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Archer's childhood

*Was raised by woodhouse until five years old

*he would have night mares and instead of comforting him, his mother would laugh at him along with her current lover

*was in boarding schools for 15 years. 6 different schools.

*had no friends growing up.

*his mother made him believe his father was a military hero who passed away

*his mother would make him gamble for his halloween candy then proceeded to allow him to drink alcohol

*was horribly bullied to the point he was unable to play lacrosse one year because of pneumonia from a vicious swirlie, remembering how one of the bullies threaten to kill him before busting his nose

*his mother showed her dog more love than she ever did him, even going as far as to give him the code name Douchess after her pet

*when he turned six his mother wasn’t around to celebrate it and woodhouse was passed out from using heroin

*got shot at 18 which took away his college scholarship

I’m sure I missed something

#// file : about.#// protect .... him.

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#tag yourself i’m lana

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@wasntallbad / @eteriavernakis

#tbt.#// i love them sm #// where are my fellow archer rpers ??

STARTER CALL !

#tbt.#// kinda a permanent one bc ......... i don't expect archer to see much action lmao

i love them dsafashhhh

#tbt.#// honestly their relationship is the best

acadiian·:

“Name me something that eats meat and has the luxury of not needing to hunt for it - they’re animals! It isn’t like they’re holding grudges, they’re either hungry or trying to protect something.” The sound doesn’t escape her notice, but his reaction is more noteworthy. Approximately zero energy is expended on veiling her stare, though she takes enough pity to move herself between him and the direction of the noise.

“That could be dozens of things, and you need to breathe a minute. Nothing here’s going to eat you. You ended up real deep in a swamp for someone this jumpy in a swamp.”

‘ what is this JEOPARDY ?? ’ he snaps. ‘ well next question’s for you CUT RATE STEVIE NICKS name me something that grows up to 800 shitting POUNDS but still manages to move at 32 kilometers per hour ?? ’

he’s not worried about dozens of things , just two ... alligators and crocodiles ... and brain aneurysms. three. he’s close to busting out his “ on land ” facts. but at her last statement he actually pauses , considers. ‘ well i’m usually drunker by now. ’ he realizes aloud.

‘ i don’t suppose you’ve got the makings of a BLOODY MARY on you ? LONG ISLAND ? i gotta be able to get a HURRICANE around here at least. ’ he’s in new orleans dammit. ‘ i’d even accept an inferior mixer. ’ desperate times.

#acadiian #// i love them already

acadiian·:

“You wanna get that gun confiscated? Because that’s where we’re headed.” It’s not as outright threatening as she would ordinarily be at this particular kind of threat, but a far cry from forgiving.

“Little presumptuous to assume they’d bother you, anyway. I know alligators, and if one’s that close you did something to start it. Just don’t go around pissin’ things off and you’re golden.”

she can sound more threatening than he expected , damn misty ! stubborn scowl remains none the less. ‘ well last time i checked they aren’t the most ZEN bunch , misty ! and personally i would rather not know what it feels like to be shit out of a _____ ’ a sneaky little creek & swish. the agent stiffens into a defensive stance , alarmed eyes blowing WIDE.

‘ holy shit ____ what was that ?? ’ sterling hisses.

#acadiian #// misty : does something badass #// archer: jesus misty #// i mean i imagine he just learned her name a minute ago but he's gonna use it gratuitously #// *tiny noise*#// archer: this is the end

@acadiian gets a thing !

‘ look , i’m just saying if an alligator and or crocodile gets all up in my face i am SHOOTING it right between the beady man-eat-y eyes . ’

#acadiian #// his only fan u get a thing ok !!#// isis mission and or partying too hard has landed archie boy in the swamp mayhaps ??#// no matter the context pls know he is terrified

‘ pray for me now and at the hour of my death , which will

hopefully be soon . ’

DASH ONLY / SIDEBLOG & SELECTIVE STERLING ARCHER FROM FX’S ARCHER ! BY K !

#archer rp #animated rp #indie rp #archer roleplay #// idk how the fuck to tag this but on the up side it probably isn't gonna show up in the tags anyway lmfao

i was making icons and i just .... love them sm

#ooc.#// file : lana

GUIDELINES !

i only rp with people 18+

this is a SIDEBLOG , my main blog is @tenebroustm , i will follow from there / send asks from there etc !

i don’t write smut here on tumblr

but a general and BIG trigger warning , archer / this blog will likely heavily feature things like ____ alcohol , guns , violence , drugs , sex , objectification , generally .... shit morals ????

no godmodding & the likes

i am SLOW and have way too many other muses

#g.#// file : ooc

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