Fat fuck says dumb things

A blog dedicated to chronicling the majesty that is the steve machine, a 23 year old kissless virgin.

[stevcamelthings]

If you want to win in a fight, shit on them or throw up on them. I know my shit

No seriously this fat fuck is insane.

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Wow, way to copy minecraft.

Captain the steve on farming in video games existing.

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I guess that's the whore's reward, having sex 24/7

Captain the Steve on porn stars and prolapsed anuses

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I can call you fat, i'm fat. It's like being able to say nigger

Captain the steve. Why

[stevcamelthings]

My mom said if I ever try beating my sister she will call the cops, fucking feminist.

Steve before ranting about how his mother probably enjoyed the scum manifesto in secret.

[stevcamelthings]

No, it doesn't matter if its her body. Lip piercings are fucking disgusting and for whores and it's selfish.

Captain the Steve arguing about his at the time girlfriend being bad for wanting a piercing.

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So what if you could have lost your virginity? I could have just paid a hooker at fort mack, you're not better than me!

The steve machine showing distress and confusion of the idea of somebody not having sex at any opportunity.

[stevcamelthings]

A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

Some fat kissless virgin.

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No, it doesn't matter if I haven't played skyward sword. I can tell that it has the best combat in the series

Captain the Steve when faced with people with differing opinions