Sterek Quotes

Various quotes from Sterek (and Hobrien) fanfictions and from the show itself. Run by Seb, Ingrid and Vero, please submit quotes, recs or whatever, and tell us if you want to be a member :) May contain explicit content, consider yourself warned.

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Stiles was best friends with Scott and Greenberg's puppy eyes had nothing on that. Greenberg had once asked Scott how to effectively use puppy eyes, which had been a horrible experience for all of them because Scott, as it turned out, had about eighteen tips on how to effectively appear innocent and needy. Stiles had been under the impression for years that Scott had no idea what a manipulative little shit he was. Years. Years in which Scott could have been teaching him the tricks of the trade like Mr. Miyagi to The Karate Kid, Obi-Wan to his Anakin, Uncle Iroh to Zuko. Scott was the devil.

[Sleep]Walking After You by relenafanel (part of the [S]Way With Me series)

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Derek patted his shirt pocket and frowned. He reached into a desk drawer and pulled out a pair of thick-framed black plastic glasses. No. This was a mistake, a hallucination. There were limits to what any teenager with a raging libido could take, and Stiles absolutely could not handle it if Derek put on those- and Derek put on the glasses. Stiles was fairly certain he actually whimpered a little bit, if the judgmental look Lydia sent him was any indication.

Tactical Retreat by wallmeetsfloor (part of the Teacher Thing series)

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Derek didn’t look like he owed Stiles anything. In fact, Stiles was under the impression that if he was on fire, Derek wouldn’t spare the time of day to run over to the side wall behind the cash and grab the fire extinguisher so he could put Stiles out. Stiles didn’t entirely blame him because that sounded like a lot of work, but he certainly didn’t want to get peed on, Jesus Fucking Christ. He had some kinks, but a golden shower wasn’t one of them.

[Sleep]Walking After You by relenafanel (part of the [S]Way With Me series)

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“This isn’t a fairy tale,” she grumbles, but her shoulders relax and she uncurls just a little bit. “Werewolves,” he reminds her, and she makes a face. “I could believe a lot of things now, fairy tales do not even make the list of weird.”

Once Upon a Time by lady_ragnell (podfic)

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As he groped beneath his bed, hand locating a bottle of lube and a sock (this was not that kind of nocturnal visit) (he was 85% sure) Stiles attempted to use his wits: “Is this about what I said in the elevator? Or the way I watch your ass in the park? It’s not worth killing me. I didn’t mean anything by it, I never would have acted on... Oh my god, this is a terrible reason to die.”

[Sleep]Walking After You by relenafanel (part of the [S]Way With Me series)

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Derek sighs, trying to grasp what patience he has left. Honestly, is the kid ever going to notice when *not* to talk? ...That was a very stupid question.

Actual Moment Ruiner Stiles Stilinski by yauksiei

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Technically, the park was the first time Stiles saw Derek Hale, but there was a huge difference between admiring someone’s everything while out jogging in Central Park and waking up to them looming over you in your sleep.

[Sleep]Walking After You by relenafanel (part of the [S]Way With Me series)

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There’s even Allison to be the woodcutter who saves Little Red. She’s the one who shot the arrow that took out the Big Bad Wolf (well, the first time, anyway, because if Stiles’s life is a fairy tale, it’s definitely not the Disney kind), and she’s the one who keeps saving Scott and keeping him human, no matter how many times they break up and get back together. She’s probably the closest thing to happily ever after Scott’s going to get. So yeah, Stiles isn’t Little Red Riding Hood no matter what anybody says. He’s not sure what he is, but that’s not his story.

Once Upon a Time by lady_ragnell (podfic)

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He was still panting, breath harsh and with a slight metallic rawness as he tried to force air into his poor abused lungs, when Godly Jogger came into sight. Stiles had seen Godly Jogger a few times at a distance, and admired his stride, the smoothness of shifting muscles and strength at a speed Stiles himself could only maintain for about the first mile before collapsing into a bag of bones and sweat oozing out of a red hoodie sack. Godly Jogger was like... words could not describe his epic hotness. Stiles knew, because unfortunately Stiles had a bad habit of veering off his path so he could follow Godly Jogger over and under Central Park landmarks until it either became weird for one bro to be chasing another bro, or Stiles had to stop unless he really did die. Godly Jogger’s ass didn’t need a marble statue to commemorate it because his ass had already been chiselled in marble in the Parthenon or whatever.

