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[hyeonsmh]

I don’t understand how people can be so clumsy with their phones. At least three people dropped them into their food today and even one in their glass.

[sterling-koons-blog]

They’re dipshits. That simple. 

[notmichaelphelps-fck-blog]

Pats down his pockets for the third time, a look of desperation on his eyes as he mumbles to himself. “Where are they… I can’t find them.” 

[sterling-koons-blog]

Uh... Are you okay?

[beaumontsinclair]

I swear I thought I saw Paul McCartney walking in the grocery store near the deli.

[sterling-koons-blog]

Were you high as fuck?

[esmerose-js]

Wait like students, or people you previously went to school with?

[sterling-koons-blog]

Both... ugh.

[sterling-koons-blog]

People from high school are trying to add me on Facebook. I do not approve. 

[littlestprior-raven-deactivated]

You know, this s’mores frappuccino is surprisingly good.

[sterling-koons-blog]

Coffee is life. Especially fruffy flavored coffee.

[kaden-stronger-blog]

I don’t understand where the threesome comes into play.

[sterling-koons-blog]

I’ve already told you too much, bro.

[kaden-stronger-blog]

What the fuck happened?

[sterling-koons-blog]

I cheated on my girlfriend... Well, ex-girlfriend. Not that she fucking knows that. And.. a whole bunch of other shit that went along with it. It’s just not something I like to remember. 

[kaden-stronger-blog]

You’re really missing out dude.

[sterling-koons-blog]

I have been severely scared from my first sexual experience. I’m good, really. 

[kaden-stronger-blog]

There’s your problem, you’ve only had one.

[sterling-koons-blog]

One’s good enough for me, to be honest. But you do you.

[kaden-stronger-blog]

I’ve had some pretty good threesomes in my day.

[sterling-koons-blog]

Good for you, man. Mine was terrible. 

[kaden-stronger-blog]

I’m not sure if I should go over and yell at my neighbors for fucking so loud, or just join them.

[sterling-koons-blog]

I’d tell them to can it. Threesomes are repulsive. 

[thelegendofzeldafoster-deactiva]

I have, like, no friends. Holy fuck.

[sterling-koons-blog]

Join marching band. You’ll get a shit ton of friends.

[jayceebtw-blog]

Okay, so I know it’s like bad and all but I’d really like to know what it’s like to get high before this summer’s out. I mean, shotgunning looks so hot and I figured hey, I’ve had a pretty shitty start to the summer so I’ve earned it.

[sterling-koons-blog]

Drugs and minors seem to be a popular theme in 2015. 

[dominic-prior]

I’m still in shock that I actually graduated.

[sterling-koons-blog]

You’ve achieved more than I ever have. Good job, kid. 

[littlestprior-raven-deactivated]

I really just want some silence for like, five minutes.

[sterling-koons-blog]

Then hush, my child. 

[notmichaelphelps-fck-blog]

It looks like a summer storm is rolling in for sure.

[sterling-koons-blog]

That’s good. Rain is pretty calming.