STEPH RULES.

stephanie brown. spoiler. batgirl iii. you got a bad case of the steph!. written by claudia. temp. dash only.

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MANIP. Florence Pugh as Stephanie Brown/Batgirl III.

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i’m making a comeback to steph! might take a day or two to rearrange icons and all, but I will be around folks!

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“i think that spider-guy is super cute. reminds me of boy wonder numero 3.“

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HIT THAT 💖 FOR A STARTER.

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boywhelmed‌: Dick Grayson.

            dick has to bite back a smile at the threat. all of his siblings hate when he laughs at their attempts to be intimidating but i mean come on ! they’re cute kids !       “ and who do you think timmy lifted it from ? “ there’s probably even still a faded ‘D.G.’ on the tag.       “ shirt for a shirt, the world needs balance, steph. “

                  “ please, babs has seen me in much worse. “ and much less, but he’ll let steph have her innocence. dick grayson who doesn’t have alfred means a dick grayson who doesn’t have clean clothes, so yeah, he and barbara have a more…unisex, shared wardrobe. At her robin mention, dick raises an amused eyebrow.         “ you do realize that the robin mantle is probably the most shared & stolen item in this house aside from like … that mug that says ‘batman is fake’. “ 

“pst, i don’t know. maybe the only robin that matters? jason todd.“ and she knows the comment isn’t true, though it’s done out of pure teasing spite, though it isn’t far fetch. jason was her robin when she was growing up before she met tim and began wearing eggplant suits all over gotham city. “he just gave it to me. i didn’t have clothes in here, you know.” oh that is going to be her revenge. let him know that tim wasn’t a baby anymore. 

she is sure alfred will speak to her in the morning about going around saying those thinks. “ugh, so has your brother. gross.” yeah, of course she knows about the og batgirl and robin’s relationship, who didn’t. considering that was part of the legacy the ones currently using the suits hold. icky, considering everything but she isn’t one to judge; she is dating tim after all. “well, but robins don’t steal from robins, not consciously. i’m offended, dick grayson.” and she folds her arms, a little pout on her lips at the mention of the many faces of robins through the years.

“this is why one should never meet their heroes.“

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lazarushe‌: Jay.

“ i’d say offer to clean the manor for him , but i think he’d be mortified at the idea. “ he smirks , sticking his tongue out at her. “ i’m always cocky , stephie , you should know that by now. “ he hums , tapping his chin as though in thought. “ we could always glue it back together ? “

“me and a broomstick don’t get along either.“ she is sure she would cause more of a mess than help clean the place up. “oh don’t call me stephie, jaybird.” and there is a childish act of sticking her tongue out as if that would be enough to defend herself and make her point. “glue it?” what a stupid idea. “let’s do it. i owe you one.”

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boywhelmed ALL BAT CHILDREN ARE BABY

Steph vc: I WAS LITERALLY PREGNANT

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he’ll let steph have her innocence.

@boywhelmed she has heavy make out sessions with your brother, please

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boywhelmed‌: Dick Grayson.

              “ i really don’t think you can be sure it’s your shirt. “ blue is a popular color! Lots of people have blue shirts! And sure it’s riding up dick’s torso like it’s trying to escape, and he might be losing circulation in his arms due to the tight sleeves but now it’s about the principle of the matter. and now that’s he’s looking at her (past the expression that says ‘how could u detonate that bomb’) he recognizes the familiar faded letters that read ‘ gotham academy’ with the hole on the right shoulder.                         “ and whose shirt is that, captain hypocrite ? “ when dick moved out he’d noticed a lot of the baggy stuff tim wore looked decidedly well-worn, and well…. familiar. apparently dick’s old clothes were passed down with the robin mantle. “ it’s actually a little big. “ he goads, nowing full well he’s lying. if he were to stretch even slightly or flex his arm for even a minute he’s sure the stitching would split. but he likes his clothes tight — something about spending 90% of his time in body spandex will do that to a guy. 

“Don’t test me, circus boy.“ And it’s surely a hilarious scene, tiny steph threatening dick grayson, a man twice her size with one angry look and a pointy finger. Eyes fall to the shirt she is wearing and shrugs. “Well, Tim gave it to me. I HAVE PERMISSION.” They were dating. Sort of, who knows at this point, but there was written permission. “So I’m no hypocrite.” Keep telling yourself that, Steph. 

