I'm not holding back...Oh, at all!

Putin's gay nephew

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lingonberry24]

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[angelicguy]

Goofing off - Wikipedia

[kushblazer666]

[aflo]

well what was the hell was he gonna do about it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

you're an audiophile? you like to fuck little sounds and speakers?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SHE WAS 17 DECIBELS YOU SICK FUCK

[thrussy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[mm19000]

[camillefaglia]

[ripe]

[ottermatopoeia]

castin spells

[atlas-prime]

Tai chi

[bookworm-christina]

Playing an invisible harp

[gayavatarstyle]

the firebending masters is such a good episode

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Do you know how hard it is to not say this to literally every person who comes through my checkout lane and thanks me for working

[jackandniall-deactivated2021100]

here’s the link to donate to george floyd’s official memorial fund if you are able to contribute. if you can’t donate, please share. being black shouldn’t be a death sentence.

[theocseason4]

[duccibag]

[the-memedaddy]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Broad City S05E03 ‘Bitcoin & the Missing Girl’