The roof is not my son but I will raise it

Crunchatize me cap'n 26

[stevebuscemimegatron]

Taking a social media break for a while so I won’t be active for a while it’s been real ya’ll

[minxitsy]

[dailyfigures]

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!

rules ;

☆ reblog this post & and follow me to enter!

☆ the winner will be chosen using a random generator.

☆ the giveaway is worldwide and i will cover shipping costs.

☆ the giveaway closes december 20th midnight my time (CEST).

☆ if you're a minor and/or live with your parents, make sure you have consent to give me your address and receive a package.

prizes ;

☆ two people will win one prize figure/nendoroid/pop up parade each (around $25-50 per person).

☆ the figure you pick must be easily available. this means either a recent release or a preorder so it's easy for me to find and buy within the price range. i can help you pick a figure if you're unsure.

☆ i have the right to refuse a figure you pick if i'm not comfortable financially supporting the source/creator and ask you to pick a different figure.

thank you for participating and feel free to ask if you have any questions! good luck everyone!!! <3

[antiquesintheattic]

[offshoreoilrig]

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

[stevebuscemimegatron]

Logged back on for a day to see everyone talking about jumping ship again…… I can’t move to Blsky bc I can’t keep the stevebuscemimegatron username it’s too long :( you can find me in the woods I guess

[footlongdingledong]

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

[tamamita]

-Age regresses you by one hour-

[worstgirleva]

goddammit i gotta do the dishes again

[amygdalae]

i heard he died of wanting snacks

[guardian-angle22]

newborn pudu fawn named petal via the san diego zoo

[eurodynamic]

[herpsandbirds]

Can I offer you a handful of lizards in these trying times?

Emerald Tree Monitor (Varanus prasinus), juveniles, family Varanidae, found on New Guinea and nearby islands

photograph by FS Sour (@my_reptile_diary_)

[yaoipussy]

i can't take those animal crossing character polls seriously they're so fucking funny because its almost always like this

[tomb-mold]

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

Many animals have unusual hunting methods, but the marsh mongoose's might be one of the strangest. To catch birds, adults will sometimes lie on their back as if sunbathing. This exposes their bright pink anus, and curious birds are drawn to peck at it. The mongoose then explodes into action, pouncing on the bird.

(Image: A marsh mongoose (Atilax paludinosus) by Colin Ralston)

[tigwalen]

@papioanubis

[victusinveritas]

Thank you Derek, menswear guide, for reminding me why paying more to be free advertising for brands is dumb.

[paterday]

It is vital for kids shows to have the horrors in them. The children YEARN for the horrors. They CRAVE the horrors. I craved the horrors and so will the next generation. And so will the next. Years and years and years of craving the horrors. Which is why you gotta put scaries into the kids stories.