Fantome Heart

[fantomeheart]

The only acceptable birthday cake

[fantomeheart]

I can’t believe this is still going 😂👌

[tachikoma]

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Jasmine Masters, the true bottom ally

[kimreesesdaughter]

Catching feelings for your fuck buddy is up there with negative account balances.

[mayahan]

Ellen Jewett

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[tjspider]

You are witnessing a broken human being

[mauridianhallow]

This is actually me like constantly now

[sidevilde]

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

[gwynething]

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[introvertdear]

Saved!

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[baawri]

Sonam Kapoor for Shehla Khan

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Majestic AF

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

DOIG

[chrissongzzz]

[unknownwonderful]

lmao down to the “just not from him” big mood.

[chokeonmychile-deactivated20170]

Fuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂

[sonoanthony]

im the boy

[shitpostempire]

[jigglyturk]

me

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

TO ANYONE WHO USES MASCARA

📸: @.beautypostss on twitter

[southernbellecityhippie]

Introvert Problems

Wanting to be invited but not wanting to go anywhere. 

Being lonely at home but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them.

And even if you do really like them, you want them to go home soon. 

[odinsblog]

America is Obama’s sad ex, and Obama is the ex who immediately glows up after the breakup. image credits: Jack Brockway

[magicinhermadness]

I can’t believe he’s really wearing less and going out more

[goodreadss]

[pervocracy]

About five times a year, I re-learn that Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are different people.