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[stephydoll28]

When you’re so used to being treated like you’re not good enough or ignored and someone is actually willing to put forth some effort for you and you don’t know how to handle it or what to do so you panic and be awkward.

[stalock]

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

[stalock]

men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling

[stalock]

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

[stalock]

UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@camobighairnboots

[stephydoll28]

Yep... this is a requirement. If you can’t do this, we can’t go out. Sorry bro 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[ruby-white-rabbit]

For those of you who are unaware of what the 4th of July sounds like to those Americans indoors and why it triggers PTSD...

[justrandomshitsstuff]

Thanks to @puckingsassyjools, I have now found my favorite wikipedia article ever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_hockey_nicknames

To highlight a few of the best:

Bobrovsky’s nickname is just his name, but LOUD

“Squidney”

How many hockey players are we gonna call dad/daddy?

so many

“injured”

Johnny Hockey is now a registered trademark (I really hope they say TM out loud)

wow rude

“Mack, stylized as MacK, released a new record yesterday…”

“Knees breathin’ heavy”?????

and they spelled Corndog McTwinkletoes wrong

“Yeast Infection”

I honestly can’t pick a favorite

these are honestly getting out of hand

“WIFEY”

“Justin Bieber of Hockey”

“Captain Serious”

and finally

the best

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@camobighairnboots

[stephydoll28]

Just gotta say they are missing sooo many on this list hahahaha but I love this

[justrandomshitsstuff]

everybody should add their faves!!!!

[stephydoll28]

YASSS!!! EVERYONE DO THE THINGS!!!!

[justrandomshitsstuff]

Thanks to @puckingsassyjools, I have now found my favorite wikipedia article ever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_hockey_nicknames

To highlight a few of the best:

Bobrovsky’s nickname is just his name, but LOUD

“Squidney”

How many hockey players are we gonna call dad/daddy?

so many

“injured”

Johnny Hockey is now a registered trademark (I really hope they say TM out loud)

wow rude

“Mack, stylized as MacK, released a new record yesterday…”

“Knees breathin’ heavy”?????

and they spelled Corndog McTwinkletoes wrong

“Yeast Infection”

I honestly can’t pick a favorite

these are honestly getting out of hand

“WIFEY”

“Justin Bieber of Hockey”

“Captain Serious”

and finally

the best

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@camobighairnboots

[stephydoll28]

Just gotta say they are missing sooo many on this list hahahaha but I love this

[hopelessartgeek]

This was a commision for @taterpie who wanted a stucky hockey au <3

BONUS slightly NSFW version under the cut

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To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

[butneverstoptrying]

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age. Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

[bloodbornekart]

hey uh also @ seniors dont fucking date freshmen, dont make advances towards freshmen, just leave freshmen alone

[aw1998monsters]

me: does a face mask, buys stuff, pretends like i don’t have moderate to severe depression and an overwhelming sense of emptiness in life 😎

[berenshand]

some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

[marvellegends]

Deadpool 2 (2018)

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[forpuckssakepodcast]

change our minds…

[stephydoll28]

Hahaha

[sunflowercourtesan-deactivated2]

Reblog if you want anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

[horansqueen]

Celebrities, other tumblr users, anyone..

[aprlswrld]

🧡

[fatedjacks-deactivated20211217]

Let’s do it.

[stephydoll28]

Progress pic photo bombs... @hailey__taylor #planetfitness #getfitordietrying #smokeshow #notyet #soon #fitness #progress #changes #worthit #effyourbeautystandards #postworkout #fatgirl #notforlong #fitnessjourney #lifestylechange (at Planet Fitness)

[demdimpleskhudobin-deactivated2]

Watching hockey is like 50% cursing and 50% weird sounds that only come out because you’re too shocked to curse 

[keybladesoras]

Incredibles/Incredibles 2

[glittersinnertoons]

Holy fuck she knew

[marauders4evr]

Wait…wait a minute, wait a minute, I just realized something!!!

What if she did know?

Think about it, Helen goes in to talk to Edna but Edna has already prepared a series of supersuits that are perfectly designed for every situation she and the kids are going to be in. And for some reason, we’ve all just accepted that, yeah, she’s Edna Mode, she would know these things, she’s just like that.

But what if we’ve all been missing something right in front of us?

We know Edna has affiliations with the government agency and has obviously been making suits for decades. Do you think the government is just going to get a random fashion designer to make these suits? Absolutely not.

They’re going to get a Super.

What if Edna is a Super with the power of future-vision? 

That’s how she knows exactly what suit to make, that’s how she knows that the kids are going to be in danger, that’s how she’s so aware of everything going on around her and catches everyone off guard.

She never looks back; she looks forward.

(Sorry for hijacking your post, OP.)

[kairaloi-and-more-deactivated20]

which is why the whole cape thing hit so hard. she didnt see it coming

[starrose17]

I love the idea of a Super whose power is to amazingly see into the future and she just uses it for fashion design.

[annaloveloki]

A true fan isn’t determined by how long you’ve been following the team. It’s determined by if you’re still watching and supporting when they’re losing.