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I love this charming scoundrel
the situation
(i’m the situation)
in december my dog died. then one of the cats died. then i was out of work for the whole winter holiday season, which i was still fretting over well into january.
so january was just continuing weirdness.
grandma died in february.
i had a friend visiting from out of state at the end of february and beginning of march, and that was great, but then she went home and suddenly there was a pandemic.
guess who has an autoimmune disorder?
THIS BITCH!
(also i think i got laid off from what was my most consistent contract?)
so i’ve just been, like, consistently internally screaming since december, to explain why my activity’s been like
@akingoftragedy asked: ❛ Everyone is guilty of something. ❜
The 100 sentence starters | Accepting
“Some of us more than others,” Ardyn agrees mildly, before he falls quiet, eyeing Regis contemplatively.
“If you’ll humor me,” he begins after a moment, tipping his head to the side and linking his hands together behind his back, “where on that scale would someone fall for, oh, let’s say, sending his only child to slaughter without a lick of warning or preparation?”
* ( THE 100 / SENTENCE PROMPTS.
These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.
❛ You can do this. ❜
❛ You have to fight. ❜
❛ Tell me it was worth it. ❜
❛ I should have killed you first. ❜
❛ I’m proud of you. ❜
❛ Hey, you’re okay. ❜
❛ How long have I been asleep? ❜
❛ What do you want me to say? ❜
❛ We can let the bad things that happened to us define who we are. Or we can define who we are. ❜
❛ We can’t do this forever. ❜
❛ You’re a fighter. Now get up and fight! ❜
❛ What else of mine have you stolen? ❜
❛ I can’t do this on my own. ❜
❛ I love you more than I ever thought I could love anyone. ❜
❛ An innocent man is dead because of you. ❜
❛ You call this doing better? Giving up isn’t better. ❜
❛ I am not telling you anything. ❜
❛ What the hell are you doing? ❜
❛ I never meant for you to get hurt, but no matter what I do, someone always does. ❜
❛ I’m not leaving my friends! ❜
❛ I have to do this, and you have to let me. ❜
❛ If you do this, there is no coming back. ❜
❛ You can’t save someone who’s already dead. ❜
❛ Your secret is safe with me. ❜
❛ I belong nowhere. ❜
❛ I may not hate you anymore. ❜
❛ I love you, you know that? ❜
❛ Whatever choice I make, someone always dies. ❜
❛ It felt good to be safe. I never felt that way before. ❜
❛ I am not worth dying for. ❜
❛ There are people worth saving. ❜
❛ If you’re gonna go out, might as well go out with a view. ❜
❛ Let me help you. ❜
❛ We’re not so different after all. ❜
❛ Darkness is all we have left. ❜
❛ You don’t get to decide who lives or dies. ❜
❛ I’ve never met a line I wouldn’t cross. ❜
❛ Everyone’s guilty of something. ❜
❛ There’s a darkness in you. ❜
❛ Sometimes hope is more important than truth. ❜
❛ You are a terrible influence. ❜
❛ You think we’ll ever be able to trust each other again? ❜
❛ I could use a break from keeping you alive. ❜
❛ Thank you. For keeping me alive. ❜
❛ You have a real gratitude problem, you know that? ❜
❛ Maybe there are no good guys. ❜
❛ You really are the angel of death, aren’t you? ❜
❛ Life is about more than just surviving. ❜
❛ Don’t be afraid. ❜
❛ I’m sorry. ❜
❛ I can’t do this! ❜
❛ This isn’t who you are. ❜
He’s proud of it, too.
@sxrtis asked: ❛ I heard you the first time. ❜
Game of Thrones sentence starters | Accepting
“Did you?” he wonders, feigning surprise. “How presumptuous of me, to assume that it was common courtesy to acknowledge you’d heard someone, if you didn’t want them to repeat it.”
@akingoftragedy asked: ❛ Why are you here? ❜
Game of Thrones sentence starters | Accepting
“Why are you here?” Ardyn returns pleasantly, expression mild. “Or any of us? Do we not all ask that question of the universe?”
He smiles, and for all that his teeth aren’t visible, he resembles a shark all the same. “Is it really so strange that I wish to see which way the dominoes fall in person, Your Majesty?”
@illunaris asked: ❛ I should have killed you! ❜ (from Ignis)
Game of Thrones sentence starters | Accepting
There’s a low rumble of laughter. “You say that as if you could,” he observes in a tone that seems to imply ‘how quaint,’ like a teacher watching a precocious student. “Though I suppose you did give it your very best effort.”
° ✧ GAME OF THRONES PROMPTS. PART I.
