Pirate-Banana

[slutdge]

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[tonyzaret]

What the Left fails to understand is that I don’t WANT to finish my green beans before I get my choccy bar

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[not100bees]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[anxeious]

[obscuretobyfox]

the obscuretobyfox discord is currently discussing what will happen in Chapter 6 and I think we just solved it

[nyancrimew]

I got banned from your discord server cus I offered to teach someone to make an explosive.

yeah you were. what did you think would happen

[queer-as-city-folk]

Karl Marx's name is unironically really funny when you remember that the German currency was marks, so it'd be like if communism was made by a guy named John Dollar

[mint-swirl]

[librarycards]

just got kicked out of the omelas DEI office for asking why there are no former torture kids on the board

[librarycards]

they told me they had a "lived experience" subcommittee but it was just the torture kids' parents. tf.

[ankle-beez]

sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far

[wordfather]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[tvguts]

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

[prokopetz]

i know it may annoy you, but it feels like "No, [work] is not an example of this" has ascended and become part of the "formula" for your game idea posts... the nonexamples do a lot to flesh out what your idea is/isn't!

I am going to shut down this blog and replace it with an AI chatbot trained to talk exclusively about oranges.

[mxtix]

and there will be people talking about apples in the notes of every post