"For you, the world."

[apricotshark]

b99week - day two - favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

say it with me now..

[thegirlfriend-experience]

2018 Goals

[luxuryhighendcommodity]

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

[miss-vickt0re]

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

[ferrous-princess]

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

[languidangel]

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

[aestheticacadema]

“Lie to me” she whispered.

“I love you” he said.

[kivaliszn]

“Yall are weird” I said.

[lilpradaprincess]

[ruinedchildhood]

[fantomeheart]

The only acceptable birthday cake

[inuis-deactivated20150612]

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

[stevieraee]

well then they’re gonna eat him soooooooo

[ruinedchildhood]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[twitterlols]

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[loserssclubb]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

[joshpeck]

you put it into words

[granulatedoblivion]

Interesting

[ludaprilgate]

[el-diario-de-una-adolescente]

[leothegiant]

😍😍😍

[heythereduhleila]

GORGEOUS. 10/10. OMFG.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[alwaysbewoke]

Terry Crews is literally the best.

[netfelix]

four years ago, i posted a picture of my wrist tattoos on the internet

today, i get linked to an article on mtv

okay…

…oh.