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SEASON ONE :
❛ Nine years! Why have I not seen you? ❜ ❛ Where the hell have you been? ❜ ❛ Would you please shut up! ❜ ❛ Take me to your crypt, I want to pay my respects. ❜ ❛ Surely, the dead can wait. ❜ ❛ Did I offend you? Sorry. ❜ ❛ What the hell do you know about being a bastard? ❜ ❛ I heard you the first time. ❜ ❛ It’s no mercy, letting a child linger in such pain. ❜ ❛ I just want to stand on top of the Wall and pissoff the edge of the world! ❜ ❛ Give me a good, clean death any day. ❜ ❛ What good will my sympathies do them? ❜ ❛ Your absence has already been noted. ❜ ❛ One word and I hit you again. ❜ ❛ I’ve half a mind to leave them all behind and keep moving. ❜ ❛ You’re too hard on yourself. You always have been. ❜ ❛ I swear, if I weren’t your king/queen, you’d have hit me already. ❜ ❛ Trust me, that’s not the worst thing. ❜ ❛ Tell me we’re not speaking of this. ❜ ❛ Oh, it’s unspeakable to you? ❜ ❛ Look at me and tell me what you see. ❜ ❛ You broke my nose, bastard! ❜ ❛ I wonder how long it’d take you to hit! ❜ ❛ They hate me because I'm better than they are! ❜ ❛ Glad to see you’re protecting the Throne. ❜ ❛ It must be strange for you, coming into this room. ❜ ❛ But you just stood there and watched. ❜ ❛ Is that what you tell yourself at night? ❜ ❛ How could you let this happen?! ❜ ❛ I received a slightly warmer welcome on my last visit. ❜ ❛ Do you remember anything about what happened? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ I have a gift for you. ❜ ❛ Will I really be able to ride? ❜ ❛ Is this some kind of trick? ❜ ❛ Piss on that! I wanna hit somebody! ❜ ❛ You do move quietly. ❜ ❛ You’re speaking of murdering a child. ❜ ❛ You will dishonor yourself forever if you do this. ❜ ❛ I felt something for you once, you know. ❜ ❛ Does that make you feel better, or worse? ❜ ❛ You wish to confess your crimes? ❜ ❛ My crimes and sins are beyond counting. ❜ ❛ I’m good at convincing others to do violence for me. ❜ ❛ What do you think you’re doing?! ❜ ❛ I have that right, same as you. ❜
SEASON TWO :
❛ We looked for you on the battlefield, but you were nowhere to be found! ❜ ❛ I…I’ve been here, ruling the kingdoms! ❜ ❛ I’m glad you’re not dead. ❜ ❛ Knowledge is power. ❜ ❛ Excuse the interruption. Carry on. ❜ ❛ It’s been a… remarkable journey! ❜ ❛ You brought this on yourself. ❜ ❛ I’ve done nothing. ❜ ❛ Do you understand we’re losing the war?! ❜ ❛ Disappeared? What, in a puff of smoke?! ❜ ❛ Must be hard for you- to be the disappointing child. ❜ ❛ Oh, I trust them with my life- just not with yours. ❜ ❛ Three victories don’t make you a conqueror. ❜ ❛ I won’t need a servant to do my beheading for me! ❜ ❛ I heard you suffered a terrible head wound. ❜ ❛ I am very good at keepingsecrets for my good friends. ❜ ❛ Who threatened you? ❜ ❛ I understand the way this game is played. ❜ ❛ I’ll have you thrown into the sea! ❜ ❛ I am a pirate- I’m an excellent pirate! ❜ ❛ That’s a promise that always comes true. ❜ ❛ You don’t know how persuasive I am. ❜ ❛ You’re the mosthonest smuggler I ever met. ❜ ❛ You have no need to see this. ❜ ❛ I believe we know how to pour our own wine. ❜ ❛ Maybe I’ll hire this cook of yours. ❜ ❛ I don’t listen to filth. ❜ ❛ I appreciate your loyalty. ❜ ❛ I’ll not have my honour questioned by an imp! ❜ ❛ I just wouldn’t feel safe with you lurking about. ❜ ❛ I command you to arrest this cutthroat! ❜ ❛ Do you hear me?! ❜ ❛ I think there’s more to ruling than that. ❜ ❛ There’s no bigger joke in the world than that. ❜ ❛ What about all the dreams you had that didn't come true? ❜ ❛ Your time with the wolves has made you weak. ❜ ❛ You gave me away if you remember. ❜ ❛ You gave me away like I was some dog you didn’t want anymore. ❜ ❛ You won’t get away with this. ❜ ❛ I’ve decided I don’t like riddles. ❜ ❛ You want to know what side my family fights on? ❜ ❛ You gonna tell me where you’re from? ❜ ❛ You can’t talk to me like that! ❜ ❛ That’s twice I’ve warned you. ❜ ❛ I don’t want you in my tent oneminute more than necessary. ❜ ❛ It would be my pleasure. ❜
