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“ Oh my goodness. ”

#diamondcitysleuth #IS THAT A GEN-U-INE ROBIT IN THE FLESH?

“ I love eating shit and being dead. ”

biased thinking and loosely assembled theories based on fear counts as research, right? yeah! enjoy the cold, hard, fabrication of facts about the common fly!

#MY BRETHEREN #Insects #photo #unsanitary

“Happy Halloween. Speaking of Weens, a reminder that mine is massive.”

“Think about it as a giant cactus. prickly and long with juices inside.”

#dont cut it open though haha :^}#:^} ;;;;

want a heater or a bunch of blankets? I kinda come from a wealthy family so it's no trouble.

“Nah, I’m good... It’s more of a-- bio clock thing.”

#marshmallow-goodra

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"Hey how'se my favorite ol' codger doin'...? Been a while, huh?"

“Who the fu–”

“….”

red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20

"Hey um relax. I’m just stayin’ over in your place until I find a permanent residence. Just need to bring some clothes and that’s it. No real rush. Just … relax, okay? You probably been through a lot .“ She replied with a slight blush on her face, cupping the cheek where he kissed her on.

stewingingarbage

“Ahah-- Uh, I- don’t really like talkin’ about the whole sob story thing, y’know? Gotta keep my head faced forward. Not get distracted and all that... Stuff...”

“S- so- why the glasses?”

#redbowedglutton

didn't you say you had three more years? to live i mean.

“Winters comin’...”

#marshmallow-goodra

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"Hey how'se my favorite ol' codger doin'...? Been a while, huh?"

“Who the fu–”

“….”

red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20

" D………….dead…? Oh okay… I’ll be sure to taze you if possible, okay? Like I’ll try my hardest to make sure you aren’t close to dying. I promise…“

"Anyways well… I guess I’ll be movin’ in right away I mean I can make like some room and stuff and trust me I met you enough to get use to the smell of bile. Consider it one of the gifts you given to me for visiting you so often.”

stewingingarbage

“Yeah- y’know... Crunchy legs curling up because I got an exoskeleton-- Anyways...” He shuffles his stance, coughing hoarsely into one of many hands before leaning over, giving her a quick kiss on the cheek.

“I’ll uh... Make room and-- shit like that. Take your time getting stuff in, yeah? There’s no rush.”

#redbowedglutton

stewingingarbage

"Hey how'se my favorite ol' codger doin'...? Been a while, huh?"

“Who the fu–”

“….”

red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20

" Oh that old thing …? I still have it around, but yeah you can have it . It’s sorta old and worned out but… it still has value. I mean, I did meet you while I was wearing it. So yeah … Also cool I can hang with ya. Thanks again, Mort.“

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“Nice. Awesome. It’s my new Teddy Bear, I’ll sleep with it.”

“Speaking of sleeping- uh. A heads up. If I look like I’m dead I’m actually not, but there’s a taser set to the lowest voltage so just prod me with it once. I’m trying to avoid hibernating.”

#redbowedglutton #GET XKIT YA MEME

stewingingarbage

"Hey how'se my favorite ol' codger doin'...? Been a while, huh?"

“Who the fu–”

“….”

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" The change …? Well, I had to like … conclude that chapter of one of my lives because, hey, I can’t keep on living like a blue haired lady forever and time to embrace a new look, y'know. Also … I’m leavin’ my old dump of a home and I need like a temporary place to stay over and I trust you the most, so maybe can I crash with ya? Like I won’t take a lotta space. Honest.“

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“Oh- uh... Shit, if you don’t mind the stench, then you’re all welcome to the fuck house, haha.”

“I mean... The- Mort house. House of Mort. Fly house... all that stuff... Do you- still have the uh... Bow? ‘Cause I’d like to keep it if that’s okay.”

#redbowedglutton

"Do you like cats."

“Sometimes.”

#monsterinjeans