Occasionally, not often, but occasionally, I require a weekend where I can let my hair down and do things I couldn’t otherwise do if I had my offspring with me. Everyone needs a break. This weekend was one such weekend. And I think it may have topped Amsterdam.Â
Britmums, via the Moo shop in Shoreditch, to pick up my rush order cards. Aren’t they cute? I left a few here and there on public transport. So in the highly improbable event that you’re reading this because you found my card on the Overground or the Central Line. Well, hello.Â
I have no photos of Britmums, because I was unapologetically shitfaced the entire time. There are huge portions of that conference I have no memory of. If I misbehaved, and I am sure I did, well, sorry, not sorry. Needless to say, I required coffee. And then more wine.
And then, obviously this shop front needed documenting. Because it’s a shop front with sperm on it. And a weird face emerging from an old stye television. But whatever. Sperm!Â
Blur. Actual Blur. In Hyde Park. I went to find a friend who was there, too, and couldn’t find Alice or Alice again. But that was okay. I went to Soho for tequila and beer after. Blur. Fantastic. BLUR! BLUR!Â
On Sunday I went to Brick Lane with my sorella, and we met Verena, my travel bud of choice and generally the best person to make mischief with. We ate cheese and meat, and drank nice beers...
...And then later on, a beigel with salt beef and pickles and mustard. Let’s not be silly. Spot the rogue dick. I didn’t, until I was about to post this photo. But now I’m kind of glad he’s there. Hi, rogue dick. Do you concur? #Grey.
Finally, I’d like you all to meet Misti. She’s my latest baby, and I love her. She’s an acoustic Kala ukulele, and she sounds like a dream. Much, much richer than Talulah-the-Les-Paul. Today I’ve mostly been learning to play Out Of Time, by BLUR! As a nod to the weekend, natch.Â
I love discovering new secret places every time I go. London, you are the best. Don’t ever change.Â