the real steve from minecraft

i am cube man. !!! i m minecraft steve !!!

[steve-from-minecraft]

oh god. oh god i need to punch trees

[steve-from-minecraft]

bees

theyre so chunky

i love bees

[steve-from-minecraft]

[steve-from-minecraft]

eat blocks everyday

[steve-from-minecraft]

yeah i play mobas (logs onto minecraft)

[steve-from-minecraft]

What the Fuck

[steve-from-minecraft]

some shots of the house that i built horribly and still somehow turned it into something nice

the floor is sad, the roof is worse, theres only two actual rooms, its a Beautiful Mess™

im loakey proud this took 5 days bc im lazy....

[steve-from-minecraft]

why does this keep happening to me all i do is leave the app and then come back and suddenly im being swarmed in darkness

[steve-from-minecraft]

i literally just fucking spawned in and the sheeps are already being fat.....

[steve-from-minecraft]

i crafted a torch yall

[steve-from-minecraft]

steve died so ill probably just post stupid shit i do on mc here

Maybe One Day He Will Respawn But For Now He Is Rage Quitting.

[steve-from-minecraft]

who is this man and why is he stealing my game

[steve-from-minecraft]

i wack the groud with a shovel a couple times and eventually it surrenders to me and becomes a hand-sized piece of what was once alive and striving

[steve-from-minecraft]

i have blown up so many desert temples.

[steve-from-minecraft]

hey….. i have to tell you all something…….

[steve-from-minecraft]

i am an incel......

[steve-from-minecraft]

hey..... i have to tell you all something.......

[steve-from-minecraft]

you, a pleb: (cant even mine wood)

me, a 3d god: (can travel beteeen dimensions and choose what lives and dies)