Beadle's Coleopterous Clownery

💭 i'm Bug/Beadle! any neopronouns + it/its + he/him [commissions closed] 🪲i am a creatur. i like bugs. 🪱i like my OCs a lot. very much. please talk to me about my OCs.

[stewwx3]

mmmITS MR BALLS!!!!!!!

[rawaches]

Bailey inflation 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[stewwx3]

YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

[stewwx3]

mmmITS MR BALLS!!!!!!!

[mayothealien]

*horrified screech as I wake up from my sleep, followed by the sound of something standing up straight in bed, followed by a dramatic gasp*

"The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non commercial sharealike 4.0 international license"

*big thump as I theatrically fall back into bed and shut my eyes*

[stewwx3]

i swear, after you listen to that damned podcast that damned sentence gets ingrained into your damned mind.

i can recite it from memory. i could not forget it if i tried. it is far, far too late for me

[stewwx3]

im so sickly. if i was a computer i wouldnt. be sick

[stewwx3]

Why is lysander like that

what an amazing question!

short answer: hes a dumb little rat

[stewwx3]

im so. tired. look at my favogrie guys, lysander and quince. proetend the proportions mame sens. eow. im so tired and sickly. lsyander.... mmh... lysbader... i like jim... qow it would be cool if peopl asked me questions about ky gyys ... like lysander....

[stewwx3]

didnyou know that also, they are just friend s? and nothing more?

they dont kiss in canon but. let me dream...,,,.., they are just friends... well moreso they are RIVALS!!! according to. tjem. dont litsten to them they are beat fienws!!

lymsa der...... 🪳←←he kinda looks like a roac

[stewwx3]

im so. tired. look at my favogrie guys, lysander and quince. proetend the proportions mame sens. eow. im so tired and sickly. lsyander.... mmh... lysbader... i like jim... qow it would be cool if peopl asked me questions about ky gyys ... like lysander....

[theboxfort]

Unstoppable Force (my love of seeing other people's takes/stylization on my OCs) vs Immovable Object (my gripping fear of not doing other people's OCs enough justice when I draw them)

[threadworn]

I’ve always liked the popular headcanon that Jon wears glasses but stops needing to after the Beholding has properly gets its claws in him. but god how funny would it be if he became the Antichrist Of The Eyepocalypse and STILL couldn’t see without glasses despite it all. And I’m talking blind as a bat. Can Know Literally Anything but without two stupid bits of glass over his eyes he WILL walk directly into a pole. I think that would be good enough motive to just start killing people

[stewwx3]

about to finish the magnus freaking archives, wish me luck

[stewwx3]

holy shit what. im very confused. i may have to listen again. whauh. woah. it was really good though. i just slept so i think i remember less than i did last night. it was very good but. what. the fuck.

[stewwx3]

time to unblock tags and go look at a bunch of fanart I DONT HAVE TO AVOID SPOILERS ANY LONGER 🥹🥹 but no more magnus... but CONTENT!!!

[stewwx3]

about to finish the magnus freaking archives, wish me luck

[stewwx3]

holy shit what. im very confused. i may have to listen again. whauh. woah. it was really good though. i just slept so i think i remember less than i did last night. it was very good but. what. the fuck.

[stewwx3]

about to finish the magnus freaking archives, wish me luck

[stewwx3]

im so fucking cool and smart. i gotta acknowledge that more.

[stewwx3]

you do, too! remember how cool you are

[thetransgenderprideworm]

[stewwx3]

yes, you!!

[stewwx3]

im so fucking cool and smart. i gotta acknowledge that more.

[stewwx3]

you do, too! remember how cool you are

[stewwx3]

im so fucking cool and smart. i gotta acknowledge that more.

[stewwx3]

i used to think susie deltarune was a horse

[stewwx3]

Steww draw Zark in a maid outfit

whatever