izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle
tannertan36
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PR's Tumblrdome
No title available
RMH
blake kathryn
Misplaced Lens Cap
Love Begins
shark vs the universe
hello vonnie
ellievsbear
Sade Olutola
d e v o n
sheepfilms
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
i don't do bad sauce passes
NASA
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from Lithuania
seen from Norway
seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore
seen from Germany
seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
@stevecarlsbergmountainscientist
So my WTNV poster/bumper stickers came When I was filling out my order I thought ‘why not’ and wrote MOUNTAINS ARE REAL in the comment section Then I get this beautiful thing with my order I mean whoever did this you don’t realise how much I laughed this is going on my wall
My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read.
incredible.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
via
westerners are obsessed with the idea of happiness as if it’s a constant state of being. happiness comes in moments. you dont “achieve” happiness. you experience it along with every other emotion on the spectrum. if you spend your life chasing this constructed idea of happiness you will never even be remotely content. work on being whole and feeling everything while increasing the happy moments. stop trying to be a “happy person.” just be a person.
Please watch this I’m in tears
THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING
this was absolutely flawless
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
Two years ago we made a fake trailer for a movie we WANTED to make. And TODAY thanks to you guys, the OFFICIAL TEASER TRAILER for that movie is here! You did this. Your support and love brought the smart black movie genre back from the dead and into theaters this OCTOBER 17TH!!
WATCH, HIT LIKE, SHARE, REPEAT!
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the only thing I think of when I see this is like
this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.
HAHAHAHAHA !
SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST
FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT
Anderson Cooper speaks to Texas State Representative Bryan Hughes, Republican Party.
keep that creepy smile 6 billion feet away from me
Republicans always have this fake smile like “no I totally think of you as a human being”
And it like doesn’t change at all, the last two gifs they’re fucking identical until he moves, so freaky.
Cecil and 4!
oh my god! you’re straight? i never would have guessed. you just seem so nice and pleasant and thoughtful; not at all like the other straights i’ve met
ϟ
[5]
"Let me buy you a drink." || He was quite charming. Maybe her simple query could earn her some decent conversation. ||
"Really?" He blinked at the woman. "Well, I certainly can’t say no to that… That’s very kind of you. Thank you." He smiled gently over at her. "May I ask the name of the lady who wants to buy me a drink?"
"I’m Dietrich von Lohengrin, but you can call me Deet. And you are?" || The woman’s voice was warm and inviting, her smile not the devilish grin it could quickly morph into. ||
"I’m Steven Terrance Carlsberg, but you can just call me Steve. It’s nice to meet you." He smiled gently over at Deet. "I’ve never heard that name before. Where is that name from…? Or uh is that a rude question?"
"It’s not rude of you to ask at all, Steve. My name is Germanic, and my first name is something my father chose." || He wanted a son. He also wanted me dead. || "It’s pretty uncommon for a woman to have such a masculine name, hmm?"
"Germanic, huh? That's really cool. Oh, is it more masculine? I'm not familiar with many germanic names, I'm afraid... I wouldn't have guessed. Is it strange for a woman to have such a name?"
