Made of Sterner Stuff

Wherin a grown adult arses around with Transformers and Lego

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"War. It's faaaaantastic."

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The complete Monkey (and other associated beasts) May-nia, part 3

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The complete Monkey (and other associated beasts) May-nia, part 2.

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The complete Monkey (and other associated beasts) May-nia, part 1.

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Jet, mostly un-rammed.

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It's June, it's Pride Month! It's also... June-eration 2?

That's right, for the entirety of June post your most garish, neon G2 or G2-adjacent bots with the tag #june-eration 2! I want to see your bestest robots!

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Such as...

Dancing the same dance for ten years straight.

This is easily my favourite Optimus colour scheme, and the mould is a corker too... just a bit on the small side, sadly. As for Megatron, I actually prefer it with the fusion cannon on his arm. It's a good mix of old and new.

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It's June, it's Pride Month! It's also... June-eration 2?

That's right, for the entirety of June post your most garish, neon G2 or G2-adjacent bots with the tag #june-eration 2! I want to see your bestest robots!

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"What's with the new look?"

"Wazzzzpinator izz into Nu Metal now! Wazzzzpinator hazz been reinvented!"

"Oh."

"Want to know Wazzzzpinator's favourite band?"

"Not re-"

"LIMP BIZZZKIT!"

"..."

"No, you fuck off."

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WAZZZZZPINATOR WANTZZZZ GOTH CHICKZZZZZZZ <3

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Boy do I have the girl for him then!

Using Antagony's Earth Wars design here because I think it's probably her best look and isn't just a human woman with robot bug bits or just goth girl Inferno.

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<3 CHERISH THE SESSY GOTH ANT <3

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My ideal version of her would go all in on the Transmetal thing that Inferno never got so she gets to have the drills on her arms like Inferno's transmetal toy.

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Oooooooo that would be hella cool :D

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Argh, don't go tempting me to get Antagony! And with tfn coming up! Tempting jezebels you are!

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It ends. Not with a bang, but with a giant gorilla-man shooting lasers out of his nipples.

Say farewell to Monkey (and other associated beasts) May-nia, everyone. It has been quite the journey...

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"What's with the new look?"

"Wazzzzpinator izz into Nu Metal now! Wazzzzpinator hazz been reinvented!"

"Oh."

"Want to know Wazzzzpinator's favourite band?"

"Not re-"

"LIMP BIZZZKIT!"

"..."

"No, you fuck off."

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The full set: Famine, Pestilence, War and Death.

For those not in the know, these are four Beast Wars moulds that got redecos in the last days of Armada, c. 2003. Then writer Simon Furman decided to make them the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

In the comics they even had fire-breathing robot horses, which seems a little much considering they turn into animals and three of them can fly anyway.

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🎵A place! Where nobody dared to go!

The love that we came to know!

They called it Xanaduuuuuu!🎵

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Death becomes her.

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Anyway, here's wonder-War.

Thanks be to Don Figueroa for interpreting the otherwise daft horn accessory as a pistol with a huge magazine. I mean, it's still daft, but better than having to just carry a horn around.

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Pestilence. Wash your hands thoroughly, wear a facemask when required, consult your doctor if symptoms persist

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The UK today.