[Sleep]Walking After You by relenafanel (part of the [S]Way With Me series)

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"Dude, the only difference between you and me is that you have the maturity of an old Asian monk—"

Stiles to Derek

How to Date Your Best Friend’s Brother (part of the How to Date Your Best Friend’s Brother series) by veterization

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"Are you sure you're old enough to drive?" Derek asks, and wow, Stiles has never felt so much like he's advocating pedophilia in his life. He frowns hard and gets to his feet.

How to Date Your Best Friend’s Brother (part of the How to Date Your Best Friend’s Brother series) by veterization

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A few months ago he was still stuck in daydreams of taking Lydia to prom and making out with her behind the bleachers, and now all he can think of is ripping the shirt off of Derek's chest and biting his nipple a few times. He wonders if maybe now is the time to indulge in an existential crisis about his blossoming homosexual tendencies.

How to Date Your Best Friend's Brother (part of the How to Date Your Best Friend's Brother series) by veterization

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SS: IT'S OUR FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL TODAY. REAL HIGHSCHOOL WITHOUT NUNS AND CANES!!! SH: Dude, the nuns never used canes on us, stop saying that to people to freak them out. The worst Sister Flannigan ever did to you was take away your cola popsicle at lunch that one time. SS: I REALLY LIKE COLA POPSICLES.

Rabbiting On by Circe6

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“Where are you guys, anyway?” Stiles asks then, then because he’s really hoping they didn’t go out in the school parking lot or something to draw magic salt spirals and perform some kind of witchery, but frankly he would not be surprised. “Derek’s house,” says Allison. “Sorry, Derek, it was the best place.” “Derek is back in his spiral now and can’t come out to play,” Stiles says, and Derek makes a face at him. Stiles just makes one back, and Derek rolls his eyes. It’s good to know that on the brink of a potentially life-changing event, they’re still completely immature.

His Password Is Also Derek by teromain

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Stiles is so exhausted he can barely see straight. Derek's house, and bedroom especially, has been a source of endless curiosity to him for years, but Stiles doesn't give the white walls and sparse, monochromatic furniture a second glance as he makes a beeline straight for the modestly-sized bed, covered in a thick black blanket. It feels so good to be out of the spacesuit and regain full mobility of his head. He presses his face into Derek's pillows and squirms around like a cat. The air is permeated with the scent of Derek (his aftershave?) and it makes Stiles want to wallow in it. "Stiles," says Isaac. Stiles flops onto his back to look at him. Isaac dumps a folded-up blanket on him. "Want anything else?" "Hot towel and a blow job?" Stiles suggests. "Do I look like I have a death wish to you?" Isaac says, leaving the room just as Derek enters. Stiles forgets about him instantly.

In Other Words, Baby, Kiss Me by primroseshows

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“How come you’re not dancing?” Stiles startles at the sound of Derek’s familiar voice. It sounds more like an accusation than a question, but just the same, he sits up, puts his fedora back on, and turns. A lesser man might’ve stuttered over Derek Hale in a suit, but he’s Stiles Stilinski. (Okay, so his brain may malfunction for a second. I mean, c’mon, it’s DEREK HALE in a suit. Does he even own a suit? Where did he get the suit? Did Boyd and Isaac take him shopping? Where did it come from? Really, these are things Stiles wants to know.) “Waiting on you, dollface,” Stiles answers with a jaunty, exaggerated wink.

One and Only - A Sterek Prom AU by hez_writes

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"How many times have you insulted me with this mouth of yours?" Derek asks roughly. "Fewer times than you deserve," Stiles shoots back automatically. Oh god, his brain, why. But Derek only grins, and it's nothing but a dark promise. "I'll have to try harder, then." "To be more of an ass? Good luck." "I'm sure you'll inspire me," Derek deadpans. Then he hesitates a moment, as if backtracking in his head. "You don't take it personally, do you? Some of the stuff I say isn't—" his expression contorts. Stiles jumps in, "Are you nuts? Like the stuff I say to you is any better. Also, are you really going to start this conversation when we're both naked in my bed? I took off my Batman undies for you."

In Other Words, Baby, Kiss Me by primroseshows