SEASON THREE :
❛ You’re wearing the wrong color. ❜ ❛ When I’m free, will I be free to go? ❜ ❛ I'll be free to kill you. ❜ ❛ From now on, you’d better kneel every time I fart. ❜ ❛ You’re telling me you saw… one of them. ❜ ❛ Did I come to the right place? ❜ ❛ We’ll need to find you a new cloak. ❜ ❛ I need an army. ❜ ❛ It’s too beautiful of a day, to argue. ❜ ❛ I am wondering why you sent for me. ❜ ❛ Have you grown boredprotecting me? ❜ ❛ I’m sure you’ve filled your pockets. ❜ ❛ I don’t loan it out to friends as a favor. ❜ ❛ I don’t even know what I’m paying you now! ❜ ❛ Am I enjoying it? ❜ ❛ I heard how happy you were. ❜ ❛ I gave you real power and authority. ❜ ❛ You brought a whore into my bed. ❜ ❛ Why does everyone assume I want something? ❜ ❛ A little bloody gratitude would be a start. ❜ ❛ So tell me what you want. ❜ ❛ I want what is mine by right. ❜ ❛ The next whore I catch in your bed, I’ll hang. ❜ ❛ I’m not your enemy. ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen anything like it. ❜ ❛ Even the bravest men fear death. ❜ ❛ Tell the good master there is no need. ❜ ❛ Here, I’m done with you. ❜ ❛ How many do you have to sell? ❜ ❛ We don’t get to choose who we love. ❜ ❛ I only want to know what that means. ❜ ❛ Are you frightened, child? ❜ ❛ Tell us the truth. No harm will come to you. ❜ ❛ I have traitor’s blood. ❜ ❛ Please don’t make me say anymore. ❜ ❛ Please, don’t stop the wedding. ❜ ❛ That doesn’t mean they’re not worth helping. ❜ ❛ I have no doubtyou will prove equal to this challenge. ❜ ❛ This is the safest place in the city. ❜ ❛ Any advice for me, on my new position? ❜ ❛ How long will you be gone? ❜ ❛ You don’t have the strength. It would kill you. ❜ ❛ There is another way, a better way. ❜ ❛ The blood of my enemies, not the blood of innocents. ❜ ❛ What’re you doing, leading a mob of peasants? ❜ ❛ I should have killed you! ❜
so, grandma died
phone rang at 6:15 in the morning and my dad and my brother hadn’t even left for work yet. I knew what the call was gonna be.
no one needs to worry. I am fine. I’m not particularly sad. that sounds callous, but if I spoke to my grandparents twice in a calendar year, it was a good year. I am sad for my dad and my aunt and my uncle, but I myself am fine.
I feel…something, I guess. just not sure what it is.
❝ Who cares about where you were born? ❞
RINGBURDENED
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@akingoftragedy asked: “ you’ve long seen your downfall spelled out in another’s bones. ”
Shitty Horoscopes sentence starters | Accepting
“As have you,” Ardyn points out, voice low and mild. “Let’s not pretend that you aren’t fully aware of what this entire rigmarole is about, Your Majesty. Though, I admit,” he muses benignly, “you’ve had rather more grace about it. Like a lamb to the slaughter, your boy. Very well done.”
@fragmenthearted asked: " assholery is incurable, unfortunately. " (from Somnus)
Shitty Horoscopes sentence starters | Accepting
“Oh, is that your excuse?” Ardyn wonders brightly. Whether it’s to his credit or his detriment that he doesn’t even try to play innocent is a bit up in the air. “Here I simply assumed it was intentional.”
Why must I continue to suffer? Have I not already sacrificed enough? All I wanted was to be the savior of mankind
Guess who’s my new favourite FF villian, yup, Ardyn it is!
I finally got myself to play ff15 (late af I know), immediately fell in love with the game and ended up crying waterfalls at the end. I LOVE the chocobros (anyone hurt them I’ll stabbu) but the one character who caught my attention the most is Ardyn, especially after finishing the DLCs, episode Ardyn gave me so much feels and a deeper understanding for the character.