A defeated sigh escapes her lips, baby blues closing for a split second as if to saying goodbye mentally to her shirt. “I will have my revenge, bird boy.” And her tone is everything but threatening; Stephanie had spend time with Bruce enough to get the look right but the tone? She fails miserably.  “I’m telling Barbara.” OG Batgirl could definitively have a say on this, even if surely she would laugh at Stephanie’s eagerness to fight on this case for a silly shirt. “Betrayal. Robins don’t steal from each other.”

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*: ･ﾟ✧   marvel’s inhumans season one episode one. ; accepting ;  boywhelmed

THERE IS A PAUSE. she is doing all the best in her power to not break out into tears, this was a mess. A mess she got herself in way before her life of crime fighting, eyes look up at her elder and sighs, hands crossing over her flat belly. So far, in a few months   this would be a mess. “I don’t what else to talk about. I was stupid. It was before Tim.” weeks before but still, she never realized it would lead to this. how unlucky she was that her first time would be enough?

 “Dean knows. My mom found the test and told him and he just left, didn’t even talked to me.” And she takes the hint, he wanted nothing to do with this. “I have to tell Tim but I don’t know how. I don’t know how he would react.” and that would be her biggest fear now, she found one decent guy, cute and charming, perhaps a little geeky but nice and now she could loose him over this. a hand on her temple, she leans over almost instantly into dick’s shoulder. she doesn’t cry, because she had done that already, but she does shake and sighs.

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me, roleplaying: times? what are those

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batboys expressiosn when steph tells them her robin was jason.

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lazarushe‌: Jay.

“ b might not , but alfred will , for sure. “ there’s a smirk , a brow raising. “ i’m you’re only hope ? jesus , steph. i’ll try my best. “

“well, how does one pay for silence to a butler?“ and there is a gentle slap of her hand by his shoulder and rolls her eyes. “don’t get cocky with me, todd, it ain’t pretty.” and then a short pause as she sighs. “but please, help me.”

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just think the chaotic pairing that would be stephanie and peter parker

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boywhelmed‌: Shirt-Stealer.

                 it’s a sunday. which should be in and of itself an excuse to do jackshit, but dick’s gonna go ahead and redeem his 2-weeks-without-a-break club card anyway. Considering he hadn’t planned on passing out from exhaustion in the batcave, he didn’t have any clothes. and frankly, even if he had brought clothes he probably wouldn’t have cared anyways because the shirt he found in the dryer was just the right shade of blue and still kinda warm. And in this house, it’s all about the aesthetic.   The pants he found pooled around his ankles and were decidedly either jason’s or bruce’s, and had alfred known he’d gone poking in the clean clothes pile before they’d been folded he would have been kicked out for sure.                So he made the escape back up to his room, passing Steph along the way. He was just about to ask if he’d like to join her in his thrilling ‘new girl’ rewatch when she looked at him like he’d just pantsed alfred or renounced the name of justice.           oh, right, the shirt.                          “ it’s comfy ! “ and all of dick’s shirts that he left here have mysteriously gone missing so he’s really just paying it forward. or back. true sibling culture was knowing that anarchy was the only respectable law in-house.                            “ maybe we just happen to have the same shirt “

“YES, it is, i know because it’s MY SHIRT.“ and she is acting as if he just murdered someone before her , blue eyes squinting at the pure betrayal she is seeing now. He was stretching her shirt and she is sure it would be so loose once she gets it back. Not that she minds, she is all about wearing baggy shirts. “You could’ve asked. Honestly, you boys.” She might have to ask Alfred to keep her clothes away when washing everything together. This is her fault for sure, for leaving clothes around as if she actually lived in the mansion. 

She slaps his shoulder with one hand as she sighs. “I demand one of your shirts as compensation.” And then she looks down at Tim’s, how was tiny Tim big enough for this shirt to be loose was beyond her. “You can’t go around stealing girls’ clothes. Not very gentleman like, dick.” and she folds her arms, judging look spread through her expression.  “how do you even fit, anyway? this is nonsense.”

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lazarushe‌: Jay.

“ looks like a broken ten thousand buck vase , is it what it looks like , steph. “

“    do you think someone will notice if I got a fake ten bucks one instead?“ oh man, she is in some big trouble. “you got to help me, jason. you’re my only hope.”

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SENTENCE STARTERS | MURDER MYSTERY ( 2019 )

feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name. 

❝ You know I’ll lie for you anytime. I’ll cover up dead bodies for you. ❞ ❝ At some point, you have to realise you have hit your ceiling and just give up. ❞ ❝ I can’t remember the last time you did anything even remotely romantic. ❞ ❝ Is that your name? It sounds like it fell out of a mystery novel! ❞ ❝ With a name like that, you have to be a bad guy. ❞ ❝ I’m English. I’m a glutton for social masochism. ❞ ❝ I’m just trying to understand why you are turning down the opportunity of a lifetime. ❞ ❝ When is the next time you and I are gonna be able to get on a yacht?! ❞ ❝ It’s only noon, darling. Of course I’m drunk! ❞ ❝ You’re allergic to rich people now? ❞ ❝ Look at you. Why are you torturing yourself like that? ❞ ❝ All women are actresses, dear. I’m just clever enough to get paid for it. ❞ ❝ How do you just come out looking that beautiful? ❞ ❝ Was I supposed to bring a gun? ❞ ❝ I can’t tell you how much it warms my heart that you have made this trip here. ❞ ❝ You always seem to find a way to keep me on my toes. ❞ ❝ All I ever wanted was a son and here you are. ❞ ❝ Perhaps now, you will finally be able to make something of yourself. ❞ ❝ What happened?! I heard a scream! ❞ ❝ You’re wonderful. You look simply extravagant tonight! ❞ ❝ You are the love of my life. ❞ ❝ You wish for me to believe you are innocent, however, I do not believe liars. ❞ ❝ This isn’t one of your books, sweetheart. There’s a real killer on the loose. ❞ ❝ You’re rich, you’re charming, you smell great. What’s there not to be jealous of? ❞ ❝ I’ll stop questioning everything you do when everything you do stops being questionable. ❞ ❝ I cannot keep your secrets anymore. ❞   ❝ I-I’m gonna drink you like a milkshake without a straw!!! ❞ ❝ I hope you’ve got insurance on those strings because I’m gonna bust this bed up! ❞ ❝ Oh my God, you’re much stronger than you look! ❞ ❝ You look so good for your age. Your skin is beautiful! ❞ ❝ I just happen to be around a lot of people that die! I don’t murder. ❞ ❝ Latin baby! Still the international language! ❞ ❝ One murderer always double crosses the other! It’s just a cliche of the genre! ❞ ❝ Oh babe, you’re the worst shot I’ve ever seen. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t trying to hit him. Those were warning shots, honey! ❞ ❝ Have you got tires on your feet? Good god, you’re fast! ❞ ❝ It’s amazing how pretty you are when you’re– I’m sorry! ❞ ❝ This is a big house…This is what they call “rich people shit”… ❞   ❝ Let’s turn ourselves in. It’s better than getting shot, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ You stole that tux you’re wearing off of a dead body!? ❞ ❝ If there’s nothing else, I’d like to start spending my money now. ❞ ❝ Why on Earth would you put a hat on a freshly styled head of hair? ❞ ❝ Thank you for stepping in to try to stop the murderer. That was so brave! ❞ ❝ Yes! Look at how nice you handle this driving thing! ❞ ❝ Do you have ANY idea how gorgeous you look!? ❞ ❝ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COOL YOU ARE!? ❞ ❝ You are as brilliant as you are beautiful. ❞ ❝ So, um…what did you get me for our anniversary? ❞ ❝ I have to tell you, I think this entire experience was pretty great. Outside of the murders, that is. ❞ ❝ You should have never come here! You should have just stayed home. ❞ ❝ All I’m saying is, when the engine sounds like your sister’s voice, you gotta switch gears. ❞ ❝ This is incredible! This is a fantasy for everybody! ❞ ❝ Don’t you even think about it or I will shoot your dick off. ❞ ❝ I don’t know how you do things where you’re from, but here, you need evidence to make an arrest. ❞