheniemeyer]

But I am best selling author Stephenie Meyer

[babbhad]

Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.

If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.

The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.

[stepheniemeyer]

Please Stephanie, get over Twilight, it's been a whole decade, look at what happened to Jake Rowling

Reader,

You have left me speechless. This is the most confusing ask I have received on tumblr.com. I truly do not know how to respond to this.

Confused,

Stephenie Meyer

[stepheniemeyer]

Hello Mrs. Meyer! How open would you be to having your work adapted by the Muppets? (And do you think Kristin Stewart would be open to reprising her role as Bella, the One Human Character?)

I am open to it, but it is non negotiable for me that Bella is played by Kermit. The one human character has to be Billy Burke reprising his role as Charlie.

[cullen-collective]

Who are we all to assume that Edward and Bella didn’t use protection on Isle Esme????? You think Edward “I have contingencies for every possible Bella-in-danger scenario and a few extra backups just in case” Cullen didn’t think “I took sex ed 78 times I should bring these”??????????

Instead we should all be assuming that his venom nut either burned right through it or shot out at a velocity that destroyed it.

[stepheniemeyer]

Sweats nervously uh how did you figure tha- I mean that’s obviously not true! Runs away

[stepheniemeyer]

Okay so, I thought this blog was completely genuine but it says parody in the description, and not to be one that doesn't follow direct information properly but is "[parody]" in /s or /srs???

No worries! I don’t want anyone with autism or that struggles with tone or anything to be confused! This is a parody I am not actually smeyer!

[fantazzzmita]

Yes.

[stepheniemeyer]

And I made so much money