Update: Added a close-up for demonic Ardyn because I love it too much ;w;
rp sentence starters using lines from amrit brar’s series , shitty horoscopes part one ( 1 - 5 ) / part two ( 6 - 12 )
“ let the record show that they were ill-equipped to deal with you. ” “ you’ll be fertilizer regardless. ” “ might as well have interesting stories for the dirt. ” “ there is an exhaustion that comes with living. ” “ fear is the absence of understanding. ” “ horror is the act of understanding perfectly. ” “ your love will always be rooted deeper than any grave. ” “ you’ve long seen your downfall spelled out in another’s bones. ” “ the victor spoils, the loser learns. ” “ the body is rot waiting to happen. ” “ you will never have loved for nothing. ” “ quiet reflection is next to impossible. ” “ you inspire me to be better! a better ‘what’ is up for interpretation. ” “ we don’t know where you came from. ” “ we need you to go back. ” “ the dark doesn’t intend to hurt you. ” “ i lived better when i was ignorant of the sun, tucked away in your chest. ” “ and then there’s saying ‘fuck it,’ and doing what you may. ” “ if only it were easy! to wish and want for nothing. ” “ if only you weren’t less human for it. ” “ in the end there is no blaze of glory. ” “ die due to carelessness. ” “ in the span of your life there’s plenty to avoid. ” “ you are dazzling and terrifying. ” “ those words are not as removed from one another as you may think. ” “ pick a place and die there. ” “ i know you mean well. ” “ may fortune favor the fuckups. ” “ remarkable that one plane of existence can host so much, and so little, distance. ” “ learn when it’s best to bite your tongue. ” “ temper the nest of hornets in your loveless mouth. ” “ i worry. ” “ time sours, rots, renews, sours again. ” “ grief and growth live hand-in-hand. ” “ sleeping, like dying, delivers you from one world to the next. ” “ rest in crypts and wake in gardens. ” “ make room for small, fragile things. ” “ you win some, you lose some, you lie, cheat, and swindle some. ” “ stranger things have happened. ” “ you are happening all the time and should probably stop. ” “ let none be the noose. ” “ take what you can and run. ” “ gratuitous violence : selfish, satisfying, heartbreaking, and so like everything else you love. ” “ understanding builds bridges. ” “ there is a variety of sadness that makes a home in your guts and never quite leaves. ” “ being loathsome and lovely in equal measure is probably a talent. somewhere. ” “ why fear the dead, when you can fear the living? ” “ if you’re forging your own path, be prepared to light your own pyre. ” “ you can’t wrestle apologies from the sea or the sun. ” “ you were a plague none were prepared for. ” “ assholery is incurable, unfortunately. ” “ no one’s going to notice the difference between you pushing dandelions or daisies so leave them something worth talking about. ” “ you aren’t obligated to be anyone’s cure. ” “ soothe what you can, fight what you can’t. ” “ devour the monsters and you can call any place home. ” “ you’re only as lucky as your expectations are low. ” “ worse than having too many secrets is having no secrets at all. ” “ killing the monsters is the easy bit. it’s finding them that’s the hard part. ” “ there exists a tipping point between gods and monsters. ” “ your humanity is the largest burden you will bear. ” “ but you have seen yourself in the mirror. ” “ even spectres can tire. ” “ it pays to kill with kindness. ” “ you’re your own worst enemy. ” “ you’re only armed to the teeth because you’re more brittle than you’d care to admit. ” “ your ego cannot afford cremations or caskets. ” “ whether you like what you see is up for debate. ” “ whether it can be contained in a dark basement is another matter entirely. ”
@seahaloed
She tries not to look as endeared as she is, and fails wonderfully. Her eyes remain soft, watching him. “As much as it may pain you, it isn’t actually your job to stop every argument or scuffle that you see.” Aera reminds him, adjusting the fabric of his collar a little.
(oh he was more wrinkled than she thought)
“You are a healer an not a thug, in case you’ve forgotten.” she adds, tapping his chest once more before content with how much neater he was. “Even if you tend to forget that you must look presentable” she adds, cheeks sucked in a little as she fights back a teasing look.
“It just seems a bit pointless to stand here twiddling my thumbs until they knock each other out,” he sighs, linking his hands together behind his back as she fusses with his clothes. He’s been here and there and everywhere for most of the day, and he imagines he looks like it.
“And an argument could be made,” he carries on loftily, “that preventing a pair of numbskulls from further rattling their skulls is a type of healing.” He’s never been particularly good at looking innocent, even when he is, and the trend holds true now.
Is it just me or is Ardyn holding the magazine a little too close to his face LIKE WHAT IF HE ACTUALLY CAN’T SEE PROPERLY
Also, I love how he chills on the bench with some car magazines right after causing havoc
I need to stop drawing Ardyn