Chickens Are Dinosaurs Too

Spongebob is based off a true story. Change my mind.

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Man I love Stevie

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The fact that y’all haven’t made me tumblr famous yet is like lit-er-ally so offensive. Like what the frock

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The lice on my head are truly living their best life. Rent free and just vibing to my poisonous blood🤭

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My pets are only my pets because I’m not in survival mode

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You were born in the wrong generation?? Sis I was born in the wrong galaxy!

Anyone want to be Craigslist friends? 😗

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Depression over oppression

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I’m naming my kids after the planets. I feel bad for the seventh one though:/

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For 25 cents only...I witnessed greatness today.