devil calling

i never burned through love that set me loose, i only set the table for the company i choose

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txt @bf/gf

Darcy: maybe, maybe not. i'd seriously hate to never want a slushie again but man. it'd be totally weird if you did that. but you know.

Darcy: oh really? i am never going to forget the fact that you will give me whatever i want.

Darcy: no it's totally not possible, levi. you're too nice, and sweet. plus when you're sad you kind of look like a kicked puppy, so i don't think anyone could hate you. ever. fine fine. maybe you could just do it at the ice cream place.

Levi: maybe when you're like 50 you'll learn to love them again. i'm weird, you know? deal with it.

Levi: are you going to totally use this against me now? should i be worried?

Levi: i think you're probably way biased but the kicked puppy part made me laugh. do i really? that must be so cute and so sad. how do you deal with it? maybe. i mean she was pretty cool and i wasn't actually flirting with her just being friendly so maybe i could trick her into being my friend. you should totally do it though. i could drive the getaway car.

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txt @bf/gf

Darcy: maybe someday the slushies will do it for me again, but today is not that day. well, you know if you buy me an ice cream scooper and a visor, then your fantasies would become a reality. total worlds colliding shit.

Darcy: does flirting work on you too? like say i flirt a bunch with you, will that make you want to bring me some ice cream?

Darcy: levi, i'm going to be honest with you. i don't think it's possible for anyone to hate you. i mean, i guess you could, but i still think we should throw our consciences out the window.

Levi: if you go long enough without one you'll probably end up craving them eventually. i mean i might have to do that now. maybe.

Levi: yeah, i'm a total sucker. i'd give you whatever you want.

Levi: it's definitely possible. is it totally wrong and uncalled for? hell yeah. but still possible. i guess i could do that like once but i don't want to make a habit of it. that seems bad.

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txt @bf/gf

Darcy: unfortunately, you can only drink a slushie a day for so long before they get old. i don't know how i feel about this. will the real darcy ever be able to compare to this imagined ice cream shop worker darcy in your eyes? we just don't know.

Darcy: i'm really glad we have this understanding that ice cream is worth flirting with strangers.

Darcy: sometimes tricking people is worth the free things, levi. sometimes we have to throw our consciences behind us and just get free things. i mean, everyone hating us is just a risk we'll have to take, really.

Levi: i guess i can give you that. of course. i completely love the real darcy. best person ever and super super cool. granted you don't have an ice cream scooper but i could totally buy you one and then worlds would be colliding.

Levi: i mean you gotta do what gotta you do, you know?

Levi: but darcy i don't want to be hated that's so sad. could i just be really friendly and hope for the best?

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txt @bf/gf

Darcy: i can honestly say that pretty much everything in the entire world are better than the gas station. okay so now you're imagining me with an ice cream scooper and a visor and you're thinking about how adorable it'd be? you are so weird oh my god.

Darcy: i'll flirt with him til he gives me the ice cream, levi. i will.

Darcy: oh my god. we're going to end up becoming like, a con couple. just sweet talkin our way into the hearts of innocent employees who'll give us free things. until they find out we were just using them to get free shit, and then they'll be all mad, but we'll just go find another place to con people.

Levi: are the free slushies not doing it for you anymore? yeah, that's exactly what i'm doing honestly. and ugh it's ridiculously cute. i 100% regret it but i'm pretty sure you started this so it's your fault.

Levi: i feel you, man. flirt for that free ice cream. it's totally worth it.

Levi: i was kind of thinking that too. i'm so torn like i don't want to trick people but free things?? and i don't want them to be mad at me but free things?? life is hard. also this is a pretty small town so eventually people will start to talk or we'll run out of places. what if everyone totally hates us afterwards?

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txt @bf/gf

Darcy: well, you know, it's totes true. i'm imagining it, and i think it'd be better than the gas station for sure. though adorable, not really.

Darcy: i think she would probably get mad and never give you another free scoop in your life if you did that. maybe she's got a coworker who's interested in short brunettes who'll hit on me and give me a free scoop.

Levi: most things are probably better than the gas station. trust me on this one. you're already super adorable like all the time. adding an ice cream scooper and one of those little visor hat things would just intensify it.

Levi: that'd be sad. hey maybe! there's got to be at least one guy there you could work your charm on.

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txt @bf/gf

Darcy: I mean, you're so cute, if I worked in an ice cream shop, I'd hit on you and give you free ice cream too.

Darcy: I am kind of jealous though. I want free ice cream too :(

Levi: that's the sweetest thing you've said to me today. imagine you working in an ice cream shop though. it's kind of too adorable for me to handle.

Levi: i could try to score you some. do you think she'd be cool with me going "hey this is my girlfriend and she's totally cute too. can she have a free scoop?"

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txt @bf/gf

Levi: i think i might have gotten hit on just now.

Levi: but it's cool because i got a free scoop of ice cream out of the deal.

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txt @ all

Darcy: i'm doubting you, i don't care. :) well.. if i get sick, i don't have to go to work.... but i'd mostly like you to feel better, so always.

Levi: when i'm gone you'll know. i'd be offended that you're definitely using me to get out of work, but i could really use a hug.

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txt @ all

Remy: imagine sunburn but like x10000

Levi: ouch. yeah you're totally not worth the pain i'll just stay on my side of the afterlife.

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txt @ all

Darcy: i seriously doubt you're going to die from the /flu/. are you sure? i can bring you like, some soup or something. maybe just some company?

Levi: don't doubt me it's rude :( obviously i always want your company but is it worth the risk?

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txt @ all

Remy: you wish it was just sunburn.

Levi: sunburn hurts like really bad.

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txt @ all

Remy: oh idk, he could hand us over to satan. then it'd just be worse. do you know what happens to people in hell?

Levi: sunburn?

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txt @ all

Darcy: you totally should have started out with that. wow. do you need anything?

Levi: i was going for a dramatic effect. there's still a high chance i could die from this. no, it's okay. i already have like everything and none of it's working fast enough.

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txt @ all

Remy: or he could forbid us to see each other in the afterlife because he's still salty about it.

Levi: obviously we'd have to just ignore that because honestly what's the worse that could happen?