j.

sho nuff

[weedingthroughthegarden]

Well thanks James. You know how to make a girls cheeks turn pink

[stfuj]

Anything to get those dimples showing.

[fcksel]

Nothing wrong with making a shower a little bit longer than it has to be

[stfuj]

You would be okay with that.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

Nah you got me to help with the girly things I’d be glad to help you out, I mean if you want.

[stfuj]

You really sweet, you know that right?

[fcksel]

Fuck, I walked into that one.

[stfuj]

You set yourself up. But nah, you're more of a shower thought. 

[fcksel]

You broke us. I hope you think about me late a night

[stfuj]

Oh, I do.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

Well that’s good at least it makes it way easier on you. You’re welcome James, and there’s so manny things shes four she’s going to want to start shopping and stuff. Oh yes totally i’m going to look so good.

[stfuj]

So basically, what you're telling me is to switch kids with Kendall, yeah?

[fcksel]

You are Superman though. No, you’re not. One day you were just like ‘ew’ about my man crush Monday choice and stopped talking to me after that. We could have had it all.

[stfuj]

 If your man crush Monday wasn't me that's why I said ew. We could've been living the life Gomez, you hurt me.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

I’m still sorry,and i’m sorry her moms not around anytime she wants girl time i’ll do something girly with her okay? Oh gosh i’m really scared now if I’m going to look fierce. Really? I mean cool.

[stfuj]

It's cool, she doesn't ask about her so it makes it easier. Thank you though. What's more girly than doing makeup? Trust me, I know that you put the black line thing on your cheeks. 

[fcksel]

You stopped being in my life. I thought we were friends. I’m the one that’s hurt now, you’re not allowed to be hurt.

[stfuj]

I'm not allowed to be hurt? Just because you claim I'm superman doesn't mean shit. I still cry. I cry because you don't love me.

[fcksel]

I don’t know what’s worse; Jason and Jordin breaking up, Gracie is talking and walking, or the fact I still have to wait until June for Orange Is The New Black.

[stfuj]

The fact that James is not in your life. I know you meant it but I think you forgot it. It's okay.. I'm not hurt.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

Yeah, sorry for being nosey next time i do that just yell at me. Fine you can do my makeup and we’ll film it for my channel, though I’m terrified of you doing it. Hey shush what if I was?

[stfuj]

No, it's cool. Everyone pretty much knows so it's whatever, you know? I'll make you look uh.. what's that word. Fierce? I got you, don't worry. You don't have to try. You're doing a great job right now.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

Well where is she? She doesn’t?what about her mom? I’d rather you not do my makeup I’ve seen what happens to my youtube friends when they’re boyfriends do it, it’s not too pretty. I am,but I have my tomboy side too I promise.

[stfuj]

Long story, not really a type of story that you tell someone when you first meet them, you know? Come on, I promise it won't look that bad. You can post it up, it'll be cute. Trying to impress me or something? I'm joking.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

of course I’ll forgive you. That’s interesting,but they are cute together. Maybe I am,but i guess you’re right if your daughters a princess that makes you a king. You don’t owe me anything I love kids and any excuse to play dress up and make a little girls day.

[stfuj]

Right, all I need is my queen and my throne is all set up. Nah, I insist. She doesn't get that much girl time so I owe you one. I'll do your makeup for you one day. You're a girly girl too, I see.

[countonyous-deactivated20150725]

Big Time Rush rewatch: 1x02 Big Time School of Rocque

[stfuj]

Rude Maslow Rude. Oh boy two hardheaded people together that’s got to be wonderful. Awe well you’re a good father which is why you don’t leave her alone with me we need a prince after all. Though I promise i’m not a killer.

[stfuj]

I'm sorry, forgive me? They balance each other out, I don't know. Are you calling me a prince, Bethany? I think I'm considered a king. Alright, you do this and I owe you one. I'll take you out to dinner or something.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

Okay I mean I guess i can see where you’re coming from and you know Kendall more than i do I just know how he was on your guys show… Yes I do it’s my specialty i could always have a princess day with her if you ever want I’m sure she’d love that. I know that’s why I’m cutting you a break,but only this one time.

[stfuj]

Who's the mean one now? I'm fucking with you again, they're both hardheaded, they belong together. I'll ask her, see what she thinks about it. Even though she'll say yes, just wanna make sure. How do I know you're not a killer though? I don't just leave my kid with anyone.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

That was really mean James! I think they’re good for each other. Awe Girly is my expertise I love makeup and fashion your daughter and I would get along so well. Her eyes? oh Gosh.

[stfuj]

My point is that it's Demi Lovato and Kendall is... Kendall. I don't know, doesn't seem right. I like them together though. I forgot you do those makeup, hair, stuff youtube videos right?  I thought it was that eye thing, I don't know. I'm a guy, I only